Archive for April, 2011

Are we having fun yet? – Key West, mostly

Saturday, April 30th, 2011
the devil himself

Keynoter reporter Sean Kinney called me yesterday to say Key West Mayor Craig Cates had told him I had told Craig I was going to run against him again this year. I said I did not tell Craig, or anyone, I am going to run for mayor this year. I wrote that I will be surprised if I am not told to run, but I have not conceded it, because I don’t want to run again. I said when Todd German recently told me it looked like Craig and I might be the only two mayor candidates this year, I said I didn’t want to run again and did not want to be Craig’s campaign manager again, and if I did run again, my opening remarks at Hometown! PAC’s first call to candidates would be memorable. Sean said what I pulled off at the Hometown! PAC call to candidates in 2009 would be really hard to top. I agreed, then wondered out loud what my saying my opening remarks would be memorable meant? How could 2009 be topped?”

I told Sean I didn’t think it was time for him to do a piece on me. He asked, what if he just quoted what I said, without making it look like I had declared? He would tell me what he was going to say about me, to make sure it was right. I said, okay, send me the article and I will read it. Sean said he could not do that, but wanted to read what he had written down. I said that won’t stop Larry Kahn [Editor of the Keynoter] from writing over it. Sean said he would stay on top of it. I said, okay, read it. He said it would be something like, “Bashinsky said if he was told to run, he would run, but he does not know what’s going to happen.” I said it needed to say, “told by angels to run,” or readers who do not know me will wonder who would to tell me to run? Craig Cates? An enemy of Craig? The Mafia? See the problem? I said the angel talk will cause people who do not know me to write me off immediately, which is what I want them to do because I don’t want the job. Sean added in the angels and read it again, and I said okay.

Now we will see whether or not violating my own solemn oath last year, that I never again would be interviewed by a Keynoter or Citizen journalist, was idiotic. Sean said his article will be in Saturday’s Keynoter, so we will see what we will see.

God only knows what will happen at the first Hometown! PAC call to candidates in early August, if I am told by the angels to be there. Very few people ever believed I did not arrange for Aphrodite to burst topless into Hometown! PAC’s first call to candidates in 2009 and shout, “Nude beaches for Key West! Sloan for Mayor!,” just as a shy and nervous Craig Cates made his first public remarks ever as a candidate for office. I had no clue Aphrodite was going to do that and was as shocked and delighted as just about everyone else at Salute. I told Sean Aphrodite is living in Key West right now and she still doesn’t want to be my girlfriend. Hard to blame her, my daughters are a good bit older than she is and there probably isn’t enough digitalis to keep my heart beating. Ironically, I have not met another woman so tuned in to the spirit energies as Aphrodite is. I cannot imagine what it is like for her to be with people in her thirty-age generation, who have no clue what she experiences every moment of her life. Well, maybe I can imagine it, since the same thing happens to me.

Later yesterday, I called Todd German to tell him Sean had interviewed me and how it had gone. Todd is Chairman of Hometown! PAC. He said people asked him lately why he talks to me after I threw him under a bus? I said he threw himself under the bus by putting me to deal with what he had told me to stay out of because he would deal with being told by a PTA mom that City Commissioner Teri Johnston was at public meetings where the Hoace O’Bryant plans were present. I said the people who sided with him over what I wrote about that were still shitting in their diapers and needed to grow up. I asked why would I want to get elected and preside over a nursery? Todd agreed, it often is a nursery.

I said I still had not heard from former School Board member Pat Labrada, who put on an old Conch blog that there were many public meetings where the Horace O’Bryant plans were present. Todd said maybe Pat didn’t know what happened at those meetings. I agreed, said maybe that is why he didn’t call me back. I did not say maybe you can’t necessarily trust everything old Conchs say. Later, it occurred to me to use this again.

Todd said Horace O’Bryant is getting too much air time, there are far more important things that need attention. I said Sean Kinney said he really liked what I was writing about Horace O’Bryant; I was making really good points – Sean is on my email hit list. I said my writing so much about Horace O’Bryant tells me just how important the angels think it is compared to other things. Todd said Horace O’Bryant would work for my advantage in a campaign against Craig Cates. I said I had said that a month ago, that it and Glynn Archer would be the hottest issue in this years city races, and still I didn’t want to run.

Later, I wondered if Todd said Horace O’Bryant was getting too much air time because yesterday morning a Citizen article put his good friend Ed Swift in bright lights, as standing to make a bundle developing the School District’s land at Trumbo Point after Horace O’Bryant is built and the Glynn Archer Elementary students move there and the School Board moves its administrative offices from Trumbo Point to Glynn Archer.

Were I elected, I would not be able to do anything about Horace O’Bryant because by then it would be all over but the shouting. Ironically, if I had been elected in 2009, Ed Swift probably would have gotten what he wanted because the angels would have had me head Horace 0′Bryant off at the pass by bringing it to public awareness a good while before ground was broken. I would not have pushed for Glynn Archer to be the new City Hall and would have encouraged the School District to leave Glynn Archer alone and build a smaller and shorter new Horace O’Bryant and move the district’s administrative offices to Marathon. I would have urged the City Commission to build the new City Hall on Truman Waterfront, which the City already owned and therefore would have no land cost.
I’ve been thinking I might lead off with something like that, if the angels make me announce at the first Hometown! PAC call to candidates. Then, I might say, “I know none of you believe angels tell me what to do, and if I believed otherwise, I’d be crazy. However, that’s your dilemma. For if you re-elect Craig, you will get two more years of what you already got, and the angels will continue to use me to stir the pot and piss you off.” I dunno, maybe if I gave the audience the finger about then, it would top Aphrodite’s 2009 debut.
 
Meanwhile, an old, ugly dragon raises its ugly head yet again this morning.
 
Wisteria proposal gets rehearing
Assistant county attorney: Technicality negates Planning Commission’s no vote

BY TIMOTHY O’HARA Citizen Staff
tohara@keysnews.com

Due to a legal technicality, the owners of Wisteria Island will get another crack at convincing Monroe County to let them build a resort and marina on the offshore island.

The owners — the Bernstein family, under the name F.E.B. Corp. — have proposed building 75 residential units on the island, as well as a marina, restaurant and shops.

F.E.B. pointed out it was notified as the “landowner” prior to a special County Commission meeting scheduled in March to discuss the island’s land use category, but it was not properly notified as “a surrounding property owner.” F.E.B. attorney Tim Koenig successfully argued that his client also should have been sent a notice as the owner of surrounding property because F.E.B. owns submerged land adjacent to the island.

F.E.B.’s notification as an “owner” also was delivered 25 days prior to the County Commission meeting, but that was insufficient by five days, said Assistant County Attorney Susan Grimsley, adding that county code is unclear on that point.

The March special commission meeting was cancelled due to the technical notification error, but Grimsley subsequently determined that the same notification error had occurred prior to a Nov. 3 Planning Commission meeting. Thus, the proposal must go back to that board for a second vote.

At the November meeting, planning commissioners voted 3-2 to limit development on the 21-acre island, despite objections from Roger Bernstein, the point man for the F.E.B. proposal, and his planning team. Commissioners Jim Cameron and Jeb Hale supported Bernstein’s position, saying the man-made island is neither environmentally sensitive nor home to protected plants and animals.

They said the residential conservation land use designation is too restrictive, and the owners should be allowed a designation that allows for commercial and residential uses.

However, Commissioners Liz Lustberg and Denise Werling and board Chairman Randy Wall disagreed. But Wall said he was on the fence on the issue.

“I fear I’m not going to vote my heart,” he said, and then voted for limiting development on the island

The Planning Commission, which will make a recommendation to the County Commission, is scheduled to discuss F.E.B.’s proposal at its May 25 meeting at the Marathon Government Center.

tohara@keysnews.com

Were I Key West’s mayor, after reading that, I would pick up the phone and call Roger Bernstein and say, “Over my dead body will Key West help you develop Wisteria Island with its assets.” Then, I would call the county commissioners and tell them the same thing and give them bloody hell for the County entertaining the Wisteria application and wasting the taxpayers’ money without having Key West on board, when the whole deal hinges on having Key West on board. Todd German is a big proponent of Key West giving Bernstein everything he wants. Todd can’t help it. A banker, he wants Roger’s business. Not a banker, I would tell Roger to comply with the County’s comprehensive plan and land development regulations, and build a few posh self-contained green homes on Wisteria, sell them to rich green people, and be done with the environmental nightmare he keeps telling us Wisteria Island is.

Sloan Bashinsky

keysmyhome@hotmail.com

What is Truth? Key West & School District, mostly

Friday, April 29th, 2011

From a Key Largo member of The Resistance on yesterday’s pop quiz, groupthink, general unrest – Key West, mostly post.
 
Hi Sloan, Remember back in the 60?s, the movements, marches, rallies and sit ins? We had groupthink then too. Only it was called mob mentality. Same phenomena,  just somebody renamed it something more trendy in the 70?s.  Same phenomena today is now called “being on the same page”.  I don’t know what “truth” is called anymore.
 
Thanks. I imagine groupthink was rooted back then in the novel 1984. Deer Ed, who publishes/hosts the Coconut Telegraph upchuck and praise page of bigpinekey.com made that connection when he posted my groupthink teaser there today. He used this pic to lead it off.
 
I was thinking1984 all along, but didn’t say it. I did mention 1984 at the City Commission meeting on HOB last week – I used that book’s lexicon - doublespeak. I think Brave New World also had something like that lexicon in it.
 
Not sure being on the same page has the same meaning for me as doublethink, groupthink, herdthink. For me, being on the same page is another person and I are talking about the same thing, we are on the same wavelength. Doesn’t happen as often as I would like, perhaps because I apparently am not from this planet. Or am crazy. Or am sane. Or something.
 
The Truth is what people believe, say, wish it is, and the check’s in the mail and cows can jump over the moon. I spend a great deal of time trying to get to what the Truth is, speaking of which . . .
 
On the money trail, the guy who dreams about scallops controlling construction in the Keys and being real hard to open had another scallop dream last night, which might see the bright morning sunlight tomorrow.
 
Sloan
 
Her reply:
 

“Or am crazy. Or am sane. Or something.”
 
I’m going with “D” none of the above. A, B, and C above – they all imply judgment. Judgment requires analysis, elimination.  Yup, good ole’ D has no requirements or recriminations. It just is what it is. No label or ID mark required.
 
Unlike those devoid enough to plot, devise, scheme. They are the scary ones, in need of labeling or branding.

 
I wrote this to Margaret Romero yesterday, when I sent her a copy of yesterday’s post. She lives in the Horace O’Bryant neighborhood and stays on top of local issues better than most Key West people do. I put her in the top 5 for watchdogs, or higher.
 
Used yours yesterday in today’s inquisition below. Have you talked with anyone who went to a public meeting on HOB and saw pls showing elevations for the new school buildings?
 
Margaret’s reply:
 
Sloan – as of yet, I have found no one who saw HOB elevations at any public meetings prior to construction. Also have been unable to find any public notices from the school district to discuss HOB plans.  Review of the district’s 3/10/10 meeting on Glynn Archer showed that Mr. Simms had not brought the elevations with him. Also of note was that the gym was not slated for demolition and the middle school was to be in the southeast quadrant of the property. You, and interested others, might want to get a copy of the DVD – it’s public record. Margaret

 
I now have called and left messages twice for former School Board member Pat Labrada to call me back and tell me if he actually saw plans for the new Horace O’Bryant at public meetings, since he wrote on a Conch blog that such plans were at several public meetings on Horace O’Bryant. When I called the second time, last night, I added to my message that I have not been able to find anyone who saw plans at those meetings. Plans showing the elevations of the new buildings. I don’t take Pat not calling me back as complimentary to his truthfulness, character or manners, but perhaps he will return my call and I will change my mind. I also did not hear anything back from any School Board members on the email I sent them two days ago, which was featured in yesterday’s groupthink post, in which I asked if any of them had ever seen the elevations for the buildings at the New Horace O’ Bryant?
 
Perhaps this article in The Citizen today clears up some of the mud, while creating more.
 
Meeting fuels residents’ HOB ire
Notice was unclear and information was lacking

BY MANDY MILES Citizen Staff
mmiles@keysnews.comMonroe County School District officials introduced plans for the new Horace O’Bryant school during a March 2010 public meeting that was advertised as a “Community Forum Concerning Glynn Archer Elementary School,” and the plans contained no information about the building’s planned height or elevation.
That has frustrated Key West city residents and officials who have been asking when the School District gave the community an opportunity to review plans for a campus combining Horace O’Bryant Middle School and Glynn Archer Elementary School. Few people realized it would exceed the city’s height cap until the walls were erected.
“Had somebody said they were going to talk about HOB plans, people would have gone to that meeting,” City Commissioner Teri Johnston said after watching a recording of the March 10, 2010, meeting. “But they would have needed to see a lot more than just the site plan Mr. Sims held up; they would have needed to see the elevations, the measurements, the schematics, everything.”
At that meeting, School District Facilities and Construction Director Fred Sims said, “This site plan shows the footprints of the buildings. It’s not showing elevations, but we have those as well. I didn’t bring those with me.” Three times he referred to the new HOB as a “three-story middle school building” without mentioning the exact height.
“Three stories doesn’t mean 56 feet tall,” Johnston said. “Three stories means maybe 30 feet.”
The building actually is 64 feet tall, or 39 feet over the city’s 25-foot height limit for that New Town neighborhood, according to city measurements that start at the crown of the nearest road, not the bottom of the foundation.
When asked about Sims not having the drawings, Superintendent Joe Burke on Thursday said it was irrelevant because “elevations is a term used by architects to refer to what the front of the building will look like from a street view; the elevation is not the vertical heights.”
Johnston, who owns a construction company, disagreed vehemently.
“The elevations are where you pull the heights off for each building,” she said. “That’s where you have listed the measurements from the top of the finished floor and all other measurements. I think every statement that the School District makes saying the city had ample time to review those plans is absolutely false.”
Sims acknowledged Thursday that the amount of public notice given about the plans may have been affected by the district’s deadline to use the federal stimulus money that funded the construction.
“Given any other timeline, we may have had the opportunity to do something differently as far as public meetings,” Sims said. “But at the time we were focused on getting the school designed and built within the time frame and budget.”
He and Burke said the plans were on display in the HOB foyer for several months before construction began. Sims said he reviewed them with some residents in his office as well. The plans also were presented at School Advisory Council (SAC) meetings at HOB and Glynn Archer, “but those meetings aren’t necessarily advertised,” Sims said.
“We never hid it; we never refused to speak about it,” Sims said of HOB construction plans Thursday.
Johnston argued that SACs are equivalent to PTAs, so the only people who would have attended or known about those meetings would have been parents of children who attend those schools, not neighbors or other concerned residents.
“I think people are very, very upset that we’ve been put in this spot as a city, and now to have the School District trying to turn this around and make it our fault is so frustrating,” she said. “They’ve made all these moves with the ultimate goal of getting the School District out of Trumbo Road.”
She was referring to the district’s waterfront headquarters, where developer Ed Swift has proposed the Trumbo Village housing development next to his existing Steam Plant luxury condominiums. Sims alluded to the district’s plans to sell or lease the Trumbo property during the March 2010 meeting at Old City Hall, when School Board members sat in the seats normally occupied by the city commissioners.
“This plan allows us to close a school,” Sims said. “It allows us to create a revenue stream out of the administration property downtown.”
With Glynn Archer empty of students, the district could move its offices to the White Street school, which it would share with the city, then sell or lease the Trumbo Road property to Swift.
mmiles@keysnews.com

 
This reply to yesterday’s post from a Key West ex-pat now living in the West Palm Beach area because she could not afford to live in Key West any longer.
 
Hi Sloan,
How convenient that the HOB site manager ‘forgot’ to bring site elevations to that meeting. One does not ‘forget’ to bring complete plans to a meeting. It just doesn’t happen and everyone knows it. They have so many drawings and blueprints one gets tired of waiting for them to drag them all out to display them, so yes, I agree with Teri and you on the suspect nature of his short term memory loss!
Just one other little observation on something that was written today. I found it amusing and sad, at the same time, to read that Marathon did not want the lower classes to attend the school, despite the space that’s being wasted, because they didn’t want them mixing with the high school students. And, I fully concede the period between the ’40s and ’50s was a whole other time compared to today. Growing up in southern Ohio, except for the rare times we lived in the city and suburbs of Cincinnati, to the day I graduated, we had one school in the town and grades 1 through 12 attended it. The junior high school students (7th and 8th grades) were too happy to be out of ‘baby’ school and to have the words ‘high school’ connected to them, when they reached the 7th grade, so they had nothing to do with the elementary students. The same with the high school students. Those students had better things to do than mixing with any of the students below the 9th grade. When elementary school was outside in recess, all the other students were in class or study hall, so there was just never an incident between any of the age groups. School was school and not a social hour. Socializing was done off campus after school. At school you worked and studied. Period. Occasionally, a boy would pass a note to a girl, but usually, the eagle-eyed teacher intercepted it. If you played, it was during gym. If you sang, it was during glee club (yes GLEE was in full force, even in my day and it was fun) but even if we enjoyed it, it still was all work and there just was no time for foolishness of any kind. I loved school, always, but don’t know how I would have fared in today’s schools with all the texting and other socializing during class hours that goes on, not to mention the bullying. Don’t think I’d have done well, at all, with all that distraction.
Have a peaceful afternoon, Sloan.
(Stuck in the fabulous fifties) Peggy
 
Well, I hated grammar school. Felt each week day morning like I was being sent to prison. I hated learning by rote. I hate memorizing. I hated being taught to write crook-handed, because I was left-handed. It happened because the writing teacher made me slant the paper the same way right-handed people slant paper.
 
Let’s back up. For the first six years of my life, I got up in the morning and spent the day being a little boy. No studies. I knew nothing about the ABC’s or writing or arithmetic when I entered the first grade. I had never been called Sloan. I had never been made to sit long periods at a desk without talking. It was like being sent to hell and my soul fought it tooth and nail. I got sent out into the hall for talking about every other day. One day, my first-grade teacher grabbed my left hand and turned her ruler up rapped the fingers on my left hand repeatedly with the narrow edge, as she frothed at the mouth scolding me. The first week on the playground, I got beaten up by a kid just for the heck of it. There were two class periods I liked. Lunch and recess. When school let out in the afternoon, I was thrilled. We had two sections of each grade, two teachers with one-half of the students in each class. I am pretty sure the teachers at each grade drew straws to see which of them got me. I did horrible the first three years in public high school. My father sent me to the same prep school he had attended, and I did a lot better, but had to repeat my junior year. The headmaster of that school got me into Vanderbilt on early acceptance. My grades and college board scores were good enough for Vanderbilt, but hardly stellar. I played more than I studied at Vanderbilt. Only when I went to law school at Alabama, my LSAT’s and grades could have gotten me into Vanderbilt Law School, did I really start hitting the books religiously. I was terrified of flunking out. What do you think when the professor tells you in your first day of class to look to your left and to your right, and neither of those students will be there on graduation day. Alabama Law School flunked out 2/3?s of its enrollees, and that’s why 95 percent or better of Alabama Law School graduates passed the Alabama Bar Exam on the first try, while about fifty percent of private Cumberland Law School in Birmingham students passed the Bar Exam on the first try. Cumberland parents paid big tuitions and the school would not bust out students and lose that revenue. That was my mainstream education experience, until I went to tax law school ten years after I graduated from law school. It was a two-year part-time program taught by Alabama Law School professors in Birmingham to practicing attorneys. I made my best grades ever in that program. Yet never once, in all my life, did I make all-As on a report card. I tried. Oh, I tried.  I made As. But I am not made up to make all-As. At least not in this world’s schools. I have no clue what grades I am making in God’s schools. Nor does anyone else. Me, personally, I think not even one-third of school kids in the Keys are taught correctly. I think the focus on college preparation as a general curriculum is insane. The proof is the low percentage of Keys high school students who go off to and finish college. But that’s another Truth war altogether.
 
Here’s what passed between the scallop dreamer and me yesterday, to top off yet another fabulous day in Hell.
 
Sloan, Maybe you should look at the last 20 years of __________’s income through the laundry at First State Bank. It was just in a dream about scallops again making quick deposits and withdrawls. You know how fast scallops can move, but they slow down as they age. I would just like to dream about women, more than just these shellfish/selfish. Don
 
can you call me at 872-1705, I want to hear the new scallop dream, thanks, Sloan
 
Sloan, I’ve done that before and you you treated me like belozebob the attorney general. It was very difficult to communicate. Let’s just let the angels be the operator. Then I’ll read your excellent column and the spirits will talk. Don
 
I am concerned if I publish your email as you wrote it, you might end up being sued by ______________ for liable. I might get sued, too, and could care less. 
 
I can’t tell from your email just what was the dream and just what was you commenting on the dream. I am not worried about publishing your dream, but worried am about publishing your ruminations on it.
 
So please, just tell me the dream itself, without any other input.
 
If First State bank was not part of the dream, how do you know ____________ banks there?
 
Cordially,
 
Attorney General Beelzebub
 
Sloan, I agree. I’ll keep my dreams to myself and keep reading your writings. Good luck, Don

 
Follow your own advice, Don. The angels, or spirts, gave you the two scallop dreams to pass along to me. Whether or not you cooperate with them is between you and them. You have my deepest condolences.
 
This is the same thing that happened before. You don’t answer questions. I can’t imagine how you became a mental health practitioner without your teachers getting you to stop doing that. You have the makings of a great politician. 
 
Sloan
 

Sloan, I have in 42 years experience death of the human body on more than I care to acount for. I have rescued over 52 migrants and recovered 27 bodies. This is not taking into account the bodies of soldiers as a corpsman. I answer to all those spirits. That is why I am a MHC now, I was called to it. I’m Catholic, but I do not believe in hell. Just in helping others find their calling and have access to good karma at the calling of the spirits. It’s an insult to say I have no insight. I have been at the service of others all my life, as has my family. I would make a horrible politician due to the fact that the spirits have given me great insight. Please do not try to bait me up. It’s obvious. Don

 
It is you who baits, Don. My questions to you were appropriate. I needed clarification of what was your editorializing and what was your dream. You have a very young way of communicating. An adult would have answered my questions. Most of your last response was not responsive to anything I wrote to you today. I never said anything about insight. I said you were given an assignment by the very angels and spirits you referenced, and how you handle that assignment is between you and them, and ultimately between you and the One who sent them to you. As is how I handle what you sent to me today between me and them. How I deal with you also is between me and them who sent you to me. You are on grave ground when you say you are a Catholic but do not believe in Hell. Belief in Hell, and the demonic realm, like belief in God and the afterlife, is necessary to take in Jesus as he is presented in the Gospels. The person writing to you is the same person you said this morning writes an excellent column. This kind of communication between you and me today often ends up in that excellent column, if the angels, spirits, see it as relevant to a day’s topic. Personally, I don’t see any need to publish this back and forth between you and me today. I think it would be a serious diversion away from the task at hand, which diversion demonic spirits influencing you today would very much like to see me go off on. I deal with demonic spirits ongoing. I was trained to recognize and deal with them. Painfully and horribly trained over many years. Primarly by Jesus, Archangel Michael and the angels Melchizedek. What you wrote to me about scallops and ____________ was about demonic spirits at work in human affairs. ___________ may or may not know he is influenced by demonic spirits. I have to stay on guard ongoing against being influenced by demonic spirits. And yet, staying on guard is not near enough caution. I need ongoing angelic correction and instruction to stay out of trouble. This thing with HOB is driven by demonic spirits. I don’t expect you to believe any of this I tell you any more than you don’t believe in Hell, which belief is causing you serious difficulty in facing reality, which typically has little to nothing to do with belief. It’s your life, Don, live it as you wish. Sloan
 
Well, my dream maker didn’t agree this email back and forth is extraneous. It does reflect something I run into a lot and usually keep to myself, and it reflects something I have known since the early 1990s: I’m a bait shrimp God uses to attract other fishes. Happens often, but I don’t remember God landing any fish that took the bait. Even so, I take Don’s second scallop dream to mean bank accounts need to be examined. Good luck, a judge signing a search warrant based on somebody’s dream. The angels are going to have to do better than that, if they want the perp(s) making a dirty bundle off the School District apprehended. But whatever the angels do, it won’t be through Don, if I understand correctly my dreams last night. Looks to me like Don was offered something bigger and different from what he had experienced, and it looks to me like he didn’t want to go there. The work is great, the laborers indeed are few. Many are called, but few are chosen. Steep is the way, narrow the gate, but few enter therein. I think Catholics are taught that. Protestants are.
 
Sloan Bashinsky
 
keysmyhome@hotmail.com

pop quiz, groupthink, general unrest – Key West, mostly

Thursday, April 28th, 2011
Correction to yesterday’s savvy & brutal – Key West, mostly post. It was after Todd German spoke to a Realtors meeting, not to a PTA meeting, that a woman-school child parent came up to him and complained that City Commissoner Teri Johnston had been at public meetings when the plans for the new Horace O’Bryant School were present.
 
Reply from Jim Brooks, Information Officer Naval Air Station Key West, to yesterday’s post:
 
Out of curiosity…were there any artist/architecture drawings provided of what the finished school was going to look like? You can toss numbers out at a meeting and people’s eyes are going to glaze over. I am not familiar with any construction project where an artist’s conception wasn’t provided. Heck, I’ve already seen a few for the proposed Truman waterfront park. Sure looked nice! Jim
 
Hi, Jim. Good questions, which I share and am trying to get answered. Consider this below from this morning, which is looking like it might be part of tomorrow’s harangue, thus some of my wising off in places . . . 
 
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Pop quiz yesterday to the five School Board members, with copies to Margaret Romero of Key West, and City Commissioner Teri Johnston, in whose voting district Horace Obryant Middle School and the new Horace O’Bryant lie.
 
FW: savvy & brutal – Key West, mostly?
To John Dick, Andy Griffiths, Duncan Mathewson, robin@smith-martin.com, Ron Martin, concerns@tamehob.com, Teri Johnston
From: sloan bashinsky (keysmyhome@hotmail.com)
Sent: Wed 4/27/11 12:04 PM
To: John Dick (john.dick@keysschools.com); Andy Griffiths (andy@fishandy.com); Duncan Mathewson (duncan.mathewson@keysschools.com); robin@smith-martin.com; Ron Martin (ronmartin4mcsb@aol.com)
Cc: concerns@tamehob.com; Teri Johnston (johnston@keywestcity.com <mailto:johnston@keywestcity.com> )
 
Dear School Board members:
 
Here are emails today from Margaret Romeo and Teri Johnston.
 
Date: Wed, 27 Apr 2011 10:03:55 -0400
From: concerns@tamehob.com
To: keysmyhome@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: savvy & brutal – Key West, mostly
 
Sloan,
 
I went to KWHS the other morning. The 2004 dedication plaque on the outside wall at Key West High School indicates that Pat Labrada was the school board chairman at the time. Also on the board were Debra Walker, Eileen Quinn, Anne Kelly Cohan, and Andy Griffiths. It shows the Superintendent was Michael Lannon and the Program Manager was Ken East. Word around town, which I have not verified, is that Mr East was a “vendor” that handled the Sugarloaf School construction. I understand he is currently a VP of Coastal Construction which is building the new HOB. I am sure that the school district can provide you with the dates of his employment and his salary. I’ll bet that their purchasing dept can provide you with the terms of his contract and how much he was paid to “handle” Sugarloaf. Supposedly, the name of his company at that time was East-Dalton.
 
The plaque indicated that the architects were Fanning Howey Assoc and construction was performed by Heery International.
 
If I am not mistaken, Coastal has other past and current projects in the lower keys.
 
Date: Wed, 27 Apr 2011 09:49:54 -0400
Subject: 3-10-10 meeting in Old City Hall
From: tjohnsto@keywestcity.com
To: keysmyhome@hotmail.com mailto:keysmyhome@hotmail.com
 
Sloan,
 
Reviewed the DVD yesterday on this 3-10-10 School Board meeting held in Old City Hall. A black and white site plan showing the location of the buildings was presented by Mr.Sims.
 
Mr. Sims did say that he had forgotten to bring the elevations to the meeting which would show the height of each proposed building. This DVD is a public record if you would like to review.
 
Teri
 
I find it a bit odd that Simms, whom I understand is HOB project manager, did not bring site elevations to the public meeting. Actually, I find it more than odd. Did any of you see the new HOB building elevations before ground was broken?
 
I heard today from someone else in Key West, after Ken East left the School District and went into private business, consulting of some kind, Fred Simms replaced him at the School District. Now East is a Vice-President of the construction company doing HOB, for which Simms is project manager for the School District?
 
Following up on Margaret’s suggestion, I am asking you for Ken East’s dates of employment, if any, with the School District, and the amounts of compensation, if any, he was paid as a consultant or whatever for Sugarloaf School. I figure you can get that information easier than I can. And I figure you want to get it, given the current climate.
 
Sloan
 
I nearly included at the end something like, “Suspicious by nature, I get a lot more suspicious when I ask somebody something and don’t get an answer back.” Then, I decided to see what they would do with it, without the jibe.
 
My reply to Teri’s email:
 
RE: 3-10-10 meeting in Old City Hall?
To tjohnsto@keywestcity.com
From: sloan bashinsky (keysmyhome@hotmail.com)
Sent: Wed 4/27/11 12:11 PM
To: tjohnsto@keywestcity.com mailto:tjohnsto@keywestcity.com
 
Hi, Teri. This helps some. I sent you something separate just a moment ago. I found Pat Labrada’s phone in the telephone directory and called and left a message asking him to please call back and confirm he was at public meetings where the HOB elevations were available, he saw the elevations at those meetings, and where those meetings were held. It’s those meetings I keep hearing about that keep worrying me. Sloan
 
Jim Brooks’ reply:
 
My own person opinion, sounds like an example of groupthink. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groupthink
 
No argument here, Jim. Pulled this below from the link you provided, which seems a pretty good summary. Perhaps groupthink, about same thing as herdthink, probably close kin to mass psychosis.
 
Groupthink is a psychological phenomenon that occurs within groups of people. Group members try to minimize conflict and reach a consensus decision without critical evaluation of alternative ideas or viewpoints. Antecedent factors such as group cohesiveness, structural faults, and situational context play into the likelihood of whether or not groupthink will impact the decision-making process
The primary socially negative cost of groupthink is the loss of individual creativity, uniqueness, and independent thinking. While this often causes groupthink to be portrayed in a negative light, groupthink under certain contexts can also help expedite decisions and improve efficiency. As a social science model, groupthink has an enormous reach and influences literature in the fields of communications, political science, social psychology, management, organizational theory, and information technology[1] .
The majority of the initial research on groupthink was performed by Irving Janis. His original definition of the term was, “A mode of thinking that people engage in when they are deeply involved in a cohesive ingroup, when the members’ strivings for unanimity override their motivation to realistically appraise alternative courses of action” (Janis, 1972) [2]
 
Symptoms of groupthink
To make groupthink testable, Irving Janis devised eight symptoms indicative of groupthink (1977).
Type I: Overestimations of the group –its power and morality 
  1. Illusions of invulnerability creating excessive optimism and encouraging risk taking.
  2. Unquestioned belief in the morality of the group, causing members to ignore the consequences of their actions.

Type II: Closed-mindednes

  1. Rationalizing warnings that might challenge the group’s assumptions.
  2. Stereotyping those who are opposed to the group as weak, evil, biased, spiteful, impotent, or stupid.

Type III: Pressures toward uniformity

  1. Self-censorship of ideas that deviate from the apparent group consensus.
  2. Illusions of unanimity among group members, silence is viewed as agreement.
  3. Direct pressure to conform placed on any member who questions the group, couched in terms of “disloyalty”
  4. Mind guards — self-appointed members who shield the group from dissenting information.

Groupthink, resulting from the symptoms listed above, results in defective decision-making. That is, consensus-driven decisions are the result of the following practices of groupthinking[11]

  1. Incomplete survey of alternatives
  2. Incomplete survey of objectives
  3. Failure to examine risks of preferred choice
  4. Failure to reevaluate previously rejected alternatives
  5. Poor information search
  6. Selection bias in collecting information
  7. Failure to work out contingency plans.

  
This reminds me of consensus-building gathering the directors of the Waldorf School called when I lived in Boulder, Colorado. My stepson attended the school, and I usually went to parent meetings because I figured they would come up with some New Age Yuppie hair-brained idea that would not suit my stepson or the school. Meaning, I took contrary positions at most meetings. However, on this occasion I’m about to share, I had told my wife, the boy’s mother, to go, as I was likely to be too abrupt and horsey, and maybe she could do better getting their attention. Then something came up she had to take care of, so I went after all, cussing the angels I knew had given my wife something else to do, so I would be at the meeting with the New Age Yuppie hair-brains.
 
The directors had brought in a high-paid consensus building hotshot woman from somewhere to help us all agree to do what the directors wanted us to do about a large project they wanted the school undertake a few miles from the existing campus. I thought the directors had lost their ever-loving minds, because they were only just getting going good on their “comprehensive plan” for the existing campus. The other land, which a parent of a kid in the school wanted to give to the school, was sacred land to the Native Americas out there and I was getting real strong vibes that land wanted to be left alone, and if it wasn’t left alone, then something nobody liked would happen to the land at the existing campus.
 
I said that at the meeting and held out and singularly defeated the consensus. I would be lying if I said it wasn’t a bit fun, even as it was seriously aggravating to have to deal with their handwringing and whimpering and stares and New Age Yuppie Fukawi Indian we must all get along and be happy religion. The hotshot high-paid know it all from somewhere said I didn’t believe in consensus. I said I didn’t believe consensus was more important than doing what was best for the school and the children.
 
Even though no consensus was reached, the directors decided to move forward on the other land anyway. About two weeks after that, they discovered serious leaks in the natural gas lines under the school ground and buildings at the existing campus. That was how the angels taught me what they thought about consensus-building as a be and end all. They had done something similar a few years earlier, after I got certified in conflict mediation, to teach me how they felt about conflict mediation as a be and end all. I never had much use for either method of conflict resolution after that, and perhaps what you sent today on groupthink, about same thing as herdthink, probably close kin to mass psychosis, puts rational explanation to what I learned through on the job training.
 
From Christine Russell of Key West yesterday, on same general topic.
 
Sloan -

That is one marriage ceremony I won’t be attending!  WHO in their right mind could continue to promote ANY business partnership with this School District?!Devil  In addition to bad blood the City has had the School district over the past several years (do you come to or pat attention to City Commission meetings?!) So now we have the School’s appraisal coming back $2 million + higher than the previous appraisal – Surprised?  Not me.   And now we have the School Board talking about headquarters in the middle keys instead of at Glynn Archer.  That makes a lot of sense – but that is logical, so I am sure they will not pursue this.  The City of Key West should run like hell away from ANY partnership with this school district, we have enough problems of our own without their problems and poor decision-making skills.  
I attended the School Board Budget workshop yesterday.  I am glad I did, I learned a lot.  I think Andy Griffith said it best in talking about the Schools reputation, and I paraphrase here – ‘we don’t have the best reputation, maybe the public would look beyond that (our reputation).  I was surprised to hear a board member acknowledge their reputation is tainted.  Don’t believe my words here, like I said this is not an exact quote, but I was very surprised to hear the words – they must have been reading my mind.   Sean Kinney had his recorder at the meeting and has it on tape – maybe he was as surprised as I and will include one School Board members insight on their reputation.  
I have to say I feel very real sorry for John Dick.  He made some very good points at yesterdays meeting and had put a great deal of research and thoughtful analysis in comparisons to other somewhat similar school districts  - he pointed out these other districts “staff” is more heavily weighted toward TEACHERS – meaning we have WAY TO MANY ADMINISTRATORS collecting WAY TOO MUCH IN SALARY.  Ron Martin may have understood but the others did not seem to and Mr. Burke just seemed defensive making excuses.  $70million of our budget (which educates roughly 8,000 students) is for SALARIES and BENEFITS.  With ‘Receipts’ being about $77 million there is little left for ‘purchased services, fuel and utilities, supplies, capital outlay and other government” – this all from notes I was scribbling.  They do not seem to post this information prior to meetings for the public to see and review, AND they do not have handouts for the public at meetings – can you all say TRANSPARENCY! 
Why do I care about all this?  My degree is in education.  Most of what I spend my time doing is trying to educate people – maybe it is where they can go for truly affordable healthcare and preventative care, maybe it is about city projects and issues, or recycling and sustainability – but I believe knowledge is the most powerful weapon we have – against ignorance and boy have I seen some ignorance lately!  People talking about the school height and bad mouthing those who only ask that the City’s Comp Plan be adhered to – IT’S THE LAW!  Yet they turn it into an entirely different discussion that goes like this ‘ our children need a new school, HOB has mold, and it leaks’.  WE KNOW!  We all want a NEW school for the kids – but some of us seem to ‘get it’ – we want a LEGAL school building!  There’s some lessons in civics totally being missed here! Seems we have 2 different conversations going one – one is about an illegally built structure, and the other is a much larger problem of a School district with big problems and not just financial problems.  The financial problems are what is evident, but they are a result of BAD decisions and decision makers – the Administration and School Board.  One or two good minds on the School Board can not turn this around – we need to find a third brain somewhere.  If we look back at the past abuses in our School district during the Acevedo Administration and asked all School Board members and Administration/Managers to raise their hands if they were in office or employed during that era – there you have those mostly responsible for all this. That may be in the past, but we must now all work TOGETHER to recreate an effective, well-managed, fiscally responsible school system whose goal is the best education possible for our children.   The administrative house must be cleaned out.  Oh, you can cut some things out of the expense side of the equation and balance the budget – but you will stil have the ugly underlying problem – TOO MANY ADMINISTRATIVE STAFF who are just plain unnecessary and or poor decision makers.  Everyone is also going to have to stop ‘protecting their own’.  Mr. Fowler talks about sharpening pencils and getting busy but he seems unwilling to renegotiate.  John Dick brings very well researched ideas to the table, yet they fall on defensive deaf ears for the most part.  I heard statements for board members like – I am glad you made the decision that we have the highest paid teachers in the state (averaging $75,000 a year including benefits and that’s for how many months work? I think it’s 254 days of a 365 day year.  Another comment was – like businesses, some lose money and some make money – some have to subsidize the others.  First schools are not a business but the comment reminded me of the big 3 and all the bank bailouts – NO some should fail, NOT be subsidized.  And as for schools – they are not businesses but should be managed in an intelligent manner, and we would not be having this conversation – CAN YOU PLEASE DO THAT MONROE COUNTY?  
Like I said the budget meeting was very educational and interesting – you should all attend one and then you might get a glimpse of what is really going on!
Christine

 
Hi, Christine. I watched on Comcast about an hour and a half of the recent School Board budget meeting at Coral Shores High School. I fell asleep three times, as I recall. Then I turned it off. Sounds like you should have run for the School Board last year, given your education background and passion for the subject. I think it makes eminent sense to move the School District offices to Marathon. I had that discussion a couple of weeks ago with Steve Pribramsky, who reminded me he had promoted that during his campaign. I said I hear the top floor of Marathon High School is unused – they overbuilt that high school under pressure from that community, which wanted a high school as large as Key West High School, even though they didn’t have the student count to justify it. Recently, there was talk of putting lower school children into that empty space at Marathon High School, when then was shot down because it was said younger students should not mingle with high school students. I told Steve the School District offices should go into the top floor of Marathon High School, and into the white elephant next door - the now empty retirement home, wasn’t it?, Randy Acevedo had the School District buy. Fix that up for more administrative offices, instead of fixing up Glynn Archer for administrative offices. What more sensible idea than that, to call off the clearly unadvisable marriage your and my dear friend Mayor Craig Cates keeps pushing for the new City Hall to be at Glynn Archer with the new School District Offices? Let the School District get out of its Trumbo Point offices and unload that valuable waterfront property for mucho doubloons to a developer to help pay for things the School District cannot pay for now. The School District has lots of real estate it doesn’t need and should try to sell to shore up its skinny bank account. I imagine if the administrative offices are centralized in Marathon, that will seriously reduce a lot of administrative jobs, and travel at $4-plus a gallon. The argument has been, we need so many administrative positions up and down the Keys because of how long and and narrow the school district is. From Marathon, it’s only an hour drive up to Coral Shores High School and about the same down to Key West High School. They should have done this already. If they had, I imagine the new HOB would still be a middle school, because the Glynn Archer students would have stayed home. Meaning, the new HOB would be a lot smaller and a lot shorter, and we would not be having any of this insane discussion. I got something today on group insanity from Jim Brooks, check out link he provided, which you might find entertaining. I also got some other interesting stuff today, which I might air out tomorrow, as well. Sloan
 
It’s now pre-dawn Thursday, April 28. No reply yet from Pat Labrada or the School Board to my inquires. From Naja Girard, I received a history of schools in Key West dating back into 2006, as reported in The Citizen. After reading those news reports, I, like School Board member John Dick, don’t know how Horace O’Bryant became a K-8 school. Seems that idea was nixed by strong opposition in community meetings. New HOB became a serious rush job in 2010 because of time limits related to a low interest federal stimulus money loan that would be used to build it. Such a rush job that maybe the kind of public vetting that had occurred in the past for Key West school issues was not feasible and still use the stimulus money. In one article, see below, School Superintendent Joe Burke is quoted as saying they should give the stimulus check back, if they were not going forward on new Horace O’Bryant with all due speed. After reading this article, I wondered how the hell did we got from there to here? Then I thought, well, it was rigged. That’s how. Somebody is making a bundle off of HOB who should not, and now there may be no way to stop it.
 
Financial woes on School Board agenda - 03/09/2010

The Monroe County School Board, alarmed by $5 million in budget shortfalls and a scathing state financial audit that cites multiple irregularities in the district’s ledgers, wants to halt spending on new schools and other projects until the financial health of the district becomes clear. Doing so, however, will jeopardize a $36 million federal stimulus loan to construct a new Horace O’Bryant Middle School.
Board members meeting today in Key West also are expected to discuss whether to use proceeds from the sale of the Harris School for construction at Plantation Key School.
“First of all, we should suspend any expenditures,” board member Steve Pribramsky said Monday. “We should freeze any new spending until we get to the bottom of where we are with our spending.”
Board Chairman Andy Griffiths also expressed concern over financial revelations of the past two weeks, including a $2.6 million shortfall in the district’s contribution to employee health insurance.
“It is extremely difficult for the board members to have confidence in any budget numbers while we still keep getting these surprises,” Griffiths said.
Board member John Dick suggested the district get its finances in order before taking on a $36 million loan.
“We have to stop and get hold of the situation,” he said. “Until I know the Finance Department can handle the money, do we want their hands on the money?”
Superintendent Joe Burke applied for and received promises from the state Department of Education (DOE) that the money soon would be forthcoming in the form of a low-interest loan to the district. He warned that the district could lose the money if the board publicly discusses postponing its application toward Horace O’Bryant (HOB).
“I would suggest that if they go public with delays on HOB that we should just send the $36 million back,” Burke said, “because we can’t stay on schedule and the state will not tolerate delays on [stimulus] dollars. Public statements to delay HOB will generate a response from the state to move the money to someone who wants to spend it.”
The district is on a tight schedule to issue a bond to cover the loan and align construction schedules to start building HOB this summer, said Fred Sims, the district’s executive director of facilities and construction.
“It’s a domino affect,” Sims said. “The contractors are ready to go. We have a very short time frame to put this together. We have to have the bond offering by the end of April that matches the $36 million promised by the DOE.”
In other business
The board is expected to vote on whether to assign $2.5 million from the sale of the Harris School to pay architects who designed the HOB and Plantation Key projects. The board was told last year the architects would defer their charges until the district had money for construction in the bank, Dick said.
“I was told the architect’s bill would come in once we had the money in our accounts,” he said.
The board also may discuss preliminary findings of a state Auditor General’s audit released two weeks ago. It says the district failed to follow basic accounting procedures in the operation of several departments.
For instance, Food Service directors incorrectly reported what was collected at each school, and they deposited money weeks after it was collected. In some instances, deposits never made it to the bank, the audit states.
The audit is a continuation of the 2007-2008 audit that first showed the district was losing money to fraud, theft and mismanagement. Former Adult Education Coordinator Monique Acevedo is scheduled to stand trial in May on charges of theft and fraud in that department.
jguerra@keysnews.com

Then, I see see this exciting front-page groupthink news today in The Citizen, which caused me to resurrect the New Age Yuppie groupthink story I had included in last night’s draft of this harangue, but then deleted it earlier this morning because I felt maybe it was extraneous. No chance, of course, the angels didn’t know when they sent me back to Boulder yesterday that this Florida version of New Age Yuppie groupthink was going to be in the news today.
  

City, schools enter mediation
HOB issues to be hashed out under state-law guided process

BY MANDY MILES Citizen Staff
mmiles@keysnews.com School District officials are looking into ways to lower the height of the buildings still slated for construction at the Horace O’Bryant school campus, but still will enter into inter-governmental mediation over remaining discrepancies.
City officials met Wednesday with School District personnel and the architect who designed the new school, which features a new middle school building that stands more than 30 feet higher than city law allows.
“They said they still want to look into lowering the height of the buildings still to be constructed, and that’s been my position all along,” City Manager Jim Scholl said Wednesday evening.
The city’s planning department is in the process of identifying variances, or exceptions to city law, that will be needed for the project, Scholl said.
The planning department did not review the plans before the $36 million construction project began. School officials contend they do not have to comply with city building laws because educational facilities have their own set of state-mandated regulations.
City Attorney Shawn Smith has said the School District must comply with the city’s land development regulations, which regulate height. Horace O’Bryant school is in a neighborhood with a 25-foot height cap, and the new middle school building is 56 feet tall, according to School District plans. It may be even higher when measured using city standards.
The School District must build from a height that is one foot above the flood plain level, and as such measures the building as 56 feet tall. The city measures building height from the crown of the nearest road, which is an estimated 8 feet lower than the building site, meaning the building would be considered 64 feet high.
“This is one of the real remaining points we have to figure out, regarding the city’s height regulation from the crown of the road versus the School District’s requirements from flood plain level,” Scholl said.
The inter-governmental conflict resolution process, outlined in Chapter 164 of the state statutes, began Tuesday when the Monroe County School Board approved a resolution to begin the process.
Scholl said that he and Smith believe the process is the appropriate way to proceed.
“It is the intent of the Legislature that conflicts between governmental entities be resolved to the greatest extent possible without litigation,” the law states.
It requires the head of each entity or their designee to participate in a “conflict assessment” meeting within 30 days of the start of the process. If no agreement is reached, both government bodies are to meet in a joint public meeting. If no agreement is reached then, the entities would select an impartial mediator and explore all avenues of mediation before taking the case to court.
“An impartial third party will give us the opportunity to come up with a mutually agreeable solution,” Scholl said. “There are still some discrepancies in our interpretation of different elements of the state statutes.”
Fred Sims, the School District’s facilities director, also participated in Wednesday’s meeting, but did not return phone calls seeking comment.
mmiles@keysnews.com
 
Fred Simms did not return phone calls. Imagine that! I’d love to run Simms through a polygraph. Then, I’d love to run other people through it. Then, I’d love to see some pirate justice dispensed. Watching defendants walk the plank in shark-infested waters probably would not be nearly as satisfying as watching them be keel-hauled backwards over the barnacles on the bottom of the hull in shark-infested waters.
 
Meanwhile, some sanity from my oldest Bashinsky first cousin yesterday, who took a Masters in Clinical Social Work at Florida State University and subsequently taught and worked with mentally-challenged children:

  
“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.” George Benard Shaw 
 
“The  world is disgracefully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.” Ronald Firbank, English novelist and playwright
“Dreams come a size too big so that we can grow into them.” Josie Bisset
  
Further sanity came yesterday from Sancho Panza, cloaked as a retired Lucent Techologies scientist fluent in English and the Romance languages, including Latin and Dominican Republic patiois, but actually from the planet Vulcan where he heads up The Intergalatic Homeo Sapien Studies Institute: 
  
“If you don’t bring forth what is inside you, what you don’t bring forth will destroy you.” Jesus of Nazareth circa  5-38 CE, in The Gospel of Thomas
 
My recollection of that passage is the next or preceding sentence is, “If you bring forth what is inside of you, it will save you.”
 
Sloan Bashinsky
 

savvy & brutal – Key West, mostly

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011
The lead article today in The Citzenkeysnews.com – is on School District issues, including the height of the buildings at the new Horace O’Bryant K-8 School, about which I have written almost continuously for what is starting to seem like forever but probably has been only about three weeks.
 
According to the article, the architect for the new school did some plan revisions that slightly lower the height of four of the six buildings that will exceed the City’s 25-foot building height limit. The architect will not charge the School District for the redesign. I can’t see how that will satisfy anyone who is up in arms over the violation of the 25-foot height limit. However, the 25-foot height limit is moot, in my opinion, if this part of the article is true:
 
“Former School Board member Pat Labrada asked that construction continue as planned, saying the public had ample opportunity to review and comment on the construction plans.”
 
I  first heard of that coming from Labrada a few days ago, when I was emailed a copy of Labrada’s post to a local Conch blog saying the same thing. I published Labrada’s letter and said if the HOB plans were at public meetings, and the plans showed the elevation of the new buildings, then the City and its objecting residents were up shit creek as far as complaining about the height of the new buildings after some of them went up over the 25-foot building height limit.
 
I also wrote in that post that I earlier had heard from Todd German that he was approached by a mother he knew, who was active in the local PTA (don’t think that’s what they call it in the Keys). Todd said the mother was really upset with City Commissioner Teri Johnston (in whose voting district Horace O’Bryant lies), because Teri had been at meetings on Horace O’Bryant where the new plans were available, and now Teri was opposing construction of the new buildings. Todd and I agreed this was really important. If plans with elevations were at those meetings, it was not good news for the City. If plans without elevations were at those meetings, it was disingenuous of the  School Board. I asked Todd to speak with Teri about what the mother had told him. He said he would, but after three days passed and my pestering him didn’t produce results, I emailed Teri last Saturday. Here are her and my emails.
 
Hi, Teri.
 
Here is what I wrote and would have published already, but for something else that came up, which I will explain next:
 

“I recently published email correspondence from Gene Giacumbo claiming Teri Johnston’s construction company did a job in Key West that violated the City’s 25-foot height limit. Teri wrote to me saying categorically this did not happen and city records would prove it. I forwarded Teri’s response to Giacumbo, and told him I needed more than his words to convince me of the truth. Giacumbo then claimed Teri applied to HARC to raise the roofline and was rejected by HARC. Teri categorically her company had ever been rejected by HARC and said the city records would confirm it. Giacumbo never produced more than his own words.”
 
First, is this above accurate enough?
 
Second, the other day Todd told me he had made a presentation of some kind, I think maybe to the local PTA. A woman he knew came up afterward all upset. She told him she had carried signs for you during your campaign. She told him you were at meetings where the Horace O’Bryant plans were present, and now you are objecting to the height of Horace O’Bryant. Todd asked me to stay out of it and he would speak with you about it in person when you both tended bar last night. So said okay. That didn’t work out and I asked him to call you today. He said he would, if he had time. I said I truly hope there is nothing to it, but I need to get it cleared up now that it’s in front of me. So I write to you for that reason and because I figure you want to know this might be going around with this woman’s help.
 
Sloan
 
Good Morning Sloan,
 
The meeting that the PTA member was referring to was in March of last year called by the School District for the purpose of addressing the parents and teachers of Glynn Archer students regarding the closure of Glynn Archer.  According to an attendee,  Mr. Sims showed the group a color rendition of the proposed HOB school however the elevations were not available for review.  I was not able to attend that Glynn Archer meeting as I was the Commissions liason on the Workforce Housing Committee which was meeting at the same time.  I have requested a copy of that Glynn Archer meeting to see if there was any mention by District officials of the proposed 56? height of HOB to the attendees.
 
Teri

 
Hi, Teri. Thanks. The way Todd described it, this very agitated mother spoke of meetings, plural, which you attended, where the Horace O’Bryant plans were present. I asked him to speak with you and let me know what he found out. He said he would, as I explained before. After three days waiting, after he said he did not speak with you when he saw you one evening, I wrote to you. I would have been darn surprised for you to have seen the elevations and not spoken out then and afterward. I feel it is very, very important, whether or not the elevations for the new Horace O’Bryant were aired in a public meeting. So I look forward to hearing what you learn about that. Sloan
 
Teri’s reply:
 

Will let you know as soon as I can review the DVD.  Am going to check on any publically noticed meetings on HOB for clarification.

 

That is all I heard from Teri, so far. She is up to her gills in all of this, and much more. However, my questions remain unanswered, unless former School Board member Pat Labrada answered them. Was Labrada at the public meetings where the Horace O’Bryant plans were available? Were the elevations of the new buildings on those plans? Did Labrada see the elevations? I have read nothing Labrada wrote or is reported as saying that specifically says that. I don’t know Labrada, perhaps someone who does can inquire. This needs to be nailed down in black and white, and I’m figuratively pulling my hair out over not being able to do that through the channels available to me.
 
I ain’t too happy, either, that Todd didn’t take this up with Teri. He said he felt something awful had been dumped on him out of the blue that he had not asked for. I said the angels dumped it on him for him to deal with it. That was hardly the first time Todd had told me he would do something important, and then he didn’t do it. But it was by far the most important thing.
 
Here’s an email from Todd about yesterday’s more fun and games in Key West, mostly post, which can be reached (I hope), by clicking on its link.
 
Sloan, for your information, yes, I have voted for you in the past.  So you lose that bet.
 
One other point, Ed Swift certainly doesn’t need me to defend him, but I am not sure you quoted me correctly in saying he has “no morals”.  I would imagine I may have said something more along the lines of Ed being a savvy and sometimes brutal businessman.  Semantics, possibly but it is important to me.
 
Todd
 
Hi, Todd. I’m glad to hear I lost the bet. Here’s the conch farm I wagered [that the bet was true].
 
You told me Ed Swift has no morals. You used that word in the context of his business practices. Swift’s business ethic is well-known in Key West. You only stated it.
 
I chuckled at Swift’s guile, bringing a gang of his employees to city commission meetings to protest, on the ground of over-crowding of city streets and quality of life, the granting of a franchise to CityView Trolleys, when Swift’s own Conch Trains and Old Town Trolleys had jammed city streets and reduced quality of life in Key West for many years.
 
I chuckled at Swift’s guile, telling the city commissioners they were unwise to make decisions out of fear of being sued if they did not grant CityView a license to compete with Ed’s conch trains and trolleys. All the while the mayor and commissioners knew Swift would sue the City if it granted CityView equality with Swift’s conch trains and trolleys on city streets and at designated pick-up and drop-off zones.
 
I chuckled at Swift’s guile, in view of the fact that he once had persuaded another city commission and mayor to grant him a monopoly on conch trains and trolleys and the city defended that monopoly by trying to “grind Duck Tours into the dust,” which ultimately cost the city $6,500,000 in 2008 after all the appeals were lost by the City and it faced a new jury determination of what might have been a much larger damage assessment. The later city commission and mayor considering the CityView application had every right to fear the same kind of lawsuit from CityView, which made Duck Tours rich and kept Swift rolling in dough throughout the many years his monopoly had lasted.
 
All of this you know, and yet you tell me today what you may have told me was, “I would imagine I may have said something more along the lines of Ed being a savvy and sometimes brutal businessman.  Semantics, possibly but it is important to me.” You wear a lot of hats, Todd. Often they don’t agree with each other. You might think you can juggle it all and keep everything hunky dory, but that’s just you thinking and has nothing to do with reality. I’m not sure yet whether you are a Barack Obama-like chameleon changing colors to suit each situation, or whether you are just a banker always looking for ways to bring more business in for your employer. I wonder what you would be like if you were not a banker? Would you call Ed Swift your good friend, then?
 
Your running with Swift once caused Vicki Grant and me to have grave concern for you. We talked about it. The angels shared our concern for you. My dream maker shared my concern and told me to keep trying to lure you away from Swift and his ilk. That was in 2005. So far, no progress. But then, I was told in my sleep in the spring of 2001, “You will fail, but you might enter the Kingdom of God.” So that’s what I expect in everything I am given to undertake.
 
The Kingdom of God is not of this world. From all I can see, hear, smell, sense, it is not anything like what usually is preached in churches and New Age gatherings. It is a way of being that cuts you completely out of the herd, and it is not in the least easy.  It is savvy and brutal: You cannot serve two masters; you cannot worship God and mammon, which is anything of this world. Money. Reputation. Status. Power. Being liked. Being accepted. Being loved, even. For what is perceived as love on this world usually is very different from what is perceived by angels as love.
 
It is okay to keep your enemies close, Todd, but it is another thing altogether to call them your good friends. Your good friends are people you want in the same foxhole with you when the shit hits the fan. I know of no living person I want in a foxhole with me. I know of two such friends you have: your daughter and me.
 
I hear Ed Swift is in deep shit financially from having over-extended his business endeavors not realizing a severe general financial reversal lay ahead. I also heard Swift spent $1,000,000 he had not meant to spend going in, to deal with toxic waste in the land at his condo development near the Steam Plant, wasn’t it? You can look at Swift’s financial reversals as bad luck, if you wish. To me, it looks like bad karma – quack, quack variety. As you sow, you reap – that is the law. The nicer way of saying it is, do unto others as you want done unto you.
  
Sloan 
 
From the movie, The Gladiator: “Remember, what we do in life echos in Eternity . . . ” Horace O’Bryant may not echo in Eternity, but it’s gonna echo a long time in Key West . . . And now, according to The Citizen article today, the School Board is looking at moving its district offices from Trumbo Point in Key West to Marathon, instead of to Glynn Archer Elemetary School in Key West. Makes terrific sense to me for a lot of reasons to have the district offices in a central Keys location, instead of at the most remote western tip end of the Keys . . . Also is the wee problem raised in today’s article of the School District’s appraisal for Glynn Archer coming back $2.200,000 higher than the City’s appraisal . . . Were I on the School Board, I would not want the School District to marry the dysfunctional City of Key West at Glynn Archer any more than the City of Key West should want to marry the dysfunctional School District there . . .
 

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brother’s keeper

Tuesday, April 26th, 2011
Recent action on the Bashinsky family hard rock pile, which remains part of my truly bizarre life, by human standards anyway. There also is another School District hard rock pile post today at this link: more fun and games in Key West, mostly.

Subject: FOIA request – Re any and all FBI records-reports on-involving Thomas Major Bashinsky, deceased

Dear FBI.

I am the older brother of Thomas Major Bashinsky, born September 28, 1946, in Birmingham, Alabama, if my memory is still in tact.

Major died in Birmingham, Alabama during March 2010. The Birmingham FBI office was in on the investigation of his going missing and then some days later his body was found in a public golf course pond next to Highland Avenue. Later, the Jefferson County Coroner and Birmingham PD ruled it suicide. So I imagine the Birmingham FBI office put that in its file-report, as proof of Major’s death.

I am requesting any and all records-reports the FBI has on Major pertaining to the the investigation of his going missing and death, and any other FBI investigation-case file-record in which Major may have been involved as an individual of interest, witness, complaint-investigation initiator, or for any other reason.

I will pay any costs of producing documents, which you require.

Thank you,

Sloan Young Bashinsky, Jr.

Subject: RE: FOIA request – Re any and all FBI records-reports on-involving Thomas Major Bashinsky, deceased

Dear Mr. Bashinsky,

Before the FBI can process your Freedom of Information Act/Privacy (FOI/PA) request you must provide the following information highlighted with an “X” Mark.

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__XXX___Proof of death is required such as: (death certificate, obituary, written media, recognized source that can be documented, Who’s Who in America, FBI file that indicates subject is deceased, or the Social Security Death Index Page). Proof of death is not required if date of birth is 100 years ago or greater.

__XXX___A website link does not satisfy the proof of death requirement
 
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If you require additional assistance please contact me.

Thank you,

David P. Sobonya
 

Public Information Officer/Legal Admin. Specialist
 
Subject: RE: FOIA request – Re any and all FBI records-reports on-involving Thomas Major Bashinsky, deceased

Mr. Sobonya. Thanks for your prompt reply. I asked a friend in Birmingham if she can obtain a copy of the death certificate from the Bureau of Vital Statistics in Birmingham. Can she FAX a copy of that to you referencing my FOIA request on FBI records regarding Thomas Major Bashinsky? I had hoped your own FBI investigative file on my brother’s death would suffice as proof of death. Thanks. Sloan Bashinsky

Subject: RE: FOIA request – Re any and all FBI records-reports on-involving Thomas Major Bashinsky, deceased

Dear Mr. Bashinsky,

Please cancel sending proof of death as I have located the necessary documentation on the internet for you.
Thank you,

David P. Sobonya

Public Information Officer/Legal Admin. Specialist

Hi again, David.

Thanks [for being human and not a machine].

I don’t know if you saw this below online, which sets up why I made the FOIA request. I had the same legal training my brother had, but at different law schools.

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Major Bashinsky

Thomas Major Bashinsky (born September 28, 1946 in Birmingham; died March 2010) was an attorney and financial advisor. He was the son of former Golden Enterprises president Sloan Bashinsky, Sr.
Bashinsky earned his undergraduate degree in business administration at the University of Alabama in 1969 and then completed his juris doctorate at Samford University‘s Cumberland School of Law in 1978 and was admitted to the Alabama State Bar. He earned a Master of Taxation degree at the University of Florida in 1979 and in 2005 completed the requirements to be a certified financial planner.
Bashinsky was last seen alive at 2:00 PM on Wednesday March 3, 2010. He left his office in the Luckie Building with the lights and a television on. When he didn’t come home that evening his wife found his office in that state and reported him missing. The investigation was headed by the Mountain Brook Police Department.
His daughter found his 2010 Camry parked on the 2100 block of 11th Court South while distributing flyers. A copy of a defamatory letter sent anonymously to Golden Enterprises and to members of the family was in his car. The letter described the Bashinskys as “vampires,” who collected millions in dividends at the expense of employees. Though the family is no longer involved in running the company, Joann Bashinsky, Major’s stepmother, controls SYB Inc., an investment company which is the largest single stockholder.
Bashinsky’s body was found on Monday, March 15 in a pond at the Highland Park Golf Course. He was found floating, fully clothed with his wallet nearby. Additional evidence was subsequently recovered from the pond. The coroner’s investigation concluded that Bashinsky had killed himself while attempting to give the impression that he had been murdered.
Bashinsky was survived by his second wife, Leslie, and four children.
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I figure this below is beyond the scope of your duties, but it might help narrow the FOIA search.

Even before the Jefferson County Coroner made the suicide finding, I felt Major had killed himself and had tried to make it appear someone else had done it. So I am not challenging the Coroner’s report. There might be something in your FBI records that will help the family come to terms with what happened, if they care to see it. Especially of interest to me is a report I received from an Alabama journalist, seemingly reliable, that Major and his oldest son, Brooks, met at a Starbucks in Birmingham the same afternoon Major went missing. Brooks himself told me the FBI later had questioned him and had told him he was not a suspect. I do not view Brooks as a suspect. I feel he probably thinks he caused his father to kill himself, because just that morning Brooks had sent out text messages that maybe he ought to take his own life. I feel that is why Major and Brooks met that afternoon. There were rumors after Major went missing that he might have had dealings with the FBI over something. Perhaps as a suspect. Perhaps he had reported something disturbing he had stumbled across in his law practice, or privately. The threat letter found in his car was on a flash drive. A hard copy was found in his home mail box, the day he went missing, and in a bottle attached by string to his body. Earlier in the week, the threat letter was found in his and my sister’s mail box, and was delivered to Golden Flake, the manufacturing subsidiary of the holding company Golden Enterprises. I felt much the same way about the company dividend policy, as Major felt, but we had never discussed it. Golden Flake makes snack foods that compete with Frito-Lay. In Major’s mouth, which was taped shut, was a cellophane Golden Flake label. Looked to me like he was saying he was silenced, could not speak to something bothersome about the company beyond the dividend policy. However, I don’t think any of the above had to do with Major killing himself. It simply disguised what drove him to do it. Ours is a high-profile, prominent Birmingham family. After many years away from Birmingham, Major came home and spent years building a mainstream social, business and church life. He was closet bisexual, somebody was going to out him and he could not stop it. Nothing but that would have driven him to kill himself. I was astounded the FBI never interviewed me, to build a profile on a missing person. Later, it occurred to me the FBI must have had a sense Major already was dead, and that is why they did not interview me.

Thanks for your help.

Sloan

I felt yesterday that I was on my last legs, indicating just how rough this ”case” is in the spirit realms.

Something interesting and distantly related happened in the Pearl Harbor of Key West saga yesterday. A a reply to the ending of yestedays to be, or not to be post:

“In a dream last night, an old lawyer buddy came to me. He specialized in criminal defense, and before that he was the chief county prosecutor who, as far as I know, never lost a trial. He had top security clearance with the US Government, because sometimes he defended criminal cases brought by the US Attorney General against people accused of crimes involving the national interest. He said, “Scalipino.” I awoke, figuring it was an indication of where to look for the perps in the Pearl Harbor case. I don’t know anyone named Scalipino. It sounds mobbish. It also sounds Key Westish, if you are from around these parts.”

Sloan, I had a dream that involved scallops that controlled the construction in Key West. What a weird coincidence. It took a lot of effort to open Scalopino’s shells. I hope you can in your next dream. Don

Hardly a coincidence. Your dream was another part of my dream. Sometimes other people dream for me, us, in that way. Stay tuned, I suppose. Yeah, it might have been, probably was Scalopino, or Scallopino, not Scalipino. Sense of humor, the angels, but often only they seem to be laughing. Sloan

Sloan, Humor is the opposite of instinctual fear based in the brain core, in a section called the amygdala. Your subconscious protects with the filter of the hippocampus while awake or asleep . It just depends whether it releases the emotions anger or laughter (humor), depending on your thought process and connection with spirits who influence the above sensations. You know it’s like rolling THE ROCK uphill, only to have it increase continually in size. Keep on righting/writing your objective columns. You’re on the mark. Don
 
I wish Don had kept that neuro-info to himself. The angels didn’t need to know the precise parts of my brain to poke around in. They were having enough fun with me already. Hmmmm. Scallops are shellfish. Conch’s are shellfish, also hard to open. Hmmm, native Keys people are called Conchs. Hmmm, it is no big secret Conchs control the local construction business. One such Conch family is the Toppinos. Hmmm, once again, we have living proof, out of somebody else’s mouth, that angels arrange not only my but sometimes the dreams of other people I know. However, dreams weren’t how I arrived at Major killing himself and trying to make it look like somebody else did it.

 
During an interview with a Birmingham News award-winning business journalist before Major’s body was found, the journalist asked what I thought might have happened? I said perhaps Major left the country for some reason known only to him. He knew enough about computers, telephones and offshore bank accounts to pull off disappearing without a trace. Then, I paused, said something like, “Just before you called me, I found myself wondering if Major had killed himself and tried to make it look like someone else had done it?” The journalist said cold chills were running up his back. He had wondered the same thing before calling me. You tell me: How did the journalist and I both come up with the same out-of-the blue thought before we talked on the telephone, unless something put the out-of-the-blue thought into our minds? I wonder how Don will explain that neurologically? No way was I going to tell that part of the story to the FBI fellow.
 
The Birmingham News award-winnning journalist and I spoke several times that day, until we were satisfied he had my parts of the interview down pat. He said his article would run the next day, but it didn’t. It never ran. Somebody got to higher-ups at the News and they killed it. Stupid me, I told the family lawyer I had been interviewed and an article was coming the next day. I wager my life and my soul it was the the same somebody my brother had in mind when he wrote the threat letter about the vampires sucking the life blood out of Golden Flake. One vampire, mostly. My father’s widow, who runs both companies. She will not be missed by the Bashinskys, nor by the employees of Golden Flake, except for a couple of high-paid whores in her pocket, when she departs for her roll call up yonder. I still feel Major had something on her he wanted to take public, but something caused him not to do it.

The jokes below came in yesterday from a Higgs Beach bum I met years ago in Key West. They made me smile some, when I wasn’t wishing I was not on this planet any longer. These jokes are for you, Major, and the old folks you left behind, who depended on your legal skills and efforts in their behalf. Right, referencing the very last joke, if I had just kept my big mouth shut, everyone in our family but me would have been a whole lot happier. Angels ain’t into keep big mouths shut when something important needs to be said. Most of my dreams last night (Sunday) were about taking back up a federal lawsuit I had filed a year ago and had not done any work on since, to speak of. I needed to get back before the judge on it. A female judge. A blond femal judge. Both of your wives were blond, Major. And your daughter, Sloan, my namesake, whom the angels led to your abandoned car just a hundred yards or so below my old law office a few days after you went missing but hardly without a trace. Like our father, you succumbed to fear and left a big mess behind, to be blunt.

Your brother,

Bash

A distraught senior citizen
phoned her doctor’s office
‘Is it true,’ she wanted to know,
‘that the medication
You prescribed has to be taken
For the rest of my life?’
‘Yes, I’m afraid so,’ the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
Before the senior lady replied,
I’m wondering, then,
Just how serious is my condition
Because this prescription is marked
‘NO REFILLS’.’


***********************

An older gentleman was
On the operating table
Awaiting surgery
And he insisted that his son,
A renowned surgeon,
Perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
He asked to speak to his son
‘Yes, Dad, what is it? ‘
‘Don’t be nervous, son;
Do your best
And just remember,
If it doesn’t go well,
If something happens to me,
Your mother
Is going to come and
Live with you and your wife….’

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point
When you stop lying about your age
And start bragging about it. This is so true.

I love to hear them say “you don’t look that old.”
———————————
The older we get,
The fewer things
Seem worth waiting in line for.

———————————

 

Some people
Try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!
I want people to know ‘why’
I look this way.
I’ve traveled a long way
And some of the roads weren’t paved.
********************

 

When you are dissatisfied
And would like to go back to youth,
Think of Algebra.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

You know you are getting old when
Everything either dries up or leaks.
——————————-

 

One of the many things
No one tells you about aging
Is that it is such a nice change
From being young.

 

Ah, being young is beautiful,
But being old is comfortable.

 

First you forget names,
Then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It’s worse when
You forget to pull it down.
———————————

Long ago
When men cursed
And beat the ground with sticks,
It was called witchcraft…
Today, it’s called golf.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

Two guys one old one young
Are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
When they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy,
‘Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife,
And I guess I wasn’t paying attention
To where I was going.

The young guy says, ‘That’s OK, it’s a coincidence.
I’m looking for my wife, too…’
I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate’
The old guy says, ‘Well,
Maybe I can help you find her..
What does she look like?’
‘ The young guy says,
‘Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall,
With red hair,
Blue eyes, is buxom wearing no bra,
Long legs,
And is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?’
To which the first old guy says, ‘Doesn’t matter,
— let’s look for yours.’

*********************

(And this final one especially for me,)
Lord,
Keep Your arm around my shoulder,
And, Your hand over my mouth!

to be, or not to be

Monday, April 25th, 2011

Email back and forth yesterday with John Hammerstrom, retired US Navy carrier pilot and aeronautical engineer, who lives on Key Largo. For some time now, John has spearheaded the attempt to get to Navy to comply with its own regulations regarding stationing the F-18 Super Hornet war plane in Key West. He bones up on other important issues, too. He wrote to me yesterday about the new Horace O’Bryant k-8 school at Pearl Harbor in Key West.
 
Dear Sloan,
  
You may have already seen this. 

  
While trying to sort out my views on the HOB subject, I found this:

It is not simply the historical view of the Attorney General in 2004. It is listed on the website of the current AG – Pam Bondi.

John
“…While section 1013.371, Florida Statutes, expressly exempts educational facilities constructed by a school board from any county amendments to the Florida Building Code and Florida Fire Prevention Code; building permits and the fees for those permits; and ordinances, no provision generally exempts school boards from the provisions of the Local Government Comprehensive Planning and Land Development Regulation Act, sections 163.3161-163.3217, Florida Statutes. Rather, the Legislature has made it clear that school districts and school boards are subject to local land development regulations enacted to implement local comprehensive land use planning and development.
Therefore, it is my opinion that development on property owned by a district school board that is situated within the county must comply with the county’s comprehensive land-use plan adopted pursuant to the Florida Local Government Comprehensive Planning Act and ordinances adopted to implement the plan, provided that the local land-use plan or the development permits required thereunder do not relate to or regulate the same subject as the Florida Building Code and Florida Fire Prevention Code.[7]…”
 
Hi, John. Thanks.
 
These two paragraphs sum up the entire AG opinion, which I published maybe ten days ago. An AG opinion is not law but merely the AG’s opinion on the law. Usually, an AG opinion is issued at the request of a citizen or public or private entity looking for legal guidance on an important matter. Courts take AG opinions into account but are not bound by and have been known to disagree with them. What puzzles me, maybe I should say astounds me, is this AG opinion seems to have come as fresh news to the School Board’s lawyer, the School District’s lawyer, the lawyer/law firm who represented the bond BankAmerica made to the School District, and Shawn Smith, Key West’s city attorney, who once was the School District’s lawyer.
 
At last week’s city commission meeting, Shawn acknowledged the School District’s exemption from state law, to raze and build back a problem and health hazard school such as Horace O’Bryant had become, it being “grandfathered” through long usage. However, what is being built is an entirely new and much larger school, which will have quite a few more students and be not a middle but a k-8 school. Shawn told the commissioners those distinctions brought the school under having to comply with the city’s comprehensive plan. Shawn said the School District’s lawyers are arguing such is not the case, and the architect is arguing there will not be a substantial increase in students over existing Horace O’Bryant. The architect’s argument, as presented by Shawn, seemed like nonsense to me. What a court would decide, I suppose someone might as well toss a coin. Then toss it again for how the appeal would come out.
 
That, and what I view as near-zero odds that a local court will issue a stop-work injunction this late in the game, especially on the already-up too-tall building, even if the judge feels the school is under Key West’s comprehensive plan, causes me to think all this talk about bringing an injunction lawsuit is a waste of breath and city legal department time and taxpayer money. I saw only one way to stop the construction. It may not be law school legal, but it would be darn effective and would take serious work by the School District’s lawyers to stop in court, if it could be stopped. Red-tag the offending structures and use the city police to arrest and jail construction workers who violate the red-tagged buildings. As I told City Commissioner Clayton Lopez after the city commission meeting last week, back in Alabama this solution is what we called nigger-rigging or redneck justice. It ought to fit right in with the local legal system called bubba justice, of which we see plenty throughout the Keys.
 
Then along come reports recently that there were neighborhood meetings on Horace O’Bryant, at which the plans for the new school buildings were made available and the public got to see the plans and the heights of the buildings, and City Commissioner Teri Johnston was at some of those meetings. I wrote of that today and said it would be a show-stopper for the City because the commissioner in whose district the too-tall buildings were going to be built either knew or should have known what was in the plans. Ass-u-me-ing the plans showed the height of the finished buildings, that was when the city should have made formal inquiry and objection, which it even now has yet to do.
 
The recent notice of violation was initiated by two citizen complaints, not by the City. Two citizen code complaints is not a tsunami citizen objection, nor was the more than half-empty city commission meeting last Tuesday night. I said to some people it appears the objections to the too-tall buildings are only coming from a relative few citizens and most of the people in Key West could care less what the new Horace O’Bryant ends up looking like. They don’t seem concerned, either, that the School District built a much larger school than was really needed, when the School District is in such dire financial stress and faces cutting operating spending ten percent this year to balance its budget. Like, maybe this whole thing over the too-tall buildings is but a tempest in a teapot, and the very few have yanked the chain of the very many yet again.
 
Alas, there is something underneath all of this that might be likened to a great white shark called Jaws cruising through the depths wreaking horrible carnage out of sound and out of sight. This entire deal is rigged and somebody is going to make a bundle off of it because the trauma to the School District and the taxpayers of stopping the construction of the too-tall buildings, to defeat the rig, is too great. Therein lies the spiritual rub, for in spirit there is only one right action, and that is to stop the rig. If that is not done, it sends a very loud signal to keep on rigging; you will get away with it, if the cost of stopping it is too great.
 
Is not that what really is going on with the deafening F-18 Superhornets’ noise at Naval Air Station Key West? You showed Uncle Sam and the Navy top brass no required local environmental impact study was done, but the cost of dealing with it after the fact was, they decided, too great, so they ruled the Navy did everything right. Are you going to let that go unanswered? I doubt it.
 
Nor do I see the angels telling me to let go what has happened at Horace O’Bryant, which is but one piece of the rig. Perhaps in two ways. Is there a cushion, as in slush fund, in the $22,000,000 tax credit BankAmerica got for making the $36,000,000 loan to the School District? In any event, the new Horace O’Bryant K-8 will receive the Glynn Archer Elementary School students as well as the old Horace O’Bryant Middle School students. The School District will move its offices from Trumbo Point to Glynn Archer. The School District’s prime oceanfront Trumbo Point land is next door to the City’s prime oceanfront one acre, which is next door to Ed Swift’s prime oceanfront old steam plant land.
 
Where the money is to be made is where the rig began. Everyone familiar with bubba justice knows that. The devil is in proving it. Screw the Devil. Red-tag Horace O’Bryant and arrest and jail construction workers who ignore it. Teach the children something really important, for a change. Then, when they grow up, maybe they will do what’s spiritually right, instead of what’s convenient at best, or illegal. Saying it another way, this being Easter Sunday, maybe they will learn to worship God instead of mammon.
  
Sloan
 
Sloan,
 
If the facts are as they seem – that easily avoidable gross mistakes were made by easily-identifable parties, then those responsible should bear the brunt, not the innocents. 
A deterring financial penalty should be levied, and damages paid where found to be warranted.
 
In addition, require the architect, builders and other culpable parties to personally and physically paint a very visible “high-water” stripe around the building, where the legal height limit is and affix a large brass plaque to the front door with story, the financial penalty and the guilty parties identified. 

Make a YouTube video of the stripe painting and post it.

Sorta like being pilloried in the town square – forever.
It would be unusual punishment.
Is it cruel?

I hate being duped, particularly when the real solution – tearing down the building – is extortive, because it punishes innocents.
  
The students should be permanently reminded of the lesson after this inevitable building is complete.

John
 
Hi, John.
 
Even if tearing down the offending building would be punitive to innocents, thus undoable, in honor of bubba justice and its pirate ancestry, I ain’t above sticking the School District up long enough to get it to give Glynn Archer to the City in exchange for getting a free pass at Horace O’Bryant.
 
But what to do with the other five HOB buildings not yet put up which also will be over the 25-foot height limit?
 
And what to do with the Charter ordinance, which requires voter approval of variances granted for buildings above 25 feet? If the City does nothing about HOB, is that not granting a de facto variance without voter approval?
 
If there was public airing out of the height of the HOB buildings and nobody from the public objected, arguably the voters’ de facto waived their right to approve a variance and the HOB neighborhood de facto waived its right to claim damages for loss of property value.
 
I like your unusual and justly deserved cruel punishment solution, and wonder what parallel dispensation of pirate justice you would meet out to the Navy?
 
Does your reasoning for not tearing down Horace O’Bryant relieve the Navy from doing anything about the Super Hornet deafening roar, other than perhaps changing flight patterns to minimize somewhat the noise trauma to the nearby community?
 
Sloan
  
I would not be so forgiving wiht my Navy. There is no plausible justification for the Navy’s claim that the “2003 Environmental Assessment (EA) for Fleet Support and Infrastructure Improvements at NAS Key West” represents a proper evaluation of the potential impacts of the Super Hornet at NAS Key West, when only 3 pages out of the 400+ pages mention the airplane, and in those pages there is no discussion of the environmental impacts! Instead, the 2003 EA evaluates dredging and other support upgrades and was never intended to be an evaluation of the impacts of the F/A-18E/F Super Hornet, despite the Navy’s claims.
  
Put another way, more than 99% of the claimed documentation has nothing to do with the airplane.
  
HOB – arguable ambiguity.
  
Navy’s NAS Key West Super Hornet Environmental Assessment – clear fraud.
  
Last month the Navy Inspector General sullied their reputation by declaring that there was no malfeasance.
  
The whole story – with hyperlinks to corroborating documentation – is available at this link.
  
John
 
Hi again, John. I’m glad we got to go into the F-18. I think you know I have thought all along the Navy pulled a fast one. I wrote that a number of times, said it to Jim Books, NAS KW’s public information officer, and said it at county commission meetings. A fast one was pulled with HOB, too. The kind off fast one people go to prison for, if they get caught. The angels say it happened, it happened. Sloan
 
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Dear Sloan,  

The latest document is the March 23, 2011 report from the Navy Inspector General.
Yossarian in Joseph Heller’s “Catch 22? would have been proud of their censoring. 
One entire page (ten) is completely redacted – line by line.
John
 
Doesn’t look like John believes it happened. Looks like he sees other plausible justification. I don’t.
 
In a dream last night, an old lawyer buddy came to me. He specialized in criminal defense, and before that he was the chief county prosecutor who, as far as I know, never lost a trial. He had top security clearance with the US Government, because sometimes he defended criminal cases brought by the US Attorney General against people accused of crimes involving the national interest. He said, “Scalipino.” I awoke, figuring it was an indication of where to look for the perps in the Pearl Harbor case. I don’t know anyone named Scalipino. It sounds mobbish. It also sounds Key Westish, if you are from around these parts.
 
Sloan Bashinsky

the real school crisis – character

Sunday, April 24th, 2011

Sloan, I just received this from Donna. The writer is correct in saying a school must comply with DOE’s ruling of so much space per number of students to be attending the school. Interesting letter.  Peg
 
Hi, Peggy. Thanks for sharing this. Donna Windle never saw a development she didn’t like. However, this letter was not written by her, but by a former member of the School Board. My thoughts in CAPS, in the body. Sloan

Thanks Donna
 
Below is a letter I sent to a blog of old Conchs
 
I totaling respect everyone’s opinion in regards to the new HOB as I do the writers to this blog. May I please offer mine.
 
I TOTALING NEVER BEFORE SAW TOTALING USED IN IN THIS WAY. THIS PERSON WAS A MEMBER OF THE SCHOOL BOARD? MAYBE THIS USE OF TOTALING IS CONCH DIALECT.
 
Requirements are very different for building new schools then they were in 1964 when HOB opened and when Gerald Adams was built in the early 70’s. During my tenure on the School Board from 1996-2004 we built 6 new schools and/or buildings and I became keenly aware that the Dept of Education dictates what the requirements are for new construction. One of the most compelling was physical class size and the sq ft per student station (approx 30% bigger than prior requirements). After much debate it was decided that Glynn Archer Elementary School would merge with a new HOB Middle School in a cost cutting measure. The challenge is how do you build a new school (really 2 new schools) on the same campus as the old, not interfere with the daily functioning school, maintain the required green space and build it large enough for the students enrolled today to satisfy the state. As Martha Russo stated earlier you must go up.
 
JOHN DICK TOLD THE CITY COMMISSIONERS THE OTHER NIGHT THAT HE DID NOT KNOW HOW THE NEW HOB WENT FROM BEING A MIDDLE SCHOOL TO A K-8 SCHOOL. HIS TONE WAS, HE HAD THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A NEW MIDDLE SCHOOL. A BIG REASON BEING TOSSED ABOUT TODAY FOR THE HOB-GLYNN ARCHER MERGER AT THE NEW HOB WAS TO ALLOW THE SCHOOL DISTRICT TO MOVE FROM ITS OLD OFFICES AT TRUMBO POINT TO OLD GLYNN ARCHER, WHERE THE NEW SCHOOL DISTRICT OFFICES WILL BE. MEANING, GLYNN ARCHER WAS NOT A SICK BUILDING AND COULD HAVE REMAINED A SCHOOL, EITHER IN ITS CURRENT CONDITION OR AFTER UPGRADING. THERE IS AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL NEXT TO THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE ON STOCK ISLAND, WHICH THEY HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT CLOSING, OR MAYBE IT WAS CLOSED. PERHAPS IT COULD HAVE BEEN USED WHILE GLYNN ARCHER WAS BEING RE-DONE FOR THE STUDENTS.
 
IT CANNOT BE FORGOTTEN THAT PAT LABRADA IS A CONCH AND THIS IS KEY WEST WHERE NOTHING IS EVER WHAT IT APPEARS TO BE. THE SCHOOL DISTRICT’S TRUMBO POINT LAND IS PRIME DEVELOPMENT REAL ESTATE, MORE SO IF COMBINED WITH THE CITY’S ONE ACRE NEXT DOOR, AND EVEN MORE SO IF COMBINED WITH CONCH ED SWIFT’S STEAM PLANT NEXT DOOR TO THE CITY’S ONE ACRE.
 
LANDSCAPING HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. FROM WHAT WAS SAID AT THE CITY COMMISSION MEETING, THE ONLY “GREEN SPACE” WILL BE A SOCCER FIELD. THERE APPARENTLY ARE MAJOR DRAINAGE PROBLEMS – TRANSLATES FLOODING - FOR THE NEIGHBORS CAUSED BY THE PRESENT DESIGN.
 
One reason that school districts are exempted from local building codes is that every governing body has different requirements. The DOE tells you where construction money can be spent. A case in point, acting City Planner Don Craig in addressing the City Commission, stated that if the building plan were to come before them for approval there would need to be a landscape plan among other things. When we built Key West High I argued with our construction manager for him to please landscape the campus. His response was that the DOE would not allow monies to be spent on landscaping other than ground cover to prevent erosion. I am definitely not in love with this sitting School Board but in their defense, their hands are tied.
 
ATTORNEY GENERAL CHARLIE CRIST DID NOT THINK SCHOOL DISTRICTS WERE EXEMPT FROM LOCAL BUILDING CODES. AT LAST WEEK’S CITY COMMISSION MEETING, THERE WAS DISCUSSION OF A FIRST SET OF PLANS, THEN A SECOND SET, WHICH NO ONE IN THE CITY HAD YET SEEN. DON CRAIG TOLD THE CITY COMMISSION, IF HOB WAS STARTING AFRESH, THE SCHOOL DISTRICT WOULD HAVE TO BRING AN APPLICATION FOR HOB TO THE CITY. PAT LABRADA SEEMS TO HAVE LEFT OUT SOME OF THE STORY.
 
As for neighbors not knowing it was going to be this tall, I submit to you that there were numerous public meeting to discuss the floor plans with elevations and site plans. Any concerns for the heights in my opinion should have been voiced then. But lets us not forget the most important issue here and that is the safety and well being of our children. Old HOB is a very sick building(s). Everyone is exposed to mold and other contaminants not to mention concrete and plaster falling off the ceilings and walls. If we were anywhere else in the state you would go buy vacant land, build large buildings on a big sprawling campus and be done with it. But this is Key West, no vacant land, transportation issues and parents that want their kids to go to school in their neighborhoods.
 
IT NEVER HAS BEEN DISPUTED, AS FAR AS I KNOW, THAT OLD HOB IS A SICK BUILDING AND NEEDS TO BE REPLACED. NEW HOB COULD HAVE BEEN BUILT MUCH SMALLER THAN WHAT IS GOING UP NOW, IF IT WAS ONLY TO BE A MIDDLE SCHOOL. THEY SAVED MONEY BY BUILDING A NEW $36,000,000 SCHOOL AND RENOVATING, COST YET TO BE DETERMINED, GLYNN ARCHER FOR NEW SCHOOL DISTRICT OFFICES, DURING A TIME WHEN THE SCHOOL DISTRICT IS TALKING ABOUT CUTTING EVERY PROGRAM AND TEACHER AND EMPLOYEE BENEFITS AND LETTING TEACHER’S GO? DOES THE SAVING MONEY ARGUMENT REALLY COMPUTE, PEGGY?
 
THE NEIGHBORHOOD MEETINGS ON HOB BOTHER ME BIG TIME. I HEARD MUCH THE SAME THING THE OTHER DAY AND THAT CITY COMMISSIONER TERI JOHNSTON WAS AT SOME OF THOSE MEETINGS WHEN THE NEW HOB PLANS WERE AVAILABLE. I WROTE TO TERI THIS MORNING ASKING ABOUT THAT. WHAT PLANS WERE AT THOSE MEETINGS? THE ORIGINAL? THE REVISED? IF PLANS SHOWING ACTUAL BUILDING HEIGHTS WERE AT THE NEIGHBORHOOD MEETINGS, THEN THE CITY AND THE HOB NEIGHBORS ARE UP SHIT CREEK. LONG GONE IS ANY ARGUMENT THAT THE HEIGHT OF THE THE BUILDINGS WAS NOT PUBLICLY VETTED. HOWEVER, IF THE HEIGHT OF THE BUILDINGS WAS NOT ON THE PLANS AT THE NEIGHBORHOOD MEETINGS, THAT WOULD LOOK LIKE SUBTERFUGE BY THE SCHOOL DISTRICT.
 
One of things that I enjoy most about Gabby Conch is the discussions of the old days, our heritage and traditions and I reminisce my youth in Key West all the time. I do not necessarily like change. But education is an ever evolving science and the challenges of today’s schools and teachers are very different than they were when we went to school. Our kids, grandkids and yes our great grandkids deserve to have that new school.
 
Sorry to be long winded but I felt compelled to present a different take.
 
HAPPY EASTER TO EVERYONE AND GOD BLESS
 
Respectively submitted
 
Pat Labrada
 
15 Emerald Drive
Key West, Fl.  33040
 
SO FAR, EASTER IS STACKING UP FOR THIS NON-CONCH AS TOTALING STRAIGHT FROM HELL. NOT AS TOTALING AS BEING NAILED TO A CROSS, THOUGH.

 
Hi Sloan, I’ll admit that I’m “totaling” out of my element in this argument. Whether you respect Donna or she respects you isn’t really my business. I didn’t realize it had originally been planned for k-8; I thought it was to be a middle school – period. Now, I understand why it had to be larger. That part of it befuddled me. I hope it gets straightened out to everyone’s satisfaction, though I don’t really know how that can happen. I just hope the kids aren’t the losers in the whole situation.

Try to have a peaceful Easter Sunday, Sloan.

Peggy

SCHOOL BOARD CHAIRMAN JOHN DICK SURE DIDN’T THINK AT THE RECENT CITY COMMISSION MEETING THAT HOB ALL ALONG HAD BEEEN PLANNED AS A K-8 SCHOOL. THIS EASTER WILL BE AS PEACEFUL AS THE ANGELS LET IT BE. LOL, GIVEN ALL THE CRAP IN THE AIR (SPIRIT) SURROUNDING PEARL HARBOR IN KEY WEST. THE PERSON WHO TOLD ME TERI JOHNSTON WAS AT THE HOB NEIGHBORHOOD MEETINGS DIDN’T WANT ME TO WRITE ABOUT IT, NOR DID THIS PERSON WANT TO TALK WITH TERI ABOUT IT. TOOK IT AS A MAJOR IMPOSITION THAT THE ANGELS HAD UPSET THE APPPLE CART AND UNLOADED THIS ASSIGNMENT ON HIS HEAD. TERI NEEEDED TO KNOW WHAT IS BEING SAID ABOUT HER, I NEEDED TO KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AT THOSE MEETINGS, SO I WROTE TO HER. I EXPECT TO HEAR BACK. SHE’S BEEN REAL BUSY AND IT’S THE WEEKEND.
 
ALSO ON SCHOOL DISTRICT TODAY IS THIS EDITIORAL IN THE CITIZEN – keysnews.com.
 
The real school crisis is not height but shortfall

While the headlines and public attention have been focused on the Horace O’Bryant Middle School debacle — and a desperate attempt to keep it from sabotaging the already precarious Glynn Archer School negotiations — a bigger story is being overshadowed: the School District’s budget and the millions of dollars in cuts that will be necessary to balance it.

These cuts will directly affect every child in the Florida Keys. While municipal squabbles about height and facility usage are not without merit, they pale in comparison to the task of educating our children with diminishing resources.

For more than two decades, growth and rapidly increasing property values have created a flood tide of tax revenue for the district and other taxing agencies. This constant surge of money made balancing the budget each year relatively easy, despite the customary hand-wringing and publicly demonstrated angst. As we all know, those good times are over. Here and across the nation, property values fell, tax revenue shrank, and budget belts are now being tightened.

According to projections, the School District needs to cut somewhere in the neighborhood of $8 million from its budget — or, to keep the math simple, around 10 percent.

From a practical standpoint, cutting 10 percent is a difficult task. From a political standpoint, it is a nightmare.

Regardless of which jobs or programs are cut, there will be pain. And because of that pain, there will be fierce opposition. Expect upcoming School Board meetings to be well-attended, as those affected by the cuts voice their concerns. The board must be fair, but it also must be resolute during these meetings. Board members can’t buckle simply because a crowd shows up at a meeting.

Recent proposals to cut athletics programs and to close Stanley Switlik Elementary School are examples of how not to deal with this issue. Cynical as it may seem, we suspect there was never any real expectation that either of these proposals would be adopted — but rather they were the typical sacrifice of widows and orphans that tends to start any government budget discussion.

The reality still remains that drastic cuts are necessary, and there are no easy solutions. We hope the necessary reductions are made with efficiency and practicality in mind, rather than politics.

One means of accomplishing that would be using the corporate model, where department heads and principals with specific knowledge of their respective departments/schools are asked where to cut. The recommendations would then be vetted by district administration and presented to the board for approval.

It is the administration’s job to develop a balanced budget for presentation to the board. The board then has the task of working with the administration to ensure the budget is sound.

The board and administration also have the thankless job of defending a budget that without a doubt will make many people unhappy.

School Board members were elected to make difficult decisions such as this, and it is incumbent on them to make the tough calls and stand by them.

– The Citizen

 
Actually, even as this Editoral states, the real school crisis is character. Fully aware of the reaction it will create, I ask what does sports have to do with readin’, writin’ and ‘rithmatic? Yet, I bet the conch farm sports are more important to this community than kids been educated. Just look at the copious amount of daily coverage local school sports gets in The Citizen, and the dearth of coverage readin’, writin’ and rithmatic’ get there. I also bet the conch farm none of this commotion over Horace O’Bryant and Glynn Archer would have happened, if the School District had left real estate development out of it and had simply built a new Horace O’Bryant Middle School. That’s what the School District would have done, if it truly had the students’ interest at heart. But that’s not what the School District truly had at heart, which was money. Irony of ironies, now the school district doesn’t have enough money, even though it had enough to go out and borrow $36,000,000 to build a much bigger new Horace O’Bryant than it really needed, which will look like a small metropolis overlooking Pearl Harbor, formerly Garrison Bite. After reading today’s Editorial, I found myself wondering if it was a not too terribly subtle attempt by the Citizen Editorial Board to tell the citizens to leave Horace O’Bryant alone, thus Teri Johnston, in whose voting district HOB lies. It would not be the first time the Editorial Board has tried to steer attention on HOB away from Teri, who happens to be a good friend of mine. With friends like the Editorial Board, Teri doesn’t need any enemies. What she needs is a whole lot of help getting to the bottom of what really happened at Horace O’Bryant, and that’s what I’m trying to do for her, and for the citizens. City officials need to make the tough calls, too, and stand by them.
 
Sloan Bashinsky
 
keysmyhome@hotmail.com

the plot thickens at Pearl Harbor

Saturday, April 23rd, 2011

Email back and forth, mostly yesterday, with Mandy Miles, who writes for The Citizen, the Keys only daily newspaper – keysnews.com.
 
Hi Sloan,Just letting you know that the HOB architect is Rick Z. Smith of Tampa, and I believe the main contractor is Coastal Construction. I mentioned both names in an article a week, maybe 10 days, ago and quoted Rick Smith, as I was able to reach him in his Tampa office.Take care, Mandy Miles Key West Citizen

Hi, Mandy. I’m yet reluctant to name and huamanize them. Re John Dick saying on US 1 Radio today that the School District had received code vioaltion for HOB. Do you know if this is same as red-tag – stop work order? Or is is something else (less strict)? Thanks. Sloan
 
I’m wondering the same thing. Am trying to track down a copy of the notice and find out the specific implications as compared to a stop-work order. I’m hearing that it requires the school district to take “corrective action” on the height violation within 10 days, but I haven’t seen a copy myself yet. The school district is telling me I can’t get a copy of it until Monday and the city is closed for Good Friday, so I’m hoping to reach someone on their cell phone today. I’ll let you know if I hear anything more specific. Mandy

Thanks, heard the same thing. I emailed Teri Johnston asking if there is a difference between notice of violation and red-tag stop work? If there is, and if only a notice of violation was issued, I will not be as enthusiastic. I put in a call for Lee Rohe, figuring he knows if there is a difference between the two. Will let you know if I hear back from him. Didn’t occur to me today is a gov’t holiday. Some years ago, I started wondering why it is called Good Friday?
Will let you know what I hear from the emails and phone calls I have out there right now.
 
I just conducted some personal business with a county gov’t agency in my home town. Open for business today, they.
 
Just now, as if by magic , Lee Rohe called me back. He said there are two ways the City could go about it:
 
1) Red tag HOB, which, if it were in the county, would mean the Sheriff would be called in to arrest and jail workers violating the red tag. When I said, then the city police could enforce a red tag by the City?, he said probably so.
 
2) Give notice of violation, which gives the school district time to respond, and if it isn’t resolved, it then goes before a code enforcement magistrate. And if somebody doesn’t like the outcome of that, it can be appealed to the local courts. And if somebody doesn’t like how it goes there, it can be appealed to the Third Appellate District. And if somebody doesn’t like now it goes there, certiorari to the Florida Supreme Court can be applied for. Could take years, in other words, if it’s just a notice of violation.
 
I told Lee that if a notice of violation is all it is, then it’s just more beating of the gums. Saving face by the City, Lee opined. Here’s Lee’s office number – 745-2254. He is with his children who are out of school, but perhaps you can get him to call you back. He has a great deal of experience with county code enforcement actions and appeals therefrom. He gets my posts and is familiar with HOB.
 
Sloan
 
Lee’s always been helpful to me as well. I just got off the phone with David Fernandez, who emphasized that yesterday’s violation is not a stop-work order because the city cannot issue permits or stop-work orders to the school district, which has its own chief building official and building department. He basically said the city is creating a record that is based on complaints from citizens. Like Lee said, that record can be taken to the special master, and appealed all the way up. Still waiting to hear back from Shawn Smith or Jim Young, who may have more information. -MM
 
Sloan, Here’s a copy of the code violation that I finally got from Jesus Jara, the district’s chief operating officer. Thought you may want to see it. Just a standard form, really.
 
Good afternoon Mandy-
I am sorry about this situation. As you know or heard from Christie Martin and Sandy Shaw that I took the day off today to enjoy the Easter Holiday.
I am attaching a copy of the Code Violation for your review.
Please feel free to contact me if you have any other questions.
Jesus
 
Thanks, Mandy, wish I was enjoying the Easter holiday. Looks like a separation of church and state issue to me.
 
The procedure the City is using only results in fines, as worst case for violator. I like jail time method better.
 
I just now gave your name and email address to a Ft. Myers journalist who emailed me this afternoon about doing an interview because Joe Burke has applied for work in their school district. I also gave the journalist Teri Johnston’s and John Dick’s email addresses. I haven’t done the interview yet, but am glad to see a community doing background check outside normal channels.

Sloan
 
I think the same woman has already been in touch with Anne Margaret Swary, the business reporter here at The Citizen. (I think they’re personal friends) because I just gave Anne Margaret the names and numbers of John Dick and Margaret Romero to pass on to the Fort Myers journalist.
 
Last I heard Lee County School Board was supposed to make its decision following three days of interviews May 11-13. Burke has made the short list for that post, but the same thing happened in Indian River. He made it through the last round of cuts, and went up there for an interview but was not hired.

I’ll help the reporter any way I can and will keep an eye for her email.
 
Mandy

She just wrote back thanking me for the great references: you, Teri Johnston and John Dick, with some relevant bio on each of you. I told her you are covering school stuff right now for the Citizen and are busting yours to do this too-tall school the service it deserves. I think you are the best Citizen contact for her. 
 
Sloan
 
Margaret Romero also might be an interesting interview for the Ft. Myers’ journalist.

Also on topic today is this letter to the editor in The Citizen from someone who atteneded Yale Law School for a year, or so.
 
City and School District being unfairly blamed
I would like to help us tone down the angry finger-pointing about who is to blame for the Horace O’Bryant School height violation, for being “asleep at the switch” until it was too late. In fact, the Florida statutes governing school construction are extremely long, detailed, confusing, redundant, and even self-contradictory in places.
To the point, FS 1013.33, 15(b) says “Local government review or approval is not required for: … (b) Proposed renovation or construction on existing school sites. …” On the face of it, this excuses both the School District for not submitting their plans to the city for approval, and the city for not seeking such oversight.
The reason this seemingly plain language does not apply to our height limitation laws is the [state] attorney general’s very complex reasoning in a 2004 opinion on another seemingly clear-cut statute, FS 1013.371(1)(a), which states that schools are “exempt from all other state building codes; county, municipal, and local amendments …” besides the state building and fire codes. In 2004, the AG ruled that locally adopted comprehensive plans take precedence over countervailing statutes, as such was the clear intent of the Legislature as expressed forcefully in other statutes.
Compounding the confusion is the fact that the statutes clearly do work to exempt school construction from oversight and fees levied by other government agencies, in a similarly clear intent to expedite the process of building schools. The general thrust of the statutes, in my reading, is indeed to trust the school districts to build with a minimum of bureaucratic interference. Only local comprehensive plans overrule this general predisposition.
We have a problem we have to fix. Getting angry with each other while trying to affix blame accomplishes nothing. Let’s check the architect’s bond and the specifics of the Bank of America loan and try to find some deep and responsible pockets. Of course, the district and city do make legal errors, but in my opinion both have been excessively and somewhat unfairly blamed in this case.
Rick Boettger
Key West

Me, personally, I can’t understand why nobody knew of the Attorney General’s opinion, who should have known. The School Board’s lawyer, the School District’s lawyer, the bond lawyer who signed off on the BankAmerica loan, and the City Attorney, who once had been the School District’s lawyer. I get the conch farm a judge will have trouble understanding that, too.
 
Me, personally, I can’t understand why the City made no fuss when Key West High School was built, which violated the same city height limitations as Horace O’Bryant is violating. I bet the conch farm a judge will consider maybe the City and/or private citizens already decided for the court, by their doing nothing over Key West High School, that the court should do nothing over the new Horace O’Bryant K-8 School.
 
Me, personally, I can’t understand why the City was clueless about what Horace O’Bryant was going to look like. The Pearl Harbor lookouts knew it was going in. None of them ever looked at the plans? I will believe that when hell freezes over. The fix was on. You don’t have to attend law school or be a judge to know that. All you have to do is live in the Keys about two weeks, unless you are an ostrich.
 
Sloan Bashinsky
 
keysmyhome@hotmail.com
 
Here are two more Mark Twain quotes, in yesterday from Sancho Panza.
 
“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.”
 
“The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.”

giant step for humanity – the Brown case

Friday, April 22nd, 2011

At Wednesday’s County Commission meeting in Key West, the Board of County Commissioners decided to tak no action on the letter from a FEMA underling saying the County should not have granted the Brown family of Cudjoe Key a hardship variance so their paraplegic son Darren could continue to live in the downstairs enclosure to their home. Before the Browns bought the home, a woman who used a wheel chair lived in the downstairs enclosure. After they bought it, Darren was injured in a motorcycle accident and rendered paralyzed from the waist down. He cannnot climb stairs. The family cannot afford an elevator, but even if they could, the upstairs would have to be entirely rebuilt because all of the doors are too narrow for an wheelchair to pass through and the bathroom has a tup and Darren needs a shower.
 
This was as clear a case for a hardship variance as could be presented to the County, but county Code Enforcement and Growth Management consistently recommended against granting the variance and even tried to keep the Brown’s application from coming before the County Commission. Then, Key West Citizen writer Tim O’Hara did a story on the Browns, and that’s how County Commissioner George Neugent, in whose voting district the Browns live, learned what had been going on. And that’s how the Browns’ application was put on the County Commissioner agenda and was approved 4-1, Commissioner Sylvia Murphy dissenting. Thus were the Browns not evicted from their home by their own county government. For they could not live there, if Darren could not live in the downstairs enclosure. They would have found another place to live and let the mortgate company foreclose.
 
Before the County Commission took this matter up last Wednesday afternoon, I had lunch with George Neugent and Tim O’Hara. It was not pre-arranged. It just happened. And if you believe that, you really haven’t been paying attention. Of course it was pre-arranged. The angels pre-arranged it.
 
During lunch George opined the obvious, but dumb me had not seen the obvious. George said variances are granted because of unusual circumstances. Variences are taken up case by case. You cannot make up a general rule that says variances will only be granted for this or that.
 
After lunch, the County Commission had a special meeting scheduled on a legal matter the public was not entitled to hear. The Browns showed up and we got to talking. One of them had spoken with Growth Management Director Christine Hurley, under whose department Code Enforcement lies. Christine admitted they’d had no applications for hardship variances on downstairs enclosures since the Browns’ hardship variance. There had been no stampede by the public, as had been predicted by some, to request hardship variances on downstairs enclosures because people could not go up and down stairs. That would be said to the county commissioners by Darren’s father.
 
I followed Chief Assistant Attorney Bob Shillinger who had recommended to the county commissioners that they do nothing. I led off because I had signed up first to speak during citizen comments.
 
I said I agreed with Bob. Then, I said a variance is granted when unusual circumstances indicate it should be granted. It takes the operation of human thinking and compassion to grant a variance. I said FEMA is a machine. It operates like a computer. It does not operate like a human being. I said perhaps way up at the top of FEMA is  a human being is capable of thinking and compassion. I said if this variance is disallowed, it will be on Sixty Minutes, Bill  Maher and perhaps before the United Nations. I said top brass at FEMA will not like that. Nor, inferred, will the County.
 
After Rory and  Darren spoke, their Attorney Lee Rohe eviscerated the letter written by the FEMA underling, who was an engineer, machine. After it seemed generally agreed FEMA would not take Monroe County out of the Federal Flood Insurance Program just because the County took no action on the letter from a FEMA engineer, a machine, the human county commissioners agreed unanimously not to take any action on the machine-generated letter. As George, Tim and I had discussed over lunch, another step was taken toward loosening FEMA’s death grip on the county. Another step was taken for humanity. Perhaps another giant step.
 
Some philosophy on government winds up this post. It was forwarded yesterday by a fellow I went to high school with in Birmingham, Alabama. Long before I realized angels were arranging things.
 
Sloan Bashinsky
 
keysmyhome@hotmail.com
 

Words from wise men.

1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is
a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. — John Adams

2. If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. — Mark Twain

3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. — Mark Twain

4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. — Winston Churchill

5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. — George Bernard Shaw

6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. — G. Gordon Liddy

7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. — James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. — Douglas Casey,
Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown Univ.

9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. — P.J. O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian

10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. — Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)

11. Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. — Ronald Reagan (1986)

12. I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. — Will Rogers

13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free! — P.J. O’Rourke

14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. — Voltaire (1764)

15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you! — Pericles (430 B.C.)

16. No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. — Mark Twain (1866)

17. Talk is cheap…except when Congress does it. — Anonymous

18. The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. – Ronald Reagan

19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. – Winston Churchill

20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. — Mark Twain

21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. — Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

22. There is no distinctly native American criminal class…save Congress. — Mark Twain

23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. — Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

24. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. — Thomas Jefferson

sniffer dog needed – Key West & School District

Thursday, April 21st, 2011

Yesterday, from a crusty poet on Solares Hill in Key West:
 
Greetings from the Hill.
 
Great reporting…

Why are the names of
contractor
lawyer
architect
of the HOB scandal
never mentioned.

MJ

I dunno why. The architect and the contractor are from the mainland, as is the bond attorney. The School District’s and the School Board’s lawyers are local firms, their names no big secret either. I don’t recall any names. Calling them by their professions causes them to sound more like good targets for a lawsuit – the evil contractor, the evil lawyers, the evil architect
 
I suppose calling Key West the City causes it to sound more like a good target for a lawsuit by property owners HOB has scandalized. Maybe nobody will sue the City for diminishment in the value of their property caused by the City not enforcing its own Charter ordinance, comprehensive plan and Land Development Use regulation against HOB, but I ain’t holding my breath on that. Nor am I holding my breath on the City doing anything about the behemoth already up. Maybe they talk the School District into not constructing the other five buildings slated to be taller than the 25-foot height limit.
 
Yesterday’s moral witness – Key West & School District post again raised the ugly specter of Horace O’Bryant being rigged, because it looks and smells rigged, and because the angels told me it was rigged. I opined I had no details of the rig and perhaps I never will. I said perhaps the angels think it’s more important to be able to instinctively know when something is rigged, than it is to know the details.
 
Well, as yesterday wore on, someone came along and filled in some blank spaces, could be called connecting some dots, which were there all along but my learning curve had not absorbed it yet. That’s how it goes: the angels bring me up to speed in work situations one step at a time. Each step building on the previous step.
 
So what I came to see yesterday is a Bermuda Triangle consisting of the School District offices at Trumbo Point, Glynn Archer Elementary School (a proposed future site for Key West’s new City Hall), and old Horace O’Bryant Middle School, which now is being rebuilt to be Horace O’Bryant K-8 School. School Board Chairman John Dick said at Tuesday night’s city commission meeting that he had no idea how the new Horace O’Bryant went from being a middle school to a K-8 school.
 
I heard several times that the School  District wishes to abandon its Trumbo Point offices, which are run down, and move its offices into part of a re-done Glynn Archer, sharing that re-done school with the new City Hall. I heard yesterday the School District is moving to Glynn Archer regardless of whether or not it partners with the City there. That move is what required the Glynn Archer Elementary School students to be shifted to the new Horace O’Bryant K-8 School, which is why it became so much larger than old Horace O’Bryant Middle School, which was run down and needed to be razed and replaced.
 
Back to Trumbo Point. It’s on the waterfront and is super prime real estate a developer would pay a bundle. Next door is about one-acre of undeveloped land owned by the City of Key West. Next door to the City’s land is the old Steam Plant owned by Key West mogul and developer Ed Swift. In August 2007, the School District, at then School Superintendent Randy Acevedo’s behest, gave Swift an option, renewable at $1 a year for the term (unknown to me) to convert the option into a 99-year lease. That option would allow Swift, or whomever he transferred the option, to develop the School District’s land commercially. Probably some sort of high-end condo development, or a hotel.
 
On School District land, arguably the new development would not be subject to the City’s 25-foot building height limit, since the School District claims it is not subject to that building height limit. Imagine a high-rise like you see on Miami Beach. Imagine even a casino, which would require not entirely far-fetched political dealing in Tallahassee to make legal. Imagine the City making a bundle on its key one acre lying between the School District Trumbo land and Ed Swift’s Steam Plant land. Mayor Cates had hoped to swap the City Trumbo land for the City’s interest in Glynn Archer, but city commissioners shot that down, saying the City’s Trumbo land was too valuable to swap for Glynn Archer. They might be right, because the City’s Trumbo land is the key parcel between the two properties Swift either owns or has the option to lease.
 
Now is this evidence of a fix? No. What it is evidence of is fertile ground for a fix. As is the $22,000,000 tax credit BankAmerica is said to have received for issuing a $36,000,000 bond to the School District. That’s a dollar for dollar offset against BankAmerica’s income tax liability. That’s like being given greenbacks. Superintendent Burke went out and pulled that deal in. He pushed the School Board to accept it. He pushed for ground to be broken at the new Horace O’Bryant Middle School, which turned out to be a new K-8 school.
   
Dianne Bureldsen asked at Tuesday night’s city commission meeting, who is getting a commission on this? I see lots of opportunities for a commission in this mix. Other definitions of commissions could be bribe, kickback, payola, etc. Nobody who has lived in the Keys for more than a couple of weeks, unless he/she is an ostrich, does not know how things work down here. The fix is always in play. The devil is in figuring it out and stopping it. Sometimes it gets figured out. Sometimes it even gets stopped. But most times it doesn’t even get found out unless you have a really good nose or angels talking to you. Or both.
 
Oh, did I say yet, don’t think so, that after Tuesday night’s city commission meeting, a Key West member of The Resistance told me local architects, who don’t want to upset the powers that be by getting their names and faces attached to it, are privately saying the real cost of re-doing 80-plus-year-old Glynn Archer will be about double the $15,000,000 or so being tossed out for redoing Glynn Archer? I redid two hold historic homes in Birmingham, one for a law office, one for my home. They cost more than I had hoped going in. I hope these reputed architects step up to the plate and come to the next City Commission meeting and tell the city officials and public what they think Glynn Archer really will cost.

Sloan Bashinsky
 
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