Archive for February, 2011

unlimited thinking

Monday, February 28th, 2011
Today’s driveling is a proctal examination of unlimited thinking, which might prove challenging to people with Vulcan brains, From the Right political types, Bible thumpers, New Agers, Yuppies, Democrats, Tea Partiers, KKKers, AAers, doctors, lawyers, developers, politicians, rednecks, parrot heads, politically correcters, grammer perfecters, ah, spell that grammar – help me here, I don’t want to leave nobody out and be sued for discrimination . . .
 
I wonder if the person who sued the Cracked Egg and Big Pine Inn under the American Disabilites Act ever ate there, or ever even wanted to eat there? I wonder if that person has developed a career of bringing such lawsuits to make a living? If so, I wonder if that person’s disability benefits should be terminated? Meanwhile, back to the topic at hand . . .
I always sort of suspected the inventor of nuclear warfare was a lunatic, then I found this on the Coconut Telegraph of bigpinekey.com yesterday proving it:
 
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my own imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination circles the world.    ~Albert Einstein
 
Actually, imagination circles the Creation, and here Albert done went and shrunk God down to some miles plus the circumference of this small planet revolving around a small star in a small solar system in a small galaxy in a small outback section of one of countless universes. I read somewhere that Albert also kept insisting nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, which caused a great chuckle in the many space faring races and left the angels wondering what comic books Albert had not read as a small boy? Religion is religion is religion, God is God is God, and never the twain do meet except in religion’s mind.
 
Meanwhile, here’s an email that came in yesterday and turned out being about how things are connected in ways the mind never knows.
  
Dear Sloan,
 
I think you must deserve some of the credit for what my wife and I have just done.  Your sympathetic writing recently on homeless issues led me to consider something I think you’ll approve of.  We have invited a homeless person to live in our spare apartment.  She’s been there for over a week.  We thought we’d take her up on her offer to do chores or painting, but we never got around to getting that done.  But we all know the offer is sincere.
  
She has to vacate for a couple of weeks while our–and your–old friend Peggy Butler is in town.  But I’m pretty sure we’ll invite her back when Peggy goes back up north.  By the way, I hope you’ll be able to come to visit Peggy here while she’s down.  Maybe join us all for dinner or lunch.
  
You may know the homeless (gee, is she now formerly homeless?  or semi-homeless?) person, but I’ll only give you the name under conditions of your not printing it.  Actually, it’s no secret here, as we have introduced her to our neighbors.  But that’s because we all know each other in our friendly nook.
  
I ask you to keep me anonymous, as it sounds way too much like self-advertisement.  Publish what you want of the contents if you think it might inspire others who, like us, have a visitors’ apartment that goes empty 10 months of the year, while good people are sleeping in alleys.

 Anyway, thanks as always for the angels’ flow. 
 
KW pilgrim
  
ps–some very interesting things going on, but I’d prefer to discuss them with you and Peg when/if we can all get together here.

Hi, pilgrim. Thanks for sharing this. Will keep you anonymous, but am interested in the homeless woman’s name, just for my information. Peggy and I have talked of breaking bread at Coco’s, but I was thinking yesterday or the day before that I wanted to see her in Key West, too, if possible. So I hope we can all get together. I might used what you wrote, perhaps tomorrow. Will sleep on it for that and other relateds. Some thoughts already forming, we’ll see where they lead. Sloan

Okay, Sloan, her name is Jeanie Rose.  Has a beautiful African parrot.  Glad you intend to join us with Peg.
 
And please,  make sure your readers understand for all the trouble your angels cause you, they sometimes lead to very real and positive outcomes, like housing the homeless.  We all need to remember this.  Curious how they will process this for you.  No rush.
 
 
Was wondering if she was Jeanie. That is an African gray, Scorpio by name, as I recall.
 
Got to know them both in the early winter of 2009, they hung out at Higgs Beach. I introduced them both to [County Commissioner] Heather Carruthers and [City Commissioner] Teri Johnston, during a visit Heather and Teri coordinated at Higgs to scope it out and meet some homeless people. All tied into the forming movement to deal with the few out of bounds homeless people who hung out at Higgs, get the bathrooms better serviced, and a deputy on station out there again. (The Friends of Higgs Beach Committee would derive from that.)
 
I had met Jeanie maybe a week before the convening, and when this fellow named Brandon/Brenden saw her talking to me, he came over and started threatening her. I pulled out my cell phone an dialed 911, and after some wrangling with the dispatcher, including naming friends in high places, [Mayor] Morgan McPherson, [Police Cheif] Donnie Lee and [Sheriff] Bob Peryam, officers were dispatched. Three KW cruisers showed up with five officers. By then Brandon/Brendon had taken off, after telling Jeanie her days were numbered.
 
Jeanie told the one plain clothes officer Brandon had beaten her up before and threatened to kill her, and he had beaten up other homeless people and threatened to kill them. I wasn’t sure he wasn’t going to beat me up while I had the dispatcher on the phone, or afterward. The uniformed officers didn’t seem interested in taking reports from Jeanie or the other homeless people there, because, they said, they had not seen the crimes. I told the uniformed officers they took reports of crimes from witnesses all the time. Got nowhere, but the plain clothes officer seemed interested and said he was going to find Brandon/Brendon and got into his cruiser and left.
 
I wrote of all of that back then, and named Jeanie and Scorpio.
 
Jeanie told me some of her story: she had to go homeless, didn’t like it, had a place outside she cribbed at night. You don’t ask homeless people where they crib at night. I bumped into her and Scorpio from time to time. One time, she said someone had found her bedded down and was trying to steal her bike, which had Scorpio in his cage on it, and she was able to save Scorpio. Another time, she told me she had a friend, a man I think, who sometimes provided her shelter. I think the last time I saw her, or maybe someone told me, Jeanie had been given a place inside. That was maybe a year ago.
 
What goes around comes around.
 
How to handle this now, if I’m to write about it?
 
Sloan
 
I suppose not more than five minutes passed after I pressed “Send” when my thoughts returned to that day at Higgs Beach, when I introduced Heather and Teri to Jeanie and Scorpio. Heather recognized Scorpio as an African gray and in moments Scorpio was off off his perch on Heather’s hand headed up her arm to her shoulder. (It would take a while before Scorpio would trust me like that.) Heather seemed deeply moved as she and Jeanie talked. When Brandon/Brendon showed up and started injecting himself into the gathering, I whispered to Heather, and then to Teri, that this was the man who had beaten Jeanie up and threatened to kill her. If looks could kill.
 
Then, I remembered Heather became more open, after that visit with Jeanie, to calling homeless people homeless people, instead of vagrants. I remembered it seemed something really good had happened when Heather met Jeanie and Scorpio. Then, I remembered how upset I was much later see Heather and the Friends of Higgs Beach Committee had returned to calling homeless people vagrants and undertaking to redevelop Higgs Beach so it would be very difficult for homeless people to spend any time on it.
 
Then, I remembered when I had asked Jeanie about KOTS and Samuel’s House. She said not a chance would she stay in those places, and besides, they would not let her keep Scorpio. Then into my thoughts for the first time came a strong sense Heather could have offered Jeanie and Scorpio a room at Pearl’s, which Heather owned with her partner. Jeanie and Scorpio would have been quite an addition to that women-only lodge. Quite a bit of conversation could have come from that, quite a bit of understanding and change, as Jeanie did chores, painted and told stories, and Scorpio won untold hearts. I could see a hellva book developing and a wonderful documentary movie, which premiered at Tropic Cinema in Key West. Ces’t la vie!

I suppose I could spend a lot of time trying to think up a way to tell people about the ways of God and angels, and I suppose I could get a hernia in my tiny left brain and still not come up with a story anywhere remotely close to this elegant. How do we know Jeanie is not an angel? How do we know she is not Jesus? Did he not tell his disciples in the Gospels, as they do to the least of these (the poor), they do also to him? Did he not tell his disciples, it is more blessed to give than to receive? If you think Archangel Michael cannot take up residence in a parrot, you have a very small mind indeed.
 
Governor Heartless is gutting state homeless agencies, services and funding to local homeless-help organizations. Who will pick up the slack? What if KOTS closes? What if Samuel’s House and Florida Keys Outreach Coalition close? What if MARC House closes and its mentally-challenged people put onto the street? Will Key West put its street people in jail? Will more fortunate residents come forward and offer shelter to street people who don’t want to sleep outside at night? Will churches open their doors to street people who want to bathe and sleep inside at night? Is Key West really invested in One Human Family? Looks like KW pilgrim and his wife are.
 
Don’t you see? Because Key West formally adopted the One Human Family philosophy as Key West’s philosophy, God and the angels are giving Key West the opportunity to walk its talk. Even the dimwit Albert Einstein could see that, if he were among us.

As for up here in the boondocks, just yesterday morning at the Cracked Egg on Big Pine Key, I ran into a fellow I once let keep his RV at Walden because he needed a place to live. He stayed here until Code Enforcement made me tell him he had to go. He stays now next door to the woman I let stay in my trailer for over two years at no rent, because she had no money and no place to live.
 
I figured at the Cracked Egg something might be coming about her, and found myself thinking during the day that if I was told to let her come back here to live, there would be conditions. Before she moved back here, she would have to be drug-free. No booze, no marijuana, no nicotine, no caffeine, no sugar. She had money for all of that when she lived her before for free. This time, she will have to pay “rent” if she lives here, and there will be other spiritual requirements that will stretch her. Early this morning, my dream maker agreed.
 
As for me, I have felt since late last year that I am going to be told to move, and I think I know where but I have not beeen given the nod. I always wait on the nod before I move from where I am to some place else. That’s how I came to the Keys in 2000. As I awoke one morning on Maui, the voice I had come to trust with my life and my soul said, “Go to Big Pine Key.” I had no money, no means to travel. In three day’s time I was in the air, headed for Los Angeles. I stayed a week with friends there, then was on Greyhound headed to the Keys. I did nothing but accept what showed up to make the journey possible.
 
Reaching the outskirts of Tallahassee, I fell asleep and was told in a dream that I was going into politics. And so I did, and who would have thunk to what degree? Certainly not me. I suppose I could spend a lot of time trying to think up a way to tell people about the ways of God and angels, and I suppose I could get a hernia in my tiny left brain and still not come up with a story anywhere remotely close to this elegant.

I didn’t find much elegant about being a street person in Key West, however I did end up making life-long friendships with people I would never have met, if I had not lived on the street. And a lot of what was left of my already seriously mangled ego and pride was crushed flat. My friends in Los Angels had the means to prevent that , but they opted out of that opportunity. My family had the means to get me off the street, and they opted out. The Unity Church minister in Key West offered me refuge in an outbuilding behind her church, and sought my counsel about troubles she was having with the congregation. When they learned she was letting me sleep in the outbuilding, they went haywire. Then they got rid of her, even though they were getting lots of blatant signs that they should keep her on. Hurricane Wilma flattened that church.
 
Some time after I moved out of the outbuilding at Unity, a family in Old Town offered me an old travel camper sitting on their property as a place to sleep at night. After I moved in, they started giving me chores. The longer I stayed, the more persnickety they became and the more I thought maybe I was better off living on the street. He was interested in becoming a shaman, so I wrote him a letter about what he might expect. I minced no words. He showed it to her, and when I came back that night to sleep, she had put all of my belongings in a large black plastic bag outside the camper, on top of which was a cryptic note that my services were no longer needed. She didn’t even want me to repack into my backpack and daypack. I said tough shit, I wasn’t leaving toting everything I owned in a plastic bag.
 
I found myself thinking yesterday that it might be a good thing KW pilgrim and his wife have not taken Jeanie up on her offer to do chores, but I hope she is painting. Art is so terribly important on this Vulcan world. I suppose I could spend a lot of time trying to think up a way to tell people about the ways of God and angels, and I suppose I could get a hernia in my tiny left brain and still not come up with a story anywhere remotely close to this elegant. However, I tried once again in the comic relief section last below.
 
Sloan Bashinsky
 
keysmyhome@hotmail.com
 
goodmorningkeywest.com, goodmorningfloridakeys.com

 
-comic relief 
 
Somewhere in yesterday’s ”deep currents” post, I wrote, “Actually, it are me.” That provoked this from a Sugarloaf Key snowbird who somehow repressed all of his lifelong far-right Yankee aggressor prejudices and took up an odd couple friendship with me.

Actually, it are me,
 
What’s wrong with
 
Actually, it is I?

I realized just after I wrote it your way that no self-respecting hick would say “It is I” and I changed it.

It’s true you’re a bleeping hick, but I never thought of myself as such. On the other hand, Winston Churchill ended a sentence with a preposition (did they teach you parts of speech in Birmingham?) and we wrote back, “this is something up with which I will not put.”  On the other hand, I don’t know that you deserve the leeway WSC expected.  Cheers, my friend.
 
Believe it or not, you effete Yankee Republican fanatic, they taught me the King’s English in public grammar school and public high school in Birmingham, at the McCallie School (private high school) in Chattanooga, and at Vanderbilt University in Nashville, where I took enough elective English courses to have a major almost. Not only did I become fluent in English, along the way I became fluent in dialect and redneck. Then, I became fluent in lawyer, which is close kin to being fluent in politician and snake. Much later, I became fluent in angel, which is sort of like becoming fluent in hieroglyphics and porpoise, with a bit of jackass thrown in. Sometimes I mixes them all ups to relieve the boredom and see what kind of commotion it might stir up. Lookee what took the bait – wanna borrow a mirror?
There’s no question that you know “hick” a lot better than I do. Whether you’re a self-respecting one is open for discussion. 
 
Maybe you are right. No self-respecting Hick would fool around with a former IRS agent.

deep currents – Florida Keys

Sunday, February 27th, 2011

A reply yesterday to yesterday’s ”invasion - homeland security” post from a distant in-law in Birmingham, Alabama. A developer up there when the economy is okay, he likes to spend time in Key West and has made a number of thoughtful contributions to my rantings.
 

SLOAN – re: the CNS [Citizen Not Serfs] … I am in favor of their purpose…. but really…!!!  Why hit on Developers???  and to add insult to injury… “and their attorneys”  What is wrong with these folks… we Developers (the good ones) come bearing gifts.
 
As I read all of the posts, it seems to me that you don’t need to bar the gates to keep out the wolves (read bubba conch’s) they are already in the in the pen with the sheep, and plotting on the old naval base waterfront.  I am getting old, I would not mind affordable housing within walking distance to my Duval watering holes….. You know, in your heart, affordable is not going to be affordable to the citizens.  Please..!!!  What a sham !!!
              
Regards,   Ron

Hi, Ron.
 
Interesting timing, your email. See the two front-page articles in today’s Key West Citizen  – keysnews.com – on a rebounding Key West real estate market because of cash buyers, and the havoc being wreaked in the Department of Community Affairs (DCA) by Governor Scott Growth, who put the lawyer of the biggest developer in Florida, St. Joe Paper Company, in charge of DCA and is slashing DCA’s staff to the bone and merging it with the Department of Transportation, the mission of which it not to please Mother Nature.
 
Actually, it are me, not Citizens Not Serfs, who keeps hitting on developers and their attorneys. I tried to think of times when I saw developers bring gifts in the Keys, and I couldn’t think of any. Perhaps I’m terminally biased due to my fond memories of the Keys before the development boom, memories going all the way back to 1956, when the small waterline coming down from the mainland was maxed out and new construction, if any, had to rely on cisterns for water.
 
We stayed at Ocean Reef Club that year, where I fell terminally in to love with the Keys. Ocean Reef was laid back, low key, funky, affordable. When I went in there last year for a candidate forum, my first revisit, I recognized nothing but Angelfish Creek, which is the way in and out of there from the Atlantic Ocean. I could not believe what developers and done to it. I never want to go back there.
 
You are right; you are preaching to the choir about affordable housing not being affordable to the citizens. When I ran against County Commissioner George Neugent in 2006, I came to see ”affordable housing” was a mantra hijacked by commercial developers and their lawyers, lobbyists and hip-pocket elected officials and government bureaucrats. A bait and switch. It matters not whether developers in the Keys are bubba conchs or carpetbaggers from the mainland. They live and breathe developing the Keys. It is their religion.
  
When I ran against George in 2006, I was called “the dark horse” candidate by the Citizen after the first candidate forum at Tropic Cinema hosted by Hometown! PAC. I had no idea what I was doing and didn’t want to be doing it. Later in that race, driving to a candidate forum at the Marathon Government Center in Marathon, it came to me to say, “No more new development, period the end. The Keys are way over-developed and there is not a person living in the Keys who can stand in front of a mirror and honestly argue otherwise.”
 
I had in mind commercial development, not an individual who owned a piece of land and wanted to build a home in which to live and be a part of the Keys community. Thanks to developers competing like ravaging sharks for building rights, people who owned property on which they wanted to build a home were unable to get building permits. They had to get in the back of the line. They had to wait years, even as all sorts of funny deals were cut for developers with imaginary paper rights that became hot commodities and made some shrewd developers and their lawyers a great deal of money.
 
“No more new development” became the mantra for the 2006 campaign. At the time, I thought it was to protect Mother Nature’s islands in the stream that I was moved to keep chanting the mantra. But as time passed, as I ran in later county and Key West races and was labeled “the gadfly” and “the perennial” and “the God” and “the lunatic” candidate, I realized the mantra was an attempt to save the Keys economy from going even further into the tank. I came to see over-development had broken the back of the Keys economy and society. I seemed to be the only person who saw it that way. I saw people who should have known better equivocating about property rights and free enterprise. I saw doublespeak. I saw madness.
 
Today, the Keys face the threat of rising wind and flood insurance rates, which would make development far less attractive. We hear serious threats coming out of FEMA about taking the Keys out of the federal flood insurance and disaster relief program, which would kill all development except homes and structures for the super rich, who can afford the much higher insurance premiums required by private casualty insurers.

I can’t really blame FEMA for wanting to come down hard on the Keys. Hurricane Wilma wreaked havoc with her super high tide that flooded out thousands of ground-level homes from Key West up to Marathon and even above. FEMA and insurance companies took a huge bath with Wilma, which took no lives. Wasn’t too difficult to see her target: development in the Keys.

It wouldn’t surprise me if somebody at FEMA comes up with the bright, economically sound idea to stop providing federal-backed flood insurance for new construction in the Keys. George Neugent told me ast year that he thought that would be a good compromise with FEMA and US Fish & Wildlife, which do not like development in the Keys.
 
Our new Governor is a growth fanatic, but, incredibly, his Republican gnomes in the state legislature recently refused to let Keys representatives speak against proposed legislation that will let property insurance carriers increase flood and windstorm rates significantly throughout Florida and the Keys, which will squash new development. I’m still trying to figure that one out, even as I cheer it on, being a dyed-in-the-wool opponent of the Termite People.
 
For me, this all looks very good for Mother Nature. It causes me to wonder if the “no more new development” mantra back into 2006 set up a vibration in the collective unconscious that produced these curious anomalies that favor no more new development. That wonderment might seem like New Age poppy cock, but I guarantee you New Age people in the Keys would not accept that view. Only prompted by my angel-handlers do I open my big mouth and say it. I bet Carl Jung would have a tough time disagreeing with me.
 
Let me also toss in this. Before she was elected to the county commission, Heather Carruthers was deeply involved in FIRM (Fair Insurance Rates Monroe) getting Tallahassee to keep property insurance rates in the Keys from going through the roof. After being elected, Heather frequently spoke at county commission meetings on the county not doing anything that would jeopardize the Keys being in the Federal flood insurance and disaster relief program. Heather was in the Keys delegation the new Governor’s Republican gnomes in the state legislature recently refused to receive and hear out.

Along with George Neugent and new commissioner David Rice, Heather does not want a rule that requires 4-1 or 4-0 county commission vote to change the comprehensive plan – most significant development applications require comp plan changes. Heather, George and David opposed Amendment 4, which, if it had passed on November 2 last year, would require a voter referendum to change the county’s comprehensive plan. Heather liked the Wisteria Island development application and praised county staff for how they had handled it. Staff defected to the developers.

None of Heather’s New Age friends will connect the dots between her friendliness toward development and the recent slam-dunk in Tallahassee and the pounding property insurance rates are going to take in the Keys.
 
Former county attorney Jim Hendrick says he is Buddhist. He is viewed as Jesus by developers he represents in the Keys. He took to saying I cannot be engaged in rational discourse and I present classical signs of schizophrenia. I don’t imagine Buddha would have trouble with this drivel. Nor would Jesus. As you sow, you reap.
 
I wonder how many Keys people who read yesterday’s post, who are fed up with Code Enforcement favoring the rich and developers, filed an anonymous complaint with Code Enforcement on that illegal wall on Cudjoe Key, after I showed them how to do it? That castle wall was built by a rich doctor who had connections. Otherwise, the county building department would have made him tear it down after seeing it on final inspection. I hope the people now running Citizens Not Serfs will file a complaint on that wall with Code Enforcement.
 
There is something last down below on this same theme but in a different context, which came my way yesterday. I tweaked it to fit the Keys.
 
Sloan
 
keysmyhome@hotmail.com
 
goodmorningfloridakeys.com, goodmorningkeywest.com

One day a man saw an old lady standing in misting rain by her car on Seven Mile Bridge. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His old Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her. 

 
Even seeing the smile on his face, she was worried. Was he going to hurt her? He didn’t look safe; he looked poor and hungry.

He saw she was frightened, standing there in the cold, wet, January wind. He knew how she felt.

He said, ‘I’m here to help you, ma’am. Why don’t you wait in the car where it’s warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson.’

Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. He had to get dirty, the lugs were tight and tough to break free, and his hands got skinned up.
As he lowered the jack, she rolled down the window and said she was from St. Louis and was headed for Key West to see some friends. She couldn’t thank him enough for coming to her aid. Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk.

 
The lady asked how much she owed him? Any amount would have been all right with her. Bryan never thought twice. This was not a job. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were plenty who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.

He said if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and added, ‘And think of me.’

He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold, wet, gray, depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home.

A few miles down the road the old lady saw the Cracked Egg on Big Pine Key. She turned in to grab a bite to eat and a cup of coffee to warm up. It was dingy. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her. The waitress had a sweet smile even after being on her feet for the whole day.

 
The old lady noticed the waitress was dragging her left leg. She badly needed a hip replacement and could not afford it. The old lady felt something move inside of her. She finished her meal and paid with a hundred dollar bill. The waitress went to get change, but when she came back the old lady had slipped right out the door.
 
The waitress noticed something written on the napkin. ‘You don’t owe me anything. I have been there too. Somebody once helped me out, the way I’m helping you. If you really want to pay me back, here is what you do: ‘Do not let this chain of love end with you.’ Under the napkin was a signed blank check.

That night when she got home from work and climbed dead tired into bed, she wondered if the old lady had been an angel and thanked God, then gave her sleeping husband a soft kiss and whispered soft and low, “I love you, Bryan Anderson.’

invasion – homeland security

Friday, February 25th, 2011

This was on bigpinekey.com‘s Coconut Telegraph bitch & moan, tout & boast, show your ass & tell page yesterday:
 
FTR continues to spin like a wheel. If he were not so hurtful, he would almost be amusing … almost. Don’t trust anyone that talks as much as he does or continually tries to convert you to his side. Think for yourself. 
 
You know, if this comment had not begun with FTR, I would have thought it was aimed directly at me, except for the fact my wheels fell off years ago and frequently I write in my posts, and tell people in conversations, that they probably definitely don’t ever want to have happen to them what befell me and to give thanks it didn’t happen to them - yet.
 
FTR stands for From The Right. He also writes near-daily political and economic diatribes, which are usually located at the bottom of each day’s Coconut Telegraph. A few months back, I had dinner with FTR and his wife, with Deer Ed who hosts and keeps the Coconut Telegraph going and somewhat orderly. I found FTR and his wife to be nice people. I did not see any horns on either of their heads. I did not see any crazed look in either of their eyes. I did not hear any idiotic statements come out of either of their mouths. Perhaps because Deer Ed and I hogged the conversation and supplied plenty of all of that. Perhaps if we two had kept our big mouths and opinions shut, Mr. and Mrs. FTR would have shown different stripes. Maybe one of them would have blamed President Obama for the impending invasion from Antares, where the first human-likes were seeded in this small galactic soup bowl. The Antareans are coming because their ancestors came to Earth a bejilliion years ago and started a colony here, which got a bit mixed up in its thinking after the Mothership left and some inbreeding with apelike natives occurred and now you know what the snake-in-the-Eden-weeds story is really about. Anyway, the Antareans are coming back to try to straighten out the mess President Obama caused because he ran for president claiming to be a black man, when he was only half a black man and half a white man and just as easily could have run as a white man, but no chance then would he have had of getting himself elected and giving FTR so much to write about. Now if the truth be told, the Antareans are a diversionary maneuver designed to draw the Antarean half-breeds’ attention away from the invasion from the Crab Nebulae led by distant ancestral relatives of TFR’s own beloved goddess, Sarah Palin, who is capable of making Barack Obama look like Jesus Christ by the time she is done weaving all of her spider webs. Me, I’m just sitting here watching and wondering if the real invasion will ever be noticed, or if it will even happen?
 
Meanwhile, on a slightly more down to earth front is this in from Citizens Not Serfs the other day.                                                                                                                                                                                            

Citizens Not Serfs

“Together We Can Save the Keys

February 24, 2011

Dear Citizens Not Serfs members,

   Last weekend, the Advisory Board of Citizens Not Serfs met to chart the organization’s path forward, following the untimely passing of our founder, Phil Shannon.  While it will be impossible to match Phil’s leadership and inspiration, we came away with a determination to continue the work of the organization.

PROPERTY RIGHTS ARE KEY!

  The county has fulfilled its obligations with regard to the FEMA downstairs enclosure pilot as of the end of November, 2010.We need to be vigilant to determine that it stays ended.

     -No extension at the request of Monroe County, especially

     -No illegal extension at the hands of unelected Monroe County employees

You may be aware that the Miami Ch-4 I-Team’s has been asking about what’s been happening in Monroe County, as they investigate Selective FEMA Miami Mapping changes, along with several Senators questioning FEMA too. i.e. Senator Nelson has asked County for an audit RE: Duck Key owner complaint against County/FEMA abusive invasive tactics.

       With this raised sensitivity to our issues, we have tentatively decided that the best course of action is to pursue a federal class action suit, bonding together all Monroe County homeowners who have suffered, or will suffer, displacement and/or financial loss due to arbitrary and inequitable actions by FEMA or Monroe County officials, related to downstairs enclosures.

   What can you, as members of Citizens Not Serfs, do to help the effort?  In a word- share.  Tell us your experiences with FEMA, with the county, with building inspectors.  Your experiences will help us focus our actions going forward.  Fill out the attached form and e-mail back to citizenkelly@bellsouth.net or return it by mail to:

Citizens Not Serfs

1045 Flagship Dr.

Summerland Key, Fl.  33042

 
As perhaps can be intuited from the above, CNS was hatched in from the grass roots to provide homeland defense for ordinary folks in the Keys against an invasion of developers and their lawyers, lobbyists, development-adoring elected government officials and strategically-placed government bureaucrats who breed and chomp like termites, thus their name: The Termite People. They have devoured all but a few quarter sections of the emerald forest that was the Keys before they gained control over just about everything they laid their greedy little paws and ravenous teeth on.
 
We also have in the Keys an outfit known as Last Stand, which has the mission of stopping The Termite People from eating any more living plants or animals in the Keys, who do not look like Termite People. And we have another crowd I came to call The Resistance, who are individuals that go after The Termite People in their borrows and drown and burn and gas their young because it is in their genes to go after them and do that. The Resistance people mount hunt and destroy missions without sanction from any group recognized by bureaucrats in the local, state or national government. They don’t worry about losing their IRS exempt status or grants because they don’t apply for exempt status or grants and thus weaken their ability to hunt and destroy The Termite People.
 
We also have a few stellar individuals who don’t fit to good into any category, so they get lumped into The Resistance.
 
One is Rose Dell, who when she isn’t helping her mom, who is Coco, run Coco’s Kitchen in the Big Pine Shopping Center or selling real estate, or nagging me, sits on the Florida Keys Aqueduct Authority Board. How she even got on that board befuddles me, given her unceasing drive to cut costs, obey the rules, avoid even the mere appearance of impropriety, and to not roll over and spread the old legs for bubbas and bubbettes and the high and the mighty. Tokyo Rose’s last zero-sum mission was to try to stop the giving of raises to all the Aqueduct Authority employees, disguised as “merit bonuses,” which get to looking like raises when they are awarded every year. This year, the Executive Director’s $4,300 approximate merit bonus raised his $178,500 approximate annual salary to very close to what the head of the Mosquito Board was making, which caused such a commotion in the press during last year’s skeeter board races. Yet not a peep in the press about parallel goings on at the water company.
 
Another kamikaze type is Steve Estes, Publisher and Editor of the News-Barometer – newsbaromenter.com – on Big Pine. In this week’s issue, Steve takes on several quite serious issues in his typical cut-to-the-chase factual wry way. You want to stay on top of what is going on around Big Pine, you read the News-Barometer. You want to find out what is going on around sewerage and waste water, read the News-Barometer. You want to know what is going on around feral jaguars, attack opossums, rabbit-egg-eating raccoons, pythons, boas and anacondas, you read the News-Barometer. You want to find out what is going on at FEMA and US and Florida Fish & Wildlife, you read the News-Barometer. You want to know how many cars were destroyed on US 1 last month by buck Key deer dashing out of the bushes and stabbing the hapless vehicles’ radiators with their antlers, you read the News-Barometer. You want to know what is going on around windstorm and rising water insurance, you read the New-Barometer. You want to know what is going on in the minds of county officials, you read what Steve thinks is going in in their minds. If you want to laugh your ass off, you read this week’s Strictly Drivel column, which sends up a red alert, DEFCON 1, on the invasion of Big Pine by Key West wild chickens. After reading it yesterday, I called Steve and told him I couldn’t stop laughing and maybe the fowl invaders are Mother Nature’s homeland defense come to Big Pine to keep the invasive species awake all night with their crowing and clucking from their roosts in the pines, until all the invaders give up and move away. Maybe the fowl creatures got the idea for that tactic by watching Key West police keeping homeless people up all night, to make them all move up to Big Pine. 
 
If you still don’t know who all in the Keys belong to The Resistance, ask any of your five county commissioners, or any of your elected city officials, if you live in an incorporated area of the Keys. Better still, ask any developer operating in the Keys. You can bet the conch farm developers can print out a list with every member of the Resistance’s name on it. Yeah, you are wondering if that would be a hit list? You are wondering right. Maybe you would like to get your name on the list? The Resistance always is looking for more kamikaze pilots, which The Termite People call insurgents, terrorists, devils, loonies and so forth. In Japanese, kamikaze means Divine Wind.
 
For starters, Code Enforcement accepts anonymous code complaints. How about you law-abiding citizens file anonymous complaints against the owner of the illegal wall described in yesterday’s “Bubba Justice” post, so Code Enforcement can get on with doing what it should have done when this wall was built in 2001, in the middle of an easement, instead of along the property line, which the building permit application showed was where the wall would be built. The property owner had no intention of building the wall on the property line when he applied for the building permit. The current owner is not an innocent purchaser without notice. He was told before he bought the property that the wall was illegal, and the wall was excepted from his title insurance policy’s coverage.
 
Here’s the information you need for the complaint.
 
Property address: 177 Carambola Lane, Cudjoe Key, FL 33042. Mile Marker 20. Property owner: Harley Stock.
 
Click on this link to get to where you file the complaint.

http://www.monroecounty-fl.gov/requesttracker.aspx

You have to register, but if you click on the Anonymous box, you can file the complaint without providing any personal information.
 
The more complaints filed, the louder it will get.
 
Yeah, I already painted a bulls-eye on my front and back, so yeah, I filed an anonymous complaint.
 
Sloan Bashinsky
 
keywmyhome@hotmail.com
 
goodmorningfloridakeys.com, goodmorningkeywest.com
 
 
This below, compliments another FTR person I know in the Keys.
 
 
Six Truths in Life

 
1.   You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical  impossibility due to the tendons within your neck. 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
2.  All idiots, after reading #1 will  try it.
 
 

 
 
 
 

 
3.  And discover #1 is a  lie. 
 
 

 
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.   
 
 

 
5.  You soon will forward this to another idiot. 
 
 

 
6.  There is still a stupid smile on your face .
 
 

 

7.  You didn’t see the Antareans and the space crabs coming when you looked up, did you?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

Again, here’s the link for anonymous complaints to code enforcement:
 

bubba justice

Friday, February 25th, 2011

Here’s a tale of bubba justice that rivals what I so far have read in BUBBA JUSTICE IN KEY WEST: POOPING ON THE PEOPLE IN PARADISE. I got this tale from Attorney Lee Rohe yesterday, and then confirmed it by talking with one of the eight affected Cudjoe Key property owners. I’m going to send this report to the county commissioners and county manager, to remind them that little people are just as important as the wealthy and influential.
 
Way back a ways, eight homes were built on Cudjoe Key off of Colson Road. Between these homes ran a 25-foot-wide a private easement for a ways, then it became a 50-foot wide private easement. A two-rut gravel road called Farah Way, also known as Carambola Lane, ran down the middle of the easement from a paved county road to a cove on the Atlantic Ocean where boats could be launched and taken out of the water. 
 
In 2001, one of the eight owners, Jamie Goodman, M.D., who now lives in Islamorada, applied to the county for a permit to erect a six-foot-high concrete wall along 220 feet of his property line adjacent to Farah Way, aka Crambola Lane. However, the wall was built down the middle of the private easement, and the effect was to bring one-half of the easement into Goodman’s yard and block off a view of and access to the launch site by any property owner but Goodman. The wall looks like a miniversion of the Great Wall of China. The county permitted the wall, but after it was built not in conformance with the permit, the county did not require the wall to be taken down.   
 
Goodman eventually sold his home, and it then changed hands a few times until Harley Stock bought it. Stock was told by property owners on Farah Way, which becomes Crambola Lane, there were problems with the private road and the wall, and the problems were excepted in the title insurance company’s binder issued prior to Stock purchasing the home. I don’t know for sure what the law in Florida is, but the law in Alabama is a purchaser of real estate acquires all of that property’s problems and is responsible for them.
 
Lee Rohe was hired by one of the other seven property owners to get this straightened out. Lee filed suit in the local courts, and the case was assigned to Judge David Audlin. However, for some reason Judge Audlin was unable to try the case, and Judge Sandra Taylor tried it and found for the plaintiff and against Harley Stock, who was represented by Attorney David Paul Horan.
 
Horan filed an appeal for Stock, and without issuing an opinion, the state appellate court affirmed Judge Taylor’s decision and remanded the case to the lower court for enforcement of Judge Taylor’s decision. All of this took nearly three years. After the case was filed, Stock spent a lot of money landscaping and fixing up the part of the easement on his side of the wall – as if he knew all along he would not have to take it down, Lee Rohe said to me.
 
After being unable to persuade Horan and his client to comply with Judge Taylor’s Order, Lee asked Judge Audlin to find Stock in contempt of court for not removing the illegal wall his predecessor in title had built. Enter county code enforcement, led by its attorney, Lisa Granger, who testified under oath, that is, she told Judge Audlin that because all eight property owners owned 1/8 undivided interests in the private easement, they also each owned 1/8 undivided interests in the illegal wall, even though seven of them had nothing to do with the wall being built. Granger said application by all eight property owners was required for a demolition permit to be issued. Judge Audlin bought that argument, but excluded Stock from the application requirement.
 
Getting the other seven property owners on board became problematic.  Two owners, one who has only an empty lot on Farah Wayand a second who has ocean access on their property and donot use Farah Way will not sign the demolition permit. Neither of these two owners are affected on a daily basis by the wall’s blockage of Farah Way.  Represented by David Paul Horan, these two property owners, not incuding Harely Stock, filed a new lawsuit seeking to block the enforcement of the case that had been tried and affirmed on appeal. Not parties to that case, the two new plaintiffs were not bound by its outcome.
 
Another property owner then went to Code Enforcement to file a complaint about the wall being built in the middle of the private road in violation of the permit. Code Enforcement told this property owner he could not file a complaint, because he was one of the eight property owners and all of them would have to apply for a demolition permit to take the wall down.
 
When Lee told me this, I guffawed, “Yeah, they were trying to protect him from waiving his Fifth Amendment right against self incrimination. That was all they were worried about.” Lee guffawed, as did that property owner when I repeated it to him.
 
Lee wanted to know what happens in a condominium development, when one condo owner violates the county code on common property? Are all of the other condo owners banned from filing a complaint with Code Enforcement? Or do all of them have to file the complaint for Code Enforcement to receive and process it?
 
Lee also wanted to know if I would file a complaint with Code Enforcement, which takes complaints from citizens and even anonymous complaints? I said I would have to sleep on that, but I liked this case in a macabre sort of way and I felt like sinking my teeth into it, starting with publishing it to my websites and through the Coconut Telegraph (the mouth of the Keys) of bigpinekey.com. I told the property owner the same thing, and said I knew all five commissioners, the county attorney and the county administrator, and I would let them know about this not all that unusual tale of bubba justice.

I asked the property owner how he felt about going back to Code Enforcement and demand they cite all eight property owners for code violation and give them a time certain to take the wall down, or start getting daily fines. He said he had checked with a well-known Keys contractor and had gotten a $3,000-$5,000 estimate to demolish and remove the wall, which he had no problem divvying eight ways. I said if he goes to Code Enforcement and tell them that, they might mess in their pants. In any event, it would be interesting to see what they did with it. He seemed to like the idea. He figured it had been rigged in Code Enforcement, but how to prove it?
 
When I ran that idea by Lee Rohe, to make sure he was okay with it, he said sure. Code Enforcement never recognized statutes of limitations. I said even court cases said Code Enforcement did not have to honor statutes of limitations. Lee said yep. He asked if I thought there was corruption involved?, I said perhaps, but I had seem some really idiotic stuff come out of county staff. Or it might be both idiocy and corruption. In all events, I said, it sure looked like a great tale to include in any sequel written to BUBBA JUSTICE, which the county libraries carried until the bubbas learned of it and made the libraries get rid of all of their copies.
 
I told the property owner that I am not a journalist and don’t have to operate by journalist rules. I said I wonder out loud about a lot of things, without necessarily saying they are true, even if I think they might be true, even if I would bet the conch farm they are true. It ain’t no big secret David Paul Horan is chummy with county staff, and who knows what all went on that nobody will ever come forward and say went on?
 
Lee said Harley Stock is a psychologist and he lives in Broward County and his Cudjoe Key home is a get-away place for him. Lee said he had heard Stock belongs to a small psychologist group that does a lot of business with the criminal justice system evaluating defendants in criminal cases, to determine whether or not they are competent to stand trial. A very lucrative practice, Lee said he had heard. Lucrative enough, Lee wondered, to enable Stock to covertly fund the second lawsuit Horan filed to block enforcement of the first lawsuit the appellate court affirmed and remanded for enforcement. I said I wondered if Stock was in need of psychological evaluation himself?
 
What I can’t comprehend is why Judge Audlin gave Lisa Granger’s testimony any weight. What did it matter whether or not one or all eight property owners owned that easement? Clearly the wall dividing the easement did not comply with the building permit and was illegal. Isn’t it the court’s affirmative duty to enforce the law when there is no dispute in fact? Especially after receiving a remand for enforcement from the appellate court? Judge Audlin had Code Enforcement’s attorney before him. He could have told her to enforce the county code, or he would hold her in contempt of court and jail her.
 
What I also cannot comprehend is why Code Enforcement, once learning of the code violation, did not itself enforce the county code. What did it matter who owned the wall? It was illegal. Isn’t Code Enforcement supposed to enforce the county code? Code Enforcement has enforced the county code against me on Little Torch Key for letting the grass in my yard get too high. I was threatened with a fine, if I did not take care of it. I wasn’t living there but was letting someone live there who could not afford to rent a place to live. Code Enforcement has made lots of people tear out and remove downstairs enclosures. Code Enforcement has made a lot of people who wanted to fix up their kitchen or bathroom, or repair their driveway or put on a new roof, or whatever bring everything out of code on their property into code compliance.
 
I asked the property owner what did he think would happen if he and the plaintiff Lee Rohe represented, to get revenge, built a wall across Farah Way and blocked Harley Stock’s access to his property altogether? Did he think Code Enforcement would sit still for that? Did he think Code Enforcement would tell him to get that wall taken down, or start getting fined heapum wampum a day and be dragged in front of a Code Enforcement Magistrate? He said, yep, that is what would happen. Of course that is what would happen.
 
The more I sit with Lee’s question, do I think corruption is involved?, the more I think maybe idiocy in Code Enforcement has nothing to do with this case. Somebody got smooched or stroked or promised something, or threatened with something. Code Enforcement needs no one’s permission to enforce the county code. Code Enforcement should cite Harley Stock and order him to tear down and get toted away Jamie Goodman’s wall, which Stock bought with his eyes wide open after being warned about it.  
 
Yeah, if Code Enforcement orders Stock to do that, he might (probably will) get David Paul Horan to appeal Code Enforcement’s citation to the Code Enforcement Magistrate, or to the County Commission sitting in its quasi-judicial capacity. So what.? Code Enforcement should enforce the county code and spare the people it is supposed to protect from having to go through the ordeal Lee Rohe’s client has endured.
 
I told Lee that if I were a county commissioner and got wind of this case back when, or even now, me and the county administrator, the growth management director and Lisa Granger would have ourselves a prayer meeting with Jesus over why Code Enforcement had not already gotten this straightened out all by itself. And if that prayer meeting did not get it straightened out, I would hang them all out to dry in plain view, like I’m doing now. And I would do it at a county commission meeting, so it would be carried over the county television station.
 
And then I might pick up the phone and call the State Attorney and file a criminal complaint against Code Enforcement staff for knowingly aiding and abetting a crime.
 
There is another post today on another kind of justice at goodmorningkeywest.com.
 
Sloan Bashinsky
 
keysmyhome@hotmail.com
 
goodmorningfloridakeys.com

the plot thickens – assisted living

Thursday, February 24th, 2011
Email back and forth yesterday with Jim Brooks, retired Navy, who serves as a public affairs officer for the Navy base that sprawls in and near Key West. The discussion was prompted by my comments in yesterday’s “Truman Waterfront” post on the proposed assisted living facility, and eventually the intrigue migrated over to Federal regulations that favor use of excess Federal land to help homeless people.
 
Sloan-

When we talk about what is affordable, you need to be careful what you’re talking about. That amount might not be affordable for a studio intended for someone who lives and works in the community but “assisted living” implies much more. There are obviously things built into the facility that affords extra “life style” amenities that cater to elderly or infirm residents. As I’m supporting my own 90 year old father and 82 year old mother, let me say that amount is VERY affordable if it allows them to move freely about the building and out to town. If I had to care for my parents here, there is no way they’d be able to move up and down the stairs of my home on Ramrod unless I installed an elevator. Also, neither I nor the rest of the drivers on US-1 want them driving to the Winn Dixie!

It’s unfortunate people have to leave the Keys because they can’t afford to live here. But let’s face the facts, if you want to live here, you need to be prepared to pay the price. If you want to live cheaper, I know you can buy homes off EBay in Detroit for the cost of a used car down here.

Jim

Hi, Jim.

Thanks for your input.

No argument here, the actual cost of assisted living for the elderly. High even in Detroit, I imagine. Even higher in Florida, I suspect.

No argument here either, if you can’t afford to live in the Keys, then do what Peggy did; move to where you can afford to live. This is not a problem our city or county governments should try to fix by giving the taxpayers’ land to developers.

Not persuaded, though, Key West should give the taxpayers’ land to an assisted living or any facility or venture without it producing appropriate revenue for the city. Nor am I persuaded the city should partner in a project that mostly is for the wealthy.

Nor should the city partner in a project that will house people not currently Key West residents.

The whole pitch, to begin with, was for elderly Key West people to have a place to live in Key West after they got to where they could not stay where they were living, to save them having to leave the area. Next thing, it’s pitched for elders as far up as Marathon, to fill the facility. Then, to further up the Keys and onto the mainland.

Do you really believe the $1100 studios will come to pass, and if so, for how long? How many times have we seen developments blessed by our city and county commissions because token parts of the developments were reserved for “affordable housing?” Then it turned out a bit different after the horse got out of the barn. Truman Annex in Key West comes to mind as one of those developents where the promised affordable housing didn’t pan out so affordable. Affordable housing in the Keys became a piece of shrimp on a mousetrap, a joke when it came out of developer’s and government officials’ mouths.

As I read your email, it came to me real strong, NAS Key West has lots of housing in Key West and nearby, and I hear some of it stands vacant. Any chance the Navy could donate/lend on a long, long lease spare housing for an assisted living facility? The Navy gave Key West this piece of Truman Waterfront now all up in the air, and before that the Navy tried to give the city the part of Truman Waterfront that Pritam Singh ended up getting and turned into posch Truman Annex, right? In the past, the Navy gave old housing to the city, which now is city affordable rental housing.

Looks to me like the Navy could solve this problem. If the Navy is so inclined, I think the assisted living facility should limit participation to residents within the Navy’s geographic domain down here, say from Rockland Key down to Key West.

Sloan

Sloan-

Regarding your opinion that the Navy is the solution, I opine it’s the local governments and community who has the solution. I offer you a bit of history about Navy providing land:

Regarding Truman Annex, the Navy wanted the city of Key West to have the former Naval Station property. The Navy did practically everything to make this happen including the preparation of the property transfer document. However the city commission refused to take it. The city’s refusal to accept the property led to the private auction by the General Services Administration. At this point, a community group could’ve purchased the property. Instead, Pritham Singh was the successful bidder.

Navy had excess housing when they sold the former Poinciana Housing to the city of Key West in circa 2000. There is land and buildings there owned by the city of Key West. Some may argue that more can be done with the property than what is currently there.

Truman Waterfront property has been transferred to the city. City processes are deciding how that land will be used. There are restrictions to parts of the plan drawn up in the mid to late 1990s. The Navy has been an active party in working with all parties to make use of the property as the city and community see fit.
In the past few years, the Navy has privatized military housing in Key West and now allows civilians rent homes that previously were restricted to military families. Rents are based on market rates.

So I guess that begs the question, what else can the Navy do that it hasn’t done already? Affordable housing is a community issue….and if you want to study history, it’s been a problem here since the late 1890s (when the first Florida real estate boom started). The problem isn’t going to be solved by the Navy providing land. The Navy has done that and the problem still exists.

Going back to the assisted living facility….I don’t know what the “requirement” is for such a facility. I am familiar with commercial assisted living facility models. Good or bad, I’m hampered by a military planning rationale that begs the first question: what is the requirement or need. Define that and then you can work courses of action. If in fact you’re going outside the community to ensure you have the right capacity, then I’d argue you didn’t define your requirement and the potential of excess capacity (ie. Excess expense) exists.

The voters of Key West made their say. That’s a good indication of community support, to me.

Jim

Hi again, Jim.

Thanks for the history lesson. I agree, Key West blew it and Pritam ended up with a prime piece of real estate for a song, and I can’t say the city has done all that well, so far, with the second Truman Waterfront offering from the Navy, which cost the city nothing, yes? Must look bizarre from the Navy’s side.

You did not say whether or not the Navy now has vacant housing in the Key West area. If it does, I still say this could be a solution.

After writing to you, I recalled hearing maybe a month ago that civilians are renting Navy housing over by Ft. Zach. Where all does the Navy rent housing to civilians?

I thought of the Poinciana property/housing after writing to you. I know some of it is used by Florida Keys Outreach Coalition, Samuel’s House, MARC House (yes?), and perhaps other special needs programs. And I think most of it is affordable rental housing for city residents.

Not sure what you mean by “the requirement” for an assisted living facility. It was the idea of some citizens, which ended up on a non-binding referendum in the 2007 election and passed by a pretty substantial margin. The city commission decided to go along with the referendum, but the people who had pushed for it had trouble putting the project together through a private contractor/developer due to the lousy economy and perhaps the economic feasibility of the facility once in operation.

It was admitted all along that Key West itself probably could not provide enough clients for the facility, and that, to me, was a deal breaker for the city. Why would it undertake to provide housing/care for people who did not live in the city, or at least near it, say on the county side of Stock Island where many people live who work in the city? What I saw was more of a desire than a need from the city’s perspective.

I heard a company was found that wants to do the assisted living facility and run it, if it can get the token lease. I suppose time will prove that out, and how it goes if it comes into being.

After our first email exchange, I got a call from Todd German saying I was wrong about there not being city land on Stock Island that could be used for an assisted living facility. He said the city has a few acres at the Easter Seal property, where it has been talked about putting the homeless day center. I chuckled to think what sort of commotion would occur if the two projects were put there side by side. Or if the assisted living facility pushed the homeless center out.

A bit of intrigue crossed the horizon when I recalled Peter Batty, who became a spokesperson at public meetings for the assisted living facility, solemnly telling the audience there was no other land and Truman Waterfront was the only place the asssisted living facility could be located, and if it did not happen there, then it would not happen. I remember having a sense that Peter’s words sealed the deal for it being located at Truman Waterfront. Maybe I’m out of it, but I don’t think anyone wanted the assisted living facility to be on Stock Island, near the golf course, near the jail and the sheriff headquarters, neat KOTS, near the city dump.

That land is near the lovely botanical garden and tropical forest. It is near bus stops where city buses come by frequently going to and from the hospital and North Roosevelt shopping centers. Ambulatory residents would have no trouble getting to the golf shop, the hospital, the community college, Regal Cinema, Publix, Sears, K-Mart, Winn-Dixie, Albertsons, Walgreen’s, the tennis courts at Bayview Park, and Old Town on city buses, which run from dawn until about 11 p.m every day. They wouldn’t even need cars to get around. I imagine the transit system could use more customers and the city streets less cars.

Somehow, I just can’t see the owners of homes in Truman Annex sitting still for city buses going in and out of there to serve an assisted living facility at Truman Waterfront. But then, I don’t see people pushing for the assisted living facility to be at Truman Waterfront riding city buses, despite how cheap they are, and aren’t discounts given to seniors and monthly-pass purchasers?

Darn, look at all what you and Todd went and stirred up.

Sloan

Sloan-

Navy has privatized our housing areas. Our partner is Balfour Beatty. They have vacant housing and people can apply for housing through them. For more information, go to their website at www.naskeywesthomes.com I know personally the rent for a 2 bedroom at Peary Courts is $2011/month which includes utilities.

When I said “requirement” I meant how many people in the community need to live in an assisted living facility. Yes, we’re talking exact numbers. Military planners like to know exactly what the requirement is before they figure out what courses of action to pursue. Key West had the facility on Stock Island. How many people resided there? How long was the waiting list? If you had a dozen people living there and no waiting list, is that the community’s need? I know voters didn’t disagree with an assisted living facility being built on the Truman Annex waterfront. But I go back to asking, what is the requirement and does what is to be built meet the need?

You might be interested that the transfer of excess Federal property favors the homeless under the Stewart B. McKinney-Vento Homeless Assistance Act. You can read about it here: http://www.psc.gov/administrative/federalprop/titlev.html

Jim

Thanks again, Jim, for filling in holes in my ignorance.

The rent at Perry Court for 2 BR seems close to market for Key West, perhaps a little below when utilities and I imagine parking are included in the rent.

I don’t recall the proponents gave a number for how many people in the community had who wanted to live in an/this assisted living facility. It looked to me like they reversed engineered by calculating how many people renting/buying units of different sizes and terms of years would make it work economically. Given they were looking from early on to offer the facility to people as far away as Marathon and even Key Largo suggested they did not see enough demand coming from the Key West area.

That brings me back to my objection all along: this never was viewed as a project just for Key West elders, and that is why I opposed it leading up to the 2007 referendum. I was running for mayor and got plenty of flack from some Key West seniors I knew pretty well. They didn’t seem to care where the people were found to make the facility work economically, or that the city wouldn’t get anything out of it; they just wanted to be able to live there.

I felt the same way when I was homeless: I just wanted a place to sleep inside, out of the weather and away from the bugs. Then, when I tried homeless shelters, I discovered I preferred the weather and the bugs.

I had heard of a regulation, or something, pointing toward the use of excess federal property for emergency shelters, and I think I told Jim Scholl [Key West's city manager, formr commander of the Navy base] about it and he said he would look into it. Or maybe it was Bob Shillinger at the county I told [Bob is chief asssistant county attorney]. Or maybe it was both. It occurred to me then that homeless shelters might almost fit into that. So thanks for this link, which shows what is offered for homeless people is much of what the Key West already has to some or greater degree and perhaps wants/needs more.

What is not offered is free Federal property to homeless individuals. The property has to go through the State, a municipality, or a non-profit that can take title to real estate. Do you know if Key West or non-profits like Florida Keys Outreach Coalition, Samuel’s House, Southern Homeless Assistance League ever applied for excess Navy Key West property? If so, about when and what property?

Thanks,

Sloan

Sloan-

It’s Peary Court, not Perry Court Peary was the Navy Admiral who made it to the North Pole, grandfather of Judge Peary Fowler Lt. Peary, helped construct the expansion of the Naval Station at the turn of the 20th century which is now Truman Annex

Yes, parking (car port is included in the rent). I rent in Peary Court and I keep an eye on the rental market in Key West for personal reasons. For the money, I can’t find a better value. I’m still looking though!

When you toss in the homeless living challenge with other issues, things can get complicated. There are federal regulations in place to prevent the homeless from being overlooked in communities who gain excess federal property. That’s not always in the forefront of some government’s thoughts when plans are devised. I’m familiar of some situations where federal agencies reminded local governments of this federal act. Right or wrong, it’s there and it needs to be addressed.

Jim

Right, Peary Court – my flub. Thanks for its name history, with local ties. Might use this conversation in tomorrow’s post. If so, will flag it to city officials and heads of non-profits on my email list involved in helping homeless people. Thanks. Sloan

 
Hmmmm. I can’t help but wonder if, under that Federal law Jim explained, the Truman Waterfront land the Navy gave to Key West really is suppposed to be used to help homeless people? And I can’t help but wonder why the Navy didn’t explain that when it deeded the land to the city?

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Truman Waterfront

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011

 
 
A former Key West resident’s critique of these comments by me in a recent post on Key West’s Truman Waterfront:
 
“I also never liked the elder facility being located at Truman Waterfront, or the city giving the property to a developer, or the facility soliciting elder residents from ouside the city limits. I felt such a facility should be limited only to full-time Key West residents. No snowbirds, in other words. I also feel such a facility should be located near the hospital, for obvious reasons, instead of in the most difficult part of Key West for ambulances to reach. I will be surprised, if the facility is built on Truman Waterfront, if it does not turn out to be a retirement home for rich people.”
 
Hi Sloan,

I know you all probably get very weary of my continuing to poke my head into something that’s (probably, again) considered none of my business by some, or maybe even many, since I left Key West a year ago. But, darn it, just because I couldn’t afford to continue to live there doesn’t mean I don’t still love the island or that my heart was in leaving it, ’cause it just isn’t so.

With that said, I’m going to poke once again and just offer this one thing: I believe that when Joan Higgs and the rest of the committee came up with the waterfront affordable senior housing/assisted living facility, they were sincere in believing if they put it within walking distance of Old Town, those who were still able to get around, via their own two feet, adult trikes, a facility shuttle – however they could get around, the socialization of getting out to go into the shops, Tropic Cinema, the galleries, bookstores, church, etc. would help to keep them more active mentally and physically because they would not be inclined to sit alone in a room staring at four walls instead of interacting with other human beings, as too many would be inclined to do if it were anywhere else. This, in turn, would keep them healthier for the life they have remaining. And, even if their daily activity consisted only of going outside their unit to watch the sunrise or sunset (or both) or going to a market on the waterfront for some fresh foods, they still would be better off because doing even these small daily activities would bring some degree of interaction with others outside their four walls, plus give them daily exercise of a pleasant nature.

Plus, when the committee was considering it, they knew the land had already been given to the city, whereas the city would have to buy land on Stock Island or anywhere else – if there were ‘anywhere else left to build down there’. I truly believe their hearts were in the right place on this, Sloan.

And, I’m sorry, I can’t buy that the ambulances would have a difficult time getting to them there because before any units were finished and occupied, there would have to be good access roads built directly to them. Most of the roads already exist and just have to have paving from the end of them to the facility. I’ve had to go to the hospital in Key West and I lived on Petronia at the time. There are few roads in Key West as narrow as Petronia between Whitehead and Duval where I lived but the ambulance just stopped in the middle of the street and if anyone wanted around it, he just waited or backed up and went somewhere else if he could manage it. It happened all the time with emergency vehicles, delivery vehicles, the Conch Train, etc, because there was no room to pass anyone.

Ambulances where I live now have to traverse difficult to get to areas all the time, either because of the amount of traffic on as many as four lanes one way or because of the conditions of some of the roads that might not be in incorporated areas – I know because I worked on one of the ambulances in my time and most of those places still exist – and people just move out of the way, even on the older one lane roads, so they can get through to the injured or ill person. And, traffic there on the busiest of days is nothing like here on any given day. After an ambulance picked up the elderly resident of the facility on the waterfront, it would have to go less than five miles from anywhere there, but here ambulances go much further than that to the patient or hospital on nearly every call. If a tourist or local not living on the waterfront got hurt while walking or riding a bike down at the Waterfront Park, would the ambulance not have to go to that person? Of course. Same difference.

Whether the facility would truly be affordable is another point, entirely, and I agree with you on that. I saw the last figures and if $1100 for a studio was the best they still can come up with, then no, it is not affordable and probably would become the home of the more affluent Key Westers, as you predict. That’s my primary reason for leaving Key West. That is not affordable housing in anyone’s book.

So, in concluding my poke into the business of current Key Westers, I do think having the facility there – not directly on the water, as it isn’t planned for being directly on the water, but within a few feet from the water – is a good idea for the same reasons Joan and the others gave us – the socialization and the convenience of getting out to the shops, theater, galleries, bookstores and other affordable places they like to go right there in Old Town. Yes, Tennessee Williams Theatre is on Stock Island, but how many can afford those prices on a fixed income? I rarely could after I moved down there, as I could when I was still working and a tourist. And, there’s one, maybe two galleries on Stock Island, but no bookstores which the elderly like to frequent (unless one’s just opened up). There’s no way anyone could get to Old Town from Stock Island if they no longer were able to drive, or the spouse was no longer able to drive, except to take the shuttle every time and that isn’t the best way to see Old Town and they’d always have to be concerned about schedules from out there. That would just add one more stress factor to their lives. They certainly could not ride a trike or bike there from Stock Island, even if the facility were on College Rd because there’s no sidewalks until they’d get to U. S. 1. They’d be crazy to ride on U.S. 1 coming into Key West or to try to walk across U. S. 1 to get to the art gallery or to watch the sun rise or set over the water. No, can’t see that as feasible at all.

Okay, I’ve poked enough so will take myself off to bed where I should have been hours ago!

Enjoy today, Sloan!

Peg

My response:
 
I agree with Peggy, the people who began this project were well-intentioned and not trying to profit from it.
 
As for $1100 not being affordable rent for a studio in this facility, I paid $1150 rent, utilities and one parking space included, for a city-designated affordable efficiency apartment just off Duval Street from March 2007-March 2010. The city had determined that was affordable rent. I had to sign special papers for the city, to keep the landlord able to rent the apartment under the city’s affordable rent program. I seriously doubt $1100 per month for a studio in the proposed Truman Waterfront assisted living facility is likely to pan out. More like $2000 a month if and by the time the dust settles.
 
I do not agree with Peggy’s ambulance argument. This facility has been billed as assisted living. Although not every resident would need assisted living help, many residents would. In all events, this facility would house elders and need easy access to ambulances. I suppose that is why the nursing home on Stock Island is situated near the hospital and its helipad. The nursing home keeps opening and closing, I suppose because it isn’t making money. I’m not convinced an assisted living faciliity on Truman Waterfront, or anywhere in Key West, would do any better. I don’t think the city should give land to a project that looks this iffy going in, no matter how noble the intentions are.
 
I agree with Peggy, there is no free land on Stock Island known to me, on which an assisted living facility could be built. Nor do I believe elders are entitled to waterfront living. Very few people in Key West have waterfront living, and those who do are, in most cases, wealthy. I remain convinced the proposed assisted living facility on Truman Waterfront would end up being a rich-people’s retirement home. The rich can afford assisted living care in their homes and do not need an assisted living facility. I am not sympathetic to the argument I have heard that local elders need to sell their large homes because they don’t need large homes any more, and so they can move into the proposed assisted living facility. They can sell their large home and buy a smaller home, or rent a small apartment or condo, and pay for assisted living care.
 
Peggy does not address my objection to a commercial developer being given city land on which to build a facility intended to house elderly people who live outside of Key West. I do not believe city assets should be given to private interests in any event, and certainly not to benefit people who do not live in Key West. It was acknowleged at public meetings that there would not be enough demand from within Key West to fill the elder facility and make it economically viable. It was said that it was hoped the facility could be filled from within the Keys, but if that didn’t happen, the facility would be marketed to elders living on the mainland.
 
Again, I believe the idea for this project was well-intended, but but if someone like Peggy could not afford to live there, that alone makes it not right for Key West to subsidize it. I realize that probably is a minority of one viewpoint, as is this idea: Key West is said to have more churches for its size than any city in America. Let the churches dig into their treasuries and build and operate, or pay someone to build and operate, an assisted living facility in or near Key West. Isn’t that what Jesus would tell them to do, if he were among us today?

On another Truman Waterfront front is today’s Key West Citizen – keysnews.com – article about Bill Spottswood wanting the City of Key West to allow Meisel & Spottswood to move ahead with a privately financed development of a mega-yacht marina at Truman Waterfront on terms similar to what business owners at Garrison Bite pay the city, a monthly rent or a percentage of gross sales if that is greater than the monthly rent. Spottswood says in the article that the idea for a mega-yacht marina originated in city documents back in 2002 and he and his group are simply following through on that.
 
Meisel & Spottswood appear to have given up trying to use public money to finance this project. If they get approval from the city and obtain private financing, they will have their own assets on the line to guarantee that financing. Several times, at city commission meetings and in my posts, I criticized Meisel & Spottswood for trying to use public money to finance a private business venture, instead of putting their own assets at risk. So this is a step in a better direction, even though I remain skeptical that a mega-yacht marina is a good idea. Time will be the proof of that, just as time was the proof of what kind of idea Beachside was, a Spottswood Taj Mahal condo development at the top of Key West. I don’t imagine the Spottswoods today think Beachside was a good idea. Nor, I don’t imagine, does the bank that financed it and Spottswoods’ individual partners in that devleopment.
 
I still feel the city should approach the Bernsteins and Walshes about developing the Truman Waterfront property under a 99-year token lease and the city getting one percent of the gross revenues, an easement over Admiral Cut, and Wisteria Island for a public park. Another minority of one report.
 
Sloan Bashinsky
 
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comic relief from the usual source, I tweaked them some to fit the Keys

I met a fairy in Key West yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.
 
“I want to live forever,” I said.
 
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!”
 
“Fine,” I said, “then I want to die after our politicians get their heads out of their asses!”
 
“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.

A psychologist was conducting a group therapy session at the de Poo clinic in Key West with four young mothers and their small children. 

“You all have obsessions,” he observed. 

To the first mother, Mary, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” 

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.” 

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child’s name, Brandy.” 

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, “Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Let’s pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.

 
 
A Key West couple wife were at home watching TV.


 

He had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.

 

She became more and more annoyed and finally said:  
 

“For God’s sake! Leave it on the porn channel, you already know how to fish!” 

Wisteria, Wisteria

Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011

Email exchange yesterday with an old friend in my hometown, Birmingham, Alabama, about a recent post critical of how the Wisteria Island development application was handled by Monroe County.

Hi, Sweetie– Haven’t written in a while but am following your jousts with great interest.  I didn’t read this entire post about the DRC and who has power to do what, but the woman (Deb?) who wrote to you said something that I wanted to talk about.  Did she say that the planning agencies are obliged to review every idea that comes along, and try to find a compromise that suits everybody?  I don’t think that can possibly be a goal or purpose of planning review.  I sit on the Birmingham Planning Commission, and most of us try to just say NO when something really sucks.  The City staff are the ones who have to make nice with applicants, but they make recommendations to the Commissioners, and we can accept them, change them, or reject them altogether.
 
If all the development proposals must be respected, we’re in deep serious trouble.  Poor besieged Keys–   keep up you hard but necessary work.
 
Love, Linda

 
Hi, Linda. Thanks for your thoughts and encouragement. Gosh, I didn’t realize you were a high city official.
 
Deb wrote her impressions. Our process is what you describe as Bham City’s process. Our county staff receive and process applications, negotiate with development applicants, then make recommendations to the Planning Commission, which then passes on its recommendations to the County Commission.
 
The Wisteria application was atypical because the whole deal hinged on another municipality, Key West, agreeing to participate. This was known from the day the application was filed. Also known at the beginning, Key West already had showed this development the door, when it tried to come in through the city annexing the island. Instead of dealing with that then, county staff proceeded as if there was no third party. Aggravating, county staff knew how Key West had slam-dunked this developer in 2007. Further aggravating, county staff actually adopted quite disingenuous arguments the developer was making, which clearly ran counter to the county’s comprehensive plan.
 
The merit of the application, the normal issues that any development had to be worked through under the county’s comprehensive plan and land use regulations, were entirely distinct from the fact that the developer was attempting to jam Key West with a fait acompli through the county. What kind of good neighbor would the city be, if the county approved the application and then the city told the county to take a hike, especially when the developer clearly would sue the county for a huge sum, if the city declined and the county then could not provide the infrastructure and services the development needed, which the county could not do due to physical remoteness of its assets from Wisteria Island.
 
I can’t prove it, but it would not surprise me that there was some sort of payola, not necessarily cash or equivalent, but payola nonetheless.
 
The previous Growth Management Director got caught after the fact for having gone offshore fishing with developers and their paid talking heads, before recommending their applications to the County Commission. By the time that fish tale came public, the County Commission had approved the applications, but, thankfully, this county was still under oversight by the Florida Department of Community Affairs, which oversaw all of our comp plan changes, which these developments required. DCA shot down the developments, and by the time they came back before the County Commission, two of the developer-friendly commissioners had been voted out of office, and somewhat more public-interest-oriented commissioners had replaced them. The development applications were denied and now I think those developers are in bankruptcy. Ironically, if those developers had not been egged on by county staff, they might not have gotten in so deep.
 
Back to the Wisteria application. The way county staff let the developers set it up, it would not have been put to Key West until after the County Commission and DCA both had signed off on it. What happened to derail that slick scheme was, at a county commission meeting, the County Mayor preemptively demanded county staff poll Key West, to see where it stood. So invited, the Key West City Commission, getting much earfuls of no way, Hosea from constituents, and resenting the end run attempt to jam the city, said no way, Hosea.
 
I told a friend of the developers that if they had come to me instead of to Jim Hendrick, my old chess-playing buddy, I could have saved them a great deal of money and grief. Ditto had I been on the County Commission. Once I got wind of that application, I would have made it an agenda item at the next county commission meeting because of the obvious cart before the horse and the enormous amount of time staff was going to have to put into the application, while having plenty of reason to guess how Key West would go on it. I would have tried to get the other commissioners to agree to instruct county staff to poll Key West then, to save the city, the county, the taxpayers, and the developer a lot of time, money and grief.
 
Perhaps I’m crazy, but I believe someone who has the title Director of Growth Management, and several county departments under her, and a nice salary and benefits, should be smart and responsible enough to make that call, instead of proceeding like a robot that is not paid to think.
 
That’s more than you asked for, but maybe it will star in a post. You are used to starring roles, oui?
 
Ciao.
 
Sloan
 
Email exchange yesterday with a former Key West resident regarding recent Wisteria Island posts:
 
Dear Sloan,

Please pass my condolences on to Naja and her family. The Girards are nice people I met when her little boy’s book came out a few years ago.

Kahlil Gibran is my favorite philosopher and I have the poem on death she quotes. My favorite of all his works is The Prophet. Such a wise man and such a brave man to have hung on for as long as he could against the evil in his native land. (I took belly dancing once for exercise and relief from stress, and my dancing name, Kaleah, came from Kahlil, Karen, my oldest daughter, and Suzy, my youngest’s middle name, Leigh. I didn’t do the dancing long (should have, as I was still a really trim person, then) but the name stuck, of course, as my AOL address.)

I, too, find it sad what’s happened to Wisteria Island and have wondered what they could have done to destroy the pines like that. Of course, it is the Bernsteins’ property to do with as they wish, but I wish they’d have left it as it was and just donated it to the city for a beautiful natural beach, naturist beach, whatever – anything but what it seems is going to happen to it, no matter what anyone else wants – another Sunset Key to block Key West’s beautiful sunsets on the water.

I’m sorry but, even though, granted, the county has paid for the island’s clean-up and the people have enjoyed it all these years, which seems as though it should entitle the people of the county to its use, forever, sort of like a common-law marriage, I think it’s inevitable that’s what will happen one day (the development) because money always seems to speak loudest down there.

I do agree with Naja, that if Fish and Wildlife tags the vessels because they are on ‘public property’, that sends quite a mixed message to the public.

I had to laugh when he claimed Wisteria was not an “offshore island”, wondering when they picked it up and connected it to the mainland.

Best of luck to the Girards and all of you who continue to fight, without hope, it seems, for this (once) beautiful little island to remain so.  By the way, I love your rainbow poem, Life, Sloan.

Enjoy this beautiful day.
 Peggy

Hi, Peggy. Thanks. Apologies for so long replying. This Wisteria thing seems to run very deep, given how much I have written on it. Wish I knew where this curious trail I’m trying to stay on is going, but surprise rules the day. The Prophet and the two biographies affected me in ways I could only feel back in the early 1990s, when Gibran stumbled into me, so to speak. That was around the time the rainbow imagry, visions and poems came from out of nowhere. Another life, sometimes there are flashbacks; maybe some day they will play out in ways I didn’t see back then. Most things deep keep at it even unobserved. Sloan

Historically, money does seem to have always spoken the loudest down here, although Hurricane Wilma seemed not to be too concerned about that. Looks to me like Mother Nature and God are conspiring to try to create new priorities. No predictions, other than to say I don’t think Those Two are going to go down without a helluva fight.

Sloan Bashinsky

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There is a conprehensive post on Keys Overnight Temporary Shelter (KOTS) today at this link: goodmorningkeywest.com  

dream walk, earth walk, fire walk – La Résistance

Monday, February 21st, 2011
La Résistance, St. Jeanne d’ Arc
 
This Lincoln’s Birthday post provides a snapshot into the madness that is my job. Madness by this world’s definition.
 
After putting up yesterday’s “dreaming and activism” post and eating breakfast, I lay down for a siesta, pondering what might be signals pointing me toward my next writing assignment and other matters about which I was wondering. I dreamt of going different places in my car, never getting to the destination and not always driving very well. Then, Roy Stone was in the car with me. I woke up, wondering what he came to tell me?
 
Then, I found myself thinking of this recent comment from Roy about something I had posted about Carl Jung:
 
I see it does not take you long to spot the hypocrite in someone. I am referring to Carl Jung’s affair with Sabina Spielrein. I guess you have the right; since you are quick to point out the logs in your own eye.
 
Then, I thought about the ending of yesterday’s “dreaming and activism” post:
 
Three nights before 911, a voice I had come to trust with my life and my soul asked me in my sleep, “Will you make a prayer for a divine intervention for all of humanity?” I awoke and asked for a divine intervention for all of humanity. I don’t know if the prayer was answered. Maybe I didn’t know what to look for. Maybe it came and I didn’t see it.
 
What I did see was, on the one year anniversary of being asked that, I was asked the same thing again by the same voice in my sleep, and that time, in my sleep, I asked for a divine intervention for all of humanity, and then I said, “And let it begin in me!” It’s been pretty much awful for me ever since.
 
For me, stone has a special meaning. Two special meanings, actually. The first meaning is about leaving no stone unturned; looking hard in the mirror until there is nothing about me I don’t know and am doing something about. The second meaning has to do with this poem that fell out of me in the spring of 1994:
 
Who invented the rule that poetry must rhyme, have pentameter, be cast into verse? Yes, please tell me who invented that really silly rule? Surely it wasn’t the maker of the first stone – otherwise, there’d be no stones to break all those slaving rules!
 
Then, I found myself pondering the distemper in Key West over towing companies’ high towing fees and them taking a lot of out-of-town people’s vehicles to impounds. It seemed like piracy, and while it had pissed me off when I first learned of it, it finally started seeming to me like it was totally in keeping with Key West’s politics and its salty history.
 
Then I pondered something else I had seen in the recent news, and then I wrote:
  
The apparent impending drastic reduction in state funding for non-profits involved in homeless issues, which might put some of those non-profits out of business and close shelters and even rehab clinics. As valuable as many people think these outfits are, my own experience and observation is they mean well but don’t seem to have much success turning chronic homeless people and chemical addicts around. The non-profits’ success is heavily weighted toward helping local people who recently went homeless for reasons beyond their control and who want to get back into mainstream living as soon as possible.
 
Perhaps, therefore, the new homeless are who the non-profits should focus on trying to help, and let the local churches provide for the area’s chronic homeless people, through soup kitchens, clothes’ pantries and medical help when it is needed. And perhaps the municipalities back off treating homeless people as criminals, simply because they don’t have a place to sleep inside at night.

  
I suppose I have had as much experience with homeless people as anyone in the Keys, who is trying to assist or regulate or get rid of them. Wouldn’t surprise me if I have had even more experience, since I was homeless for a good while in Key West. I lived on the street, ate at soup kitchens, slept outside at night, playing hide-and-go-seek with Key West police officers.
 
I also lived in homeless shelters in Key West, which required residents to take urine tests and be drug free to enter and remain in the shelter program. Residents had to attend AA or NA meetings daily, to remain in the shelter, which I did even though I was not afflicted with chemical addiction. I saw first-hand how people in those programs fared, and I was not impressed because I didn’t see anyone in the meeting rooms who sounded or acted like he/she had turned his/her life over to God. Nor did I hear that approach discussed in those rooms, even tough that’s what the first three steps of the Twelve Steps are about.
 
Key West’s KOTS shelter on Stock Island does not do urine tests; it lets anyone in no matter how drunk or shot up. I imagine nintey percent or better of the homeless who use KOTS cannot pass a urine test. I imagine that has a lot to do with why they do not enter residence shelter programs. I imagine that if Key West required residents of KOTS to be chemical free, KOTS would go out of business from lack of enough customers.
 
This has no chance of happening, but if Key West and the Keys truly want to help homeless people, the one thing that could be done would be to ban the sale and possession of alcoholic beverages throughout the Keys, with stiff penalties applied to violators. This is a fact: people addicted to alcohol or any other socially acceptable drug, including prescription narcotics, tobacco, caffeine or sugar, put obtaining that drug ahead of obtaining food, paying the rent or anything else. For their addiction has become their God. Take away their God and you at least give them a chance to find the real God.
 
A pilot for this radical suggestion could be tried in local AA and NA and rehab programs. Get all drugs out of those programs, including sugar, caffeine and tobacco. Then see how many people remain in those programs and get better and do not fall back into substance abuse. Not very many will succeed, I wager.
 
All that pondering made me sleepy and another siesta came with dreams interspersed with waking, pondering, and getting bits of information on my relationship to-with Jesus. The dreams seemed much weightier than normal; as if all that had gone before was mere kids stuff. It left me feeling like saying, “Oh, shit!.” Not in the sense I had done anything wrong, but in the sense of what might get laid on me. When I finally awoke fully, I reached for Miss Kitty napping beside me and wept. Perhaps there was no need for that; perhaps it was not going to be as awful as I feared it would be, but I had yet to see a paradigm shift in my life that did not cause me to feel pushed beyond my limits. I figured that might have something to do with my feeling for three days like I was eating powdered concrete.
  
So I left Walden and the madness with the powdered concrete, and spent about an hour at Looe Key Tiki Bar, listening to real good live local talent music, having a club sandwich and drinking a Yeungling, and talking some with a fellow who bought me the beer. A fellow most people in the Keys know or know who he is. A down home guy I see at Looe Key nearly every time I go in there. It’s his poor-man’s country club; it’s a lot of locals’ poor man’s country club. He said he reads my posts, which was news to me, and he wished I would stop writing about wishing I wasn’t alive any more. I thanked him, said that made me feel good to hear. I said, if it weren’t for Looe Key Tiki Bar, and Coco’s Kitchen and the Cracked Egg on Big Pine Torch Key, I would go crazy. Those three places are like family for me.
 
When I got back to Walden and Miss Kitty, I found this email from Sandy Riddle, whom people around these parts used to know as Sandy Downs.
  
In Key West this evening around 7:30, a Scott Bros. tow truck was in a shopping plaza hooking up a perfectly legitimate parked car. I said with a smile, “Ah, the evil towing companies..”…

 
The big man driving the tow truck said to me in front of my 13 year old son, “The car is broke down, BITCH!!!”.

Now , I have a thing or two to say about this tow company, Scott Bros. But let’s start with where the problem started several years ago with all tow companies here in the Keys. They are not regulated by ANYONE at all since DOT gave up their oversight. They are supposed to operate under standards that are as strict as the Bond Agencies. All of their lots have to be locked, secure and noticed, towed vehicles have to be available to the owner for pick up 24 hours a day. They have to have an office with their licenses , etc. on the walls where all can see them…rates have to be posted, etc. Well, suffice it to say that I only know of Arnold’s and Alex’s being legal. When I reported the heinous acts of Scott Bros. years ago, the Key West commissioners ignored me. No one would do anything about the wars going on amongst the tow companies…mainly wars against the legitimate and friendly two companies…Alex’s and Arnold’s. See the big money involved and the lack of oversight caused an influx of people wanting to get into this game…and when the timing was right they did. I had a run in with Scott Bros a few years back and here was what was going on with them then….Scott Bros. at that time listed their office address as a place that did not exist as a towing office. They also towed vehicles to a lot on Stock Island that was not zoned for storage and did not meet the legal standards of a tow lot, and they would not allow you to retrieve your vehicles unless you paid cash. They also would not allow you to get your documents out of your vehicle to prove it was yours and so they kept your vehicle locked up until you went to the DMV or other agencies and got new registrations, titles or whatever to prove it was yours. This allowed them to keep your vehicle for many more days at a rate of whatever they chose to inflict on you, because the rates were supposed to by law be posted, but they weren’t. Well to make a long story short, it seems somewhere Scott Bros. had a friend or two covering for them if anyone complained. There was also a lot of vandalism to Arnold’s and Alex’s property at this time. Now , I don’t know about you all, but an unregulated industry that can take possession of one of the most expensive assets you own, tow it to a lot in an illegal area, extort money out of you and demand you pay cash, and not be available to give you back your vehicle 24 hours a day as is required by law …..with nothing you can do about it,….because the budget cuts caused a lack of oversight for this industry when DOT got out of it…. Well, go figure, now there is trouble. If the Commissioners really understood what had happened, you would think in this tourism driven economy they would stop this madness NOW!
 
On another note, concerning the dog walking case on Christmas Tree Island, the historian to see about the past usage of Christmas tree Island would be the librarian that was written about several weeks ago in the Citizen. I am having a brian fog right now, and can’t remember his name,…help me here.

 
Tom Hambright…is that it?

My reply:
 
Something like that (the librarian’s name).
 
Been pondering the tow company brouhaha for a couple of days, then arrives your story as one who’s been there, done that.
 
I’ve been in a peculiar mood lately, and something about this scam makes me sort of chuckle. Maybe I wouldn’t chuckle, if I ever had a vehicle towed away while I was gone off doing something. But since I haven’t, I find myself comparing the towing devils to pirates of old. So maybe the towing devils are in sync with Key West’s mystique and spirit. Maybe the towing devils even operate under modern day Letters of Marquis, in the form of backroom deals with certain government officials, who receive a kickback out of each heist’s ransom.
 
In all events, I feel the Tourist Development Council and Chamber of Commerce should add the towing devils to the list of things to be on the lookout for when visitors come down to Key West. Other things the TDC and Chamber need to add to the be on the lookout for list, in the spirit of full transparency we hear so much about these days, is the frequent near-shore water pollution, the MRSA pandemic, the increasing number of dengue fever cases, and the risk of being proselytized to death by crazed Christians who make the holy hajj to the American city that has more churches per capita than any other American city, and more depravity than any other American city. An evangelist’s wildest wet dream come true. What do I know? Maybe if there were no towing devils to ravage and plunder the Christian pilgrims, they would all settle in Key West and cause all the native heathens to move to some place more to their taste. Some place like near Looe Key Tiki Bar. Might drive the price of real estate around there sky high!
 
Just call me Atilla Realty.

 

Meanwhile, today’s comic relief, last down below, sort of sums up yesterday, except for the brief escape to Looe Key Tiki Bar. The joke was sent in by a lower Keys amiga who doesn’t like her name appearing in what I post. In her defense, she is surrounded by big sharks who hate my guts and could make her life right miserable with little effort. Not in her defense, Sandy Riddle has taken big sharks head-on many times, and while she has many bite marks in her hide, the big sharks’ hides don’t look so good either. Sometimes I wonder if Sandy is Joan of Arc come back. Most members of The Resistance would do well to study up on Sandy. As would most people. Here’s something she sent to me maybe two years ago.
 
I cry out from my within my soul, a place filled with such grief that only
my subconscious ventures there
Out of fear of never returning from the guttural screams and wails, I
awake only to find the world to which I am returning, the war that is not
finished…..
The principalities, the powers, the unseen,
Einstein measured math and explained the unexplainable.
There is no formula for this world though, the war between good and evil.
It was attempted , the explanation many and many times in the past
with the Koran, the Bible, the tribal languages.
In writings and in generations passed down time and again.
The invisible weapons.
The Indians trying to explain a gun to the village.
No comprehension, no words to describe the terror of it.
The tribe saw his fear as he explained in terrifying images,
the death of his friend and brother.
The village looked on. Was he crazy? He tried so to convince them.
He warned them.
He knew the weapons would come on the shoulders of the evil warriors.
Calling for the heads of the Indians on a platter,
like John the Baptist, delivered.
Where were the laws of the U.S. then? Where were the Courts?
What was the difference? They called for the heads to be delivered on
platters.
They still do.
The principalities, the powers of darkness, calls for heads everyday.
And unknowingly you choose your side.
When the Indians, the homeless, the children are not worth standing and
fighting for, you have become a tool of darkness, watching the deliverance
of the Saints.
“Don’t be surprised when they hate you”, said Jesus, “for they hated me
first without a cause.”
But that is terrifying. Who wants to be hated?
We run a popularity contest in the U.S.
We can’t win, can’t succeed without our friends. Then what would be the
measure of our worth?
Jesus said his saints would be like the salt of the earth scattered abroad.
Some have lost their savor. How many are left?
Few, outnumbered, holding the ground, fighting the wars of the unseen.
And the village hears of the weapons and can’t imagine, so they prepare not.
How do you prepare for the unbelievable?
“Only with God, the armor of the Lord, and the Holy Spirit”, says Jesus.
But these words are pungent in the ears of the Christians, the civilized.
“No heads are called for”, they say. Yet they are, by Satan everyday.
And the idle stand by and do nothing as the saints are delivered,
And the idle claim innocence of the blood of it all,
because they carried not the gun to slaughter the Indians, the Jews, the
homeless, the children, the Saints.
But I tell you truth, idle ones, you are guilty!
You chose not to engage in the battle and the battle engaged you,
knowingly or not.
When you said, “No”, to the chosen, you said, “Yes” to Satan.
You said, “Yes, Satan carry on and deliver him on the platter, but I want
no part of it.”
You watched the slaughter but raised not a word in protest.
Fear of losing the popular friends, fear of becoming the salt of the earth
scattered about and preyed on by Satan and his devouring angels.
Why would Satan destroy one of his own? Of course not.
He would not target the idle, who allow him to deliver the heads on the
platters.
The ones he despises are the workers of God, the salt of the earth.
Where is their army, where is their law?
We believe we live by rules. We live by rules other than those we see.
The rules were written, they tell us the price.
They are written in the Bible, in the Holy books of old.
We read with our lips and see with our eyes but believe not in our heart.
Or we would become the salt, the persecuted, sawn asunder, living in
caves, destitute, beheaded, tortured in prison and so the Book goes.
And so the sale is void. There are no takers.
They want none of the hardships of the Lord elect.
Those promised, those delivered.
The idle fall by the wayside, planted shallow, planted on rocks,
Yielding nothing but thorns.
And Jesus says, “It is hard to kick against the pricks.”
The pricks of the fallen, the fence walkers, they will not choose a side.
The side is too torturous that bears the eternal promise.
The other side, Satan’s side, is full of success, victory in this world,
and awards and accolades.
The elect sleep without a home, without a country, alone with our wounds
with only God to comfort us.
Speaking to the unseen as our only friend.
“Too hard” the idle say. “Not appealing.”
Then go and take your reward. Sit alongside as they deliver the heads on
platters,
And know…. you will have your reward! For it is written.
It can’t be seen, but it is explained in the Book, the Bible;
You have chosen even if you refuse to.
You have chosen if you are not engaged.
You are not the salt of the earth if you are comforted, and popular.
No words of Jesus offered prosperity.
No words of Jesus have offered rewards here on earth.
Jesus spoke of trials and tribulations, and persecutions on earth.
Only above from the Father in a world yet to be seen, will our efforts be
rewarded.
In a world Einstein could not explain.
In a world where the formulas work, but no man can figure them out.
In a world too grand.
“Do you understand how I hung the moon and the stars?”, said God.
“Then how can you understand things greater?
They only heard from the Indian, who had seen the gun.
They didn’t recognize the evil ones who carried it.
Nor did they know when the evil ones would come,
or how many there would be.
But the heads have been called for and surely they will be delivered,
as always.
And the platters with the blood will be full,
And your hands will not be clean if you sit idly by,
And you will be rewarded with your portion for the killing.
It is written.
 
Sandy is a dreamer. She sometimes has dreams for me, about me, which help me see through the dark glass less dimly. As does an amigo in Key West, who used to operate the inner city day shelter for runaway and street kids.
 
The numbers leading off the comic relief below have encoded meaning in the madness that is my life away from the blessed down home family retreats honored above. The numbers mean: Father, Son, Holy Ghost.
 
Sloan Bashinsky
 
 
 
1 + 2  =  3  
 
Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything…tutors, mentors,  flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math.  
 
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him In the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn’t even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying.  
 
Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner.  
 
To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.  
 
This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.  
 
Finally, little Zachary brought home his report Card.. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, His Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, Little Zachary got an ‘A’ in math.  She could no longer hold her curiosity.. She went to his room and said, ‘Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?’ Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.. ‘Well, then,’ she replied, Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT?’  
 
Little Zachary looked at her and said, ‘Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren’t fooling around.’  

dreaming and activism

Sunday, February 20th, 2011

Excerpts from mail back and forth with a member of The Resistance living down Key West way, prompted by day before yesterday’s ”life and death – Wisteria Island” post.

Sloan,  This is a good article, however  from my point of view,  the DRC staff is in a hard place.  They have to assess ALL development ideas brought to them, within  the guidelines that exist.  They have to be neutral as far as thinking it is a “good idea” or a “bad idea”.  I have been at many meetings, the most recent concerning putting an RV park on the Sugarloaf Lodge property.  They presented a compromise plan to try to keep both sides satisfied.  They listen to both sides and do their job.  If their plans are not acceptable to a group of people, then those people need to rally support and try to stop or change the plans.  There are several opportunities to stop unwanted developments along the permitting process.  We, the citizens pay staff salaries.  We elect our officials. We have the power.  We just have to use it.[ re: Egypt]  Deb

Hi, Deb. Your email puzzles me, because you attended the county meetings on Wisteria. You saw Growth Management do just what I wrote today that they did. I published quite a few posts about it back then and you did not disagree and encouraged me to keep writing and attending public meetings on Wisteria.
 
I don’t think I was alone in being incredulous that county staff spent so much time on Wisteria while not having a clue, nor even seeming to think it was relevant, what Key West might do. After the jolting reality check in Old City Hall, and getting some earfuls from Sylvia Murphy and, I imagine, other county commissioners, Christine Hurley and her staff did a 180 and started sounding like they worked for the county and the taxpayers, and not for the Wisteria developers.
 
I heard yesterday that it does not seem Wisteria has been assigned the FLUM designation it was told by the county commissioners to come up with, which will limit Wisteria to just 2 or perhaps as many as 5 homes being built on it. Don’t know what’s up with that, do you?
 
I have been to other county meetings where Christine and her staff were involved. Yes, they have tough job, balancing all the diverse interests. I did not see anything at those meetings that alarmed me about county staff, although I remain not terribly thrilled with the county paying Keith & Schnars $1,000,000 to facilitate the development of a new comp plan, which Christine and her staff could have done, if the county commission had told them to do it. 
 
Sloan  

Yes Sloan, I think we are on the same page.  The way I see it, it is not the DRC’s job to tell applicants how to do things. They can advise, but they are the employees.  Yes, they spent WAY too much time on the Wisteria stuff and the BOCC made sure after the fact that they need to be properly compensated BY the applicant if they spend an excessive amount of time on an application.  The hearing of the FLUM designation for Wisteria is on the March 23rd I think.  Check the BOCC agenda when it is closer.  Naja and I have met with Growth Management to get it right.  Bernstein is planning to try to get a whole different FLUM as they insist that Wisteria is SO unique   Etc. Etc.  They will try that at some point.  We need to be vigilant.  Please get out of you dream mode and back on the activist list.  No Name goes before Keys Electric on March 23rd.  As far as we know, no application for a declaratory judgment has been filed as yet.  Then there is the channel dredging issue.  Yikes!!!!

Hi again, Deb.
 
Not sure we are entirely on the same page with Wisteria Island application. This was not your typical application, as it depended entirely on Key West coming on board, which the developers and county staff knew was a crapshoot. Clearly, the developers intended to put pressure on Key West to come on board by getting county and DCA approval. County staff clearly knew this and played along, instead of declining to play at all until the Key West question mark was resolved.
 
Do you remember Mitch Garvey arguing at a county meeting, just because the comprehensive plan says the county is supposed to discourage development in remote areas doesn’t mean the county cannot allow development there? Mitch spoke for Growth Management, including Christine Hurley, when he said that. I told him during a break that he sounded like he was bought. When he was unresponsive, I said it again and asked if he heard me? He said, yes, but he was not bought. I said he acted like it.
 
Heather Carruthers got very angry after the town hall meeting she hosted on Wisteria, when I told her off to the side that it was cart before the horse, when it all hinged on Key West. She said the developers were entitled to due process, or something like that. I already knew from her demeanor chairing the meeting that she also was in the developers’ pocket. Her due process argument and anger nailed it shut, as far as I was concerned.
 
The morning after the Key West City Commission declined for the city to get involved in the Wisteria development, the developers withdrew their application from that day’s county commission agenda. During the ensuing discussion, Heather praised county staff for the way they had handled the Wisteria application. What should have been done was rake county staff over the coals in plain public view. I imagine some commissioners did that privately, for staff then started singing an entirely different tune about Wisteria Island.
 
Your first email to me yesterday, telling me, it seemed, I was mistaken about county staff in the Wisteria deal, and taking up for them, left me more than puzzled. If left me wondering if you had lost your mind? If you trying to butter up county staff? If you were trying to be politically correct? I was outright alarmed. You are part of The Resistance. You are not supposed to pamper or take up for county or city staff who sell out to developers.
 
As we learned last week, we have the same thing brewing in City Hall over Truman Waterfront. You see how I dealt with that in today’s “taming the beast – Key West” post. Unlike Christine Russell, and I imagine quite a few other people, I’m not willing to pretend, or hope, it was not a sneak attack reminiscent of the stuff we saw happen around Safe Harbor during the reign of the last version of the Gang of Three county commission. I’m not willing to kiss and make up with people I don’t see looking out for the public interest.
 
Perhaps your advice for me to stop dreaming and get back into activism was well-given, as today I addressed Truman Waterfront head-on. However, my dreams the past two days pointed me in that direction. My dreams always point me toward what I am to take on, and then my dreams lead me through it and correct me when I get mixed up or upside down in my thinking. So in that sense, it would be a very big train wreck if I stopped dreaming. I would be totally lost, blind, deaf and dumb, because my dreams tell me what I need to know about everything I’m involved in, including personal matters.
 
For example, on both business and personal fronts, during the Wisteria saga, Jim Hendrick came to me in dreams, to explain how he was setting the county up for a nasty taking lawsuit. I wrote about that back then, but given ongoing effort to revive the Wisteria development, it probably needs to be said again. Jim and the Bernsteins and Walshes are nowhere near close to accepting defeat. .

I will continue to monitor the No Name Key situation. I view No Name as a last stand for Mother Nature in the Keys. As No Name goes, so will the Keys eventually go. Wisteria Island is similar to No Name in that respect.
 
Sloan

There is one other aspect of the Wisteria Island saga that came up again yesterday, in a Key West Citizen - keysnew.com – about the tresspass case being prosecuted against two men for being on the beach out there. Only one part of that case interests me: the public easement defense raised by one of the defendants, or perhaps by both of them. As I understand the law, if a property owner allows public use of the owner’s land for a long enough period of time, then the public acquires the right to continue using the land. If a public right to use the Wistera beach areas has been established in that way, then that is a good defense to the prosecution, in my opinion. It also is something the developer is stuck with in all future attempts to develop the island, for once a public easement is created in this way, it remains a public easement. 
 
Sloan

keysmyhome@hotmail.com
 
goodmorningkeywest.com, goodmorningfloridakeys.com 

 
The comic relief today is the above post.
 
I found two cheery posts on yesterday’s Coconut Telegraph of bigpinekey.com.
 

“Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government. And paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people and sending them off to distant lands to die of foreign fevers and foreign shot and shell.”  New York Times Co. v. United States -  US Supreme Court – June 30, 1971

*Number of Iraqis slaughtered since The U.S. invaded Iraq-1,421,933

*Number of U.S. Military Personnel sacrificed (Officially acknowledged) in America’s War on Iraq:  4,754 

*Number of  International Occupation Force Troops slaughtered in Afghanistan-  2,330

*Cost of War in Iraq & Afghanistan- $1,154,121,429,003

 

 
Last night, I watched on television part of a documentary of US Marines taking a small town in Afghanistan from the Taliban. Two things leapt out at me. First, the marines seemed to have a sporting event attitude toward rousting and killing Taliban; like it was a game they enjoyed. Second, some civilian adults and children were killed in an explosion detonated by the Marines, and the way it was handled to make the peace was the families were paid $1,500 a head for their dead relatives.
 
Let us not forget our current president, who promised change and hope in his bid for the office, whom his followers believed would end the Bush wars, did not end the Bush wars but continued them in much the same vein Bush had fought them. Yes, the same president did that, who accepted the Nobel Peace Prize for doing absolutely to deserve it. What a sickness, America, that it elects such presidents.
 
Three nights before 911, a voice I had come to trust with my life and my soul asked me in my sleep, “Will you make a prayer for a divine intervention for all of humanity?” I awoke and asked for a divine intervention for all of humanity. I don’t know if the prayer was answered. Maybe I didn’t know what to look for. Maybe it came and I didn’t see it.
 
What I did see was, on the one year anniversary of being asked that, I was asked the same thing again by the same voice in my sleep, and that time, in my sleep I asked for a divine intervention for all of humanity, and then I said, “And let it begin in me!” It’s been pretty much awful for me ever since.
 
SB

taming the beast – Truman Waterfront

Saturday, February 19th, 2011

Christine Russell’s reply to day before yesterday’s be drunken, lovely trollops & dastardly termites post about the Truman Waterfront sneak attack in Key West. My reply follows.

Sloan,

I have to give you my thoughts on your posting yesterday regar ding what the hell is going on with this Waterfront Park business.  For the life of me, I can not figure it out!  I want to tell you I believe this has become so convoluted that NO ONE knows how to tame this beast.  Let’s look at what we have here:  We have a City Commission and Mayor that I truly believe WANTS a park to move forward.  We have Resolution #09-249 where the City sitting as the LRA approved the “award of request for proposal #08-011…. to Meisel and Spottswood Marina Mgt Co LLC……” I don’t think anyone in the City knows what to make of that or HOW to deal with it!  According to that RFP that was approved, MSM and the City were to “prepare a timeline binding upon the proposer for approval by the City Commission” that was never created and has further added to the confusion.  Then we have citizens (like those who wanted to do a Key West Commons referred to as the Commoners) who are screaming it is time for our park!  So what do we have besides a mess?  I think we have a breakdown in COMMUNICATION.  I have heard several different stories about that Resolution that was initially posted on the LRA agenda for this week, and one of the problem is - the stories via different Administrative staff are all different – so the City has to understand why we are all suspicious!  Look – the bottom line on all this is: WE ALL HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER TO GET THIS PARK DONE.  When I say ALL I am talking about our City Staff, our Commissioners and Mayor, Truman Waterfront Advisory Board, the citizens of Key West, and Miesel-Spottswood.  I will tell you I have had some nice conversations with Bill Spottswood – may surprise you!  I believe he is as unhappy as the rest of us.  Not to put words in his mouth but I think he feels like he is getting a bunch of double-talk too.  

Someone told me the other day they heard Bill was ”sweet-talking” me!  First, let me say, you, and anyone else who knows me, KNOW I can NOT be “sweet – talked”!  Next let me say I think Bill sought me out as he saw that I was involved in trying to get something going out there, and let me say again – WE ALL HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER TO GET THIS PARK DONE. I will tell you, Bill and I do not agree on everything regarding the park.  You will never agree with someone on everything.  My friends and I agree on a lot of things, we have some  VERY different ideas on national politics and other topics.  Bill and I have mainly discussed the upland development of the park.  I think we have some differences on a marina, but we really have not discussed that topic – it is the upland the City wants to move forward on now.  What we do have to realize and ask now is: How will our park impact a marina?  How will a marina impact our park?  How much additional traffic? How much land is required?  and for what support facilities?    I have mentioned this has to be a VERY WELL THOUGHT OUT COHESIVE PLAN in which we need answers about the 6.6 acres referred to as those of the BCCLT, AND the acreage for the senior housing – that literally cuts the park in half!  We need senior housing, but as I have said before THIS IS NOT THE BEST SPACE FOR THEM!  TWAB (Truman Waterfront Advisory Board) has in their recommendations to the City that a ‘professional PARK PLANNING FIRM be chosen through the City’s RFQ (request for qualification) or appropriate process’ to integrate the components of a park they have identified through public input. 
 
If you have not seen the recommendations from TWAB I will include them at the end of this email.
 
In a recent recent conversation with Bill, he said he has no problem with the City SEPARATING THE UPLAND FROM THE MARINA!  Read that again. Don’t believe me – talk to Bill!  I think it is something the city needs to do to move forward. The City seems to have an agenda some have talked about of developing the park themselves over a 4 or 5 year period, but no one has brought this forward to formalize it – maybe this will happen at the LRA meeting on Thursday March 3rd at 5 PM at Old City Hall – I WOUlD ENCOURAGE EVERY CITIZEN TO ATTEND THIS VERY IMPORTANT MEETING IF THEY HAVE AN INTEREST IN WHAT HAPPENS TO OUR WATERFRONT PARK - THIS COULD BE THE MOST IMPORTANT MEETING YET. 
 
Also as far as PARK PLANNERS GO, one TWAB member has suggested Projects for Public Spaces – a NON-PROFIT organization that has been assisting communities all over the world plan their public space for over 40 years.  Please take a look at what they have done at www.pps.org  What I like about them is they take a bottom up approach.  Instead of a Planner coming in and planning our park for us, they work with us (we citizens and our city) to plan our own park!  How cool is that – we get the park WE WANT!  They of course draw up the design – but with OUR INPUT!
 
So Sloan, I say to you and to your readers – WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER TO GET THE PARK WE ALL WANT.   If you have never come to a city meeting before – PLEASE come and provide your input at this IMPORTANT meeting on Thursday, March 3rd 5:00 at Old City Hall on Green St behind Sloppy Joe’s.
 
I have not intended to represent anyone elses ideas or plans here – this is just my impression on a very important topic I have been following for years!
 
Thanks Sloan!
Christine
 
Here are the actual recommendations the City Commission sitting as the LRA was supposed to have voted on last Tues. until “THE” Resolution reared its ugly head:

The Truman Waterfront Advisory Board strongly supports the following upland components of the Truman Waterfront Conceptual Plan 
 
• Eaton Street Connectivity,

• Water features with public access,

• Oval green space with an amphitheater and multiuse recreational field of no less than the size of a regulation soccer field,

• Promenade walkway with access across Admiral’s Cut,

• Maritime Museum,

• Pedestrian and Bicycle access thru feeder streets including (Geraldine, Angela and Eaton Streets),

• Pool open to the public,

• Elimination of the road north of the identified Ferry Dock area to create more green space if possible,

• Bicycle paths along all roadways,

• Preserving and creating view corridors and entry ways or gateway features,

• Public access boat ramp with public parking available,

• Market space on the identified Presidential Lawn and Event Plaza.

The support of the conceptual plan and the above listed components are conditioned by the following:

• The Board has taken no position on the actual development, ownership or control of the parcel at this time,

• The location and arrangement of the above design should be determined by a professional park planning firm chosen through the City’s request for qualification (RFQ) or appropriate process,

• The identified 6.6 acres along Fort Street are not part of the recommendations to the LRA at this time but would like to emphasize that the look of the park and access elements to all portions of the property be coordinated,

• That use of proposed facilities or areas by a particular group not be identified at this time,

• All construction Comply with Florida Building Codes Florida Statute 255.2575(2) (Green Buildings).

***********************

Hi, Christine. Thanks for your comprehensive assessment, questions and suggestions.  Sweet-talking you is about as much fun as sweet-talking a cactus. Here are my own thoughts, not anyone else’s as far as I know.
 
I never saw anything this diverse where everyone all got along on it. What ended up happening was a lot of concessions that ended up being called a consensus, which sounded good but a lot of people were left not feeling very happy about the outcome. However, they pretended it was okay, since that was the politically correct thing to do.

I ran into Robert Spottswood maybe two years ago at Finnegan’s Wake. He said he wanted to get together with me and talk about Truman Waterfront. I said, fine, let me know when and where and I would be there. That was as far as it went.
 
Todd German told me maybe six months after that brief talk with Robert Spottswood that Jack Spottswood wanted to have lunch with Todd and me. I said, fine, let me know when and where and I would be there. That was as far as it went.
 
It would not surprise me if the Spottswoods are getting double talk out of city staff and perhaps even elected citiy officials. It would not surprise me if promises and/or assurances were made to the Spottswoods but when public heat appeared, promises and/or assurances were forgotten.
 
I remain convinced the resolution that got pulled was an attempted sneak attack launched through allegiant county staff with tacit nod from one or more elected city officials acting under plausible deniability if it went sour. My dream radar operators still see it that way.
 
I now am convinced Mayor Cates, whom you know I personally like, is way out of his depth in seriously deep shark-infested waters. I told Todd day before yesterday that I do not feel Craig is capable of conceiving, therefore able to realistically deal with the sharks. Todd, who also likes Craig, said I might be right about that.
 
Looked to me all along that the Spottswoods only wanted to include part of the Truman Waterfront upland in their proposal as inducement for them to get the marina, which was their only real interest at Truman Waterfront. Getting part of the upland to develop also would give the Spottswoods assess to Tourist Development funds not available to the development of the proposed mega yacht marina.
 
I never liked the Spottswoods not putting their own assets at risk in their Truman Waterfront proposal and looking to Tourist Development Council and city-backed revenue bonds to do the development.
 
I also never liked the elder facility being located at Truman Waterfront, or the city giving the property to a developer, or the facility soliciting elder residents from ouside the city limits. I felt such a facility should be limited only to full-time Key West residents. No snowbirds, in other words. I also feel such a facility should be located near the hospital, for obvious reasons, instead of in the most difficult part of Key West for ambulances to reach. I will be surprised, if the facility is built on Truman Waterfront, if it does not turn out to be a retirement home for rich people.
 
I had hoped Bahama Conch Community Land Trust would be able to live up to its vision for its assigned parcel of Truman Waterfront, but that hope did not pan out.
 
If it were my call, I would lump all of the Truman Waterfront, except for the outer mole, back into the same pot.
 
I would make the outer mole public space anyone can use to park their vehicles, walk, jog, bicycle, swim, fish, picnic, watch sunsets, etc., like it was used by the public several years ago.
 
The rest of Truman Waterfront needs to be seriously examined for toxic wastes in the land and in the harbor bottom. Until that has been dealt with, including toxic waste removal, nothing should be done there.
 
Once the toxic wastes are dealt with, I would offer ALL of Truman Waterfront, except the outer mole, to the Washes and Bernsteins, under a 99-year lease. They have the know how and the horses to develop it in keeping with that part of Key West. Just around the corner is the Walshes 5-star hotel and upscale commercial waterfront. Looks like a perfect fit to me. If the Bernsteins and the Walshes want to build a marina, or license that out to the Spottswoods, that will be their prerogative under the 99-year lease.
 
In exchange, the Walshes grant an easement over Admiral Cut, the city gets one percent of the gross off the top of what the Walshes and Bernsteings make on Truman Waterfront, and the Bernsteins deed Wisteria Island to the city, on condition the island be turned into a city nature park, in perpetuity. Taking title to Wisteria probably will require a city referendum, as the city cannot annex or purchase real estate without voter approval. 
 
All of that have I written before, and nobody seemed to think it was a good idea. I still think it’s a good idea, and so do the angels I often am accused of inventing. Meaning, I don’t see me getting terribly thrilled about anything else I have seen suggested for Truman Waterfront.
 
However, if I have to choose between the other ideas, I vote for all of the Truman Waterfront upland area to be public space: walks, gardens, sports fields, a small outdoor concert area, and lots of space left for parking during events such as the power boat races. With the Navy’s blessing, I vote for the marina being turned into a sea museum in keeping Key West’s pirate, shipwrecker and US naval history.

The city does not need another commercial marina, because the marinas it and Stock Island already have are begging for more customers. Nor does the  city need another public swimming pool. There is a beautiful olympic-size pool with an ocean view at the Martin Luther King Center in Bahama Village.

Sloan

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