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		<title>Absolutely Calamitous News From the Coconut Telegraph</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 11:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sloan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From yesterday&#8217;s Coconut Telegraph page of bigpinekey.com.  The Coconut Telegraph will be closed for vacation for two weeks starting Thursday, September 16 and will re-open Friday, October 1. The last day for submissions will be Wednesday September 15. Posts received by 6am September 15th will be published. All submissions received after that will be deleted [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><a href="http://bigpinekey.com/Pages/Coconut_Telegraph_part2.htm"><img src="http://bigpinekey.com/images/Home%20Page/CocotelAd-dan-schwab.png" border="0" alt="" width="173" height="266" /></a>From yesterday&#8217;s Coconut Telegraph page of <span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><a href="http://bigpinekey.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0066cc;">bigpinekey.com</span></a>.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"> </span></p>
<div><em><span style="font-size: small;">The <strong>Coconut Telegraph will be closed for vacation</strong> for two weeks starting Thursday, September 16 and will re-open Friday, October 1. </span></em></div>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><em>The last day for submissions will be Wednesday September 15. Posts received by 6am September 15<sup>th</sup> will be published. All submissions received after that will be deleted because there is no way to catch up considering the volume of submissions we receive. </em></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><em>We will begin accepting emails on September 30<sup>th</sup> for publication on our first day back from vacation, October 1.</em></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><em>We hope you will still visit BigPineKey.com and look at some of our other offerings.</em></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #0066cc; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #0066cc; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #0066cc; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #0066cc; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #0066cc; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #0066cc; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #0066cc; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #0066cc; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #0066cc; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #0066cc; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #0066cc; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #0066cc; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #0066cc; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #0066cc; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #0066cc; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://bigpinekey.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0066cc; font-size: small;">bigpinekey.com</span></a></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: small;">  /  </span><a href="http://bigpinekey.com/Pages/Coconut_Telegraph_part2.htm" target="_blank"><strong><span style="color: #0066cc; font-size: small;">The Coconut Telegraph</span></strong></a></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">I don&#8217;t remember Deer Ed ever going on vacation before. Maybe he did and Ageheizmer&#8217;s has set in. No matter, there is gonna be a serious great giant sucking  withdrawal sound around Big Pine Key and elsewhere, as the gossips and whiners have to seek out something some other kind of soma to suck on and keep them from shaking all apart. I suppose they can spend quality time on the Sheriff&#8217;s website (<span style="color: #0068cf;"><span style="color: #0068cf;"><span style="color: #0068cf;"><span style="color: #0068cf;"><span style="color: #0068cf;"><span style="color: #0068cf;"><span style="color: #0068cf;"><span style="color: #0068cf;"><span style="color: #0068cf;"><span style="color: #0068cf;"><span style="color: #0068cf;"><span style="color: #0068cf;"><span style="color: #0068cf;"><span style="color: #0068cf;"><span style="color: #0068cf;"><a href="http://keysso.net/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0068cf;">keysso.net</span></a></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span>) page that features new arrivals in the Stock Island Hilton each day. That&#8217;s already the most widely visited web page in the Florida Keys, the mug shot and book &#8216;em page of the Sheriff&#8217;s website. Then next most visited days of our lives page is the Coconut Telegraph, which has readers all over the whole wide world, as well as the local hicks and professors and, ahem, lunatics.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">Now, if that crowd wants to keep up with this lunatic&#8217;s driveling, all they have to do is go to <span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><a href="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0066cc;">goodmorningfloridakeys.com</span></a></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span> each day. If there are two posts on a day, the gmfk.com post there will provide a hyperlink over to goodmorningkeywest.com. Vice-versa, that site will provide a hyperlink back to gmfk.com, if there are two posts for that day. I have so many readers who hate my guts so bad that they just can&#8217;t stop reading the drivel I put out, I&#8217;d hate to see them suffer unnecessarily horrible just because they aren&#8217;t getting to shoot up their daily hate Sloan juices on the Coconut Telegraph. So I&#8217;ll do my gol-darndest to keep them extra special riled up and the Watchers sufficiently entertained while our deerly-beloved Ed is off having a nice time somewhere, not giving a shit about any of us &#8212; who can blame him?</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">Meanwhile, yet another pilgrim wandered by on yesterday&#8217;s Coconut Telegraph:</span><span style="font-family: Segoe UI;"><br />
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<p><span style="font-size: small;"><em>If <strong>Sloan</strong> were really committed to winning this BOCC race, he would be writing about substantive issues (budget, salary increases, public safety, development, the county&#8217;s future); the stuff of value to the voters, the people over whom and for whom he will be making decisions.  It’s a pretty awesome responsibility, having power like that.</em></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">I wonder if this writer ever read anything I wrote, or ever attended a candidate forum?</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">There is an Independent District 4 county commission candidate, who is tearing up the county budget. Don Vasil tore up the city budget when he was a City Councilman in Marathon. He tore Marathon&#8217;s budget up so well that he didn&#8217;t get reelected to the City Council. So don&#8217;t vote for him for county commissioner. Vote for David Rice, who loves to do business on the side with the County and the Sheriff, using no-</span><span style="font-size: small;">bid contracts. That&#8217;s why I backed Mario Di Gennaro in the Republican primary, despite his heavy baggage from his first two years on the County Commission.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">As for being a county commissioner being &#8220;a pretty awesome responsibility, having power like that . . . &#8220;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">Yep, that it is, but the power angle, well, one vote never has gotten anything done on a five-member commission, and it never will.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">What one commissioner can do, though, is talk about what all the other commissioners won&#8217;t talk about. What one commissioner can do is call the other commissioners and staff out in public at county commission meetings and on his daily blog all the people who hate him love to read because they hate him. What one commissioner can do is push for county ethics ordinances that have real teeth. What one county commissioner can do is sit in on county staff meetings and find out what staff are really up to.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">What one commissioner can do is pick up the telephone and talk to the State Attorney when he isn&#8217;t busy doing something else. What one commissioner can do is pick up the phone and talk to certain journalists, who are happy to hear from him. What one commissioner can do is pick up the phone and call the county administrator, county attorney, head of various county departments, and arrange for a prayer meeting with Jesus before the sun goes down the next day.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">What one commissioner can do is file suit on his own dime, as a dissident commissioner and concerned citizen of the Keys, on behalf of all people in the Keys, asking a Federal Court to stop FEMA and the County Commission, Growth Management and Code Enforcement from destroying the Keys economy and its way of life by the removal of 7,000 (or so) so-called illegal downstairs enclosures in a community of 65,000 people.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">What one county commissioner can do is grill developers and their talking heads, and county staff who have defected to the developers, so thoroughly at county commission meetings that they wish they had never been born. What one county commissioner can do is find out where the budget really can be cut and let the people know about it, and ask them to lean hard on their commissioners to do something about it, or meet their demise in the next election. What one commissioner can do is come up with novel ways to increase private sector revenue in the Keys,which will translate into increased sale taxes and a slowing of the slide in property values with corresponding slide in ad valorem tax revenues.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">What one commissioner can do is leave his front door open at his county commission office to all of his constituents, who are welcome and invited to come see or write to him, or call him. If they come in with a real and legitimate concern that he actually has some ability to try to do something about, he will be more than happy to hear them out and get to work on it. But if they are worried about President Obama, or Afghanistan, or Tallahassee, he will tell them to go there to lodge their concerns, and not to come back to see him unless they have something he might be able to do something about.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">There is nothing one commissioner can do about global warming flooding out the Keys in 100 years. Nor is there anything one commissioner can do about the next ice age setting in and turning the Keys into a suburb of Greenland. Nor will one county commissioner be able to help constituents get rid the iguanas, the feral cats that eat wild rats that like to get into people&#8217;s homes and set up housekeeping. Nor will one commissioner be able to help constituents get rid of their mother-in-law or husband.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">Nor will one commissioner be able to help constituents get their beloved cat down out of a tree. Call the Fire &amp; Rescue about that. While Fire &amp; Rescue personnel are coaxing the cat down out of the tree, maybe they can be coaxed to turn the water cannon on the mother-in-law and husband, and on the nearby cowboy code enforcement officer playing like the boss of everything and scaring people&#8217;s husbands and mother-in-laws into scaring cats up trees</span><span style="font-size: small;">.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">Sloan Bashinsky</span> </p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">political advertisement, approved and paid for by the unsubstantive candidate</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">There&#8217;s a bit more poetic and etheric treatment of much the same subject today at <a href="http://goodmoringkeywest.com">goodmorningkeywest.com</a>. Click on this here handy hyperlink to get there.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">Most of the time I can be reached at <a href="mailto:keysmyhome@hotmail.com">keysmyhome@hotmail.com</a>. I hang out around here a lot more now that the aliens gave up abducting me after they realized I was a lot more trouble to them than I was worth.</span></p>
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		<title>Socially Unacceptable Behavior &#8211; Florida Keys</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 08:46:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sloan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From yesterday&#8217;s Coconut Telegraph of bigpinekey.com:   [Sloan’s Reality] To the reader who objected to Sloan’s detailed description of his various staph infections: The best way to deal with him is to avoid and ignore him because any overt criticism of him encourages his anti-social conduct. Sloan has constructed his own reality and once you understand that fact [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><a href="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/the-finger.bmp"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3747" title="the finger" src="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/the-finger.bmp" alt="" /></a>From yesterday&#8217;s Coconut Telegraph of <a href="http://bigpinekey.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0066cc;">bigpinekey.com</span></a>:</span></div>
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<em>[<strong>Sloan’s Reality</strong>] To the reader who objected to Sloan’s detailed description of his various staph infections: The best way to deal with him is to avoid and ignore him because any overt criticism of him encourages his anti-social conduct. Sloan has constructed his own reality and once you understand that fact you will stop expecting him to behave in a socially appropriate manner.</em><br />
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Actually, God constructed the REALITY in which I live. Before that, I lived in this Ann Landers-type’s tight-ass reality. If you don’t like the REALITY where I live, file your complaint UPSTAIRS.</div>
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<div><em>I try reading the CT in an attempt to keep up on local views and happenings but it is becoming more and more difficult.  It seems as though through some friendship or family connection Sloan has with Deer Ed, he is allowed to share his near psychotic views and inexcusable lack of character on a daily basis. Sloan’s post on Saturday reached a new low and should have been excluded from the CT as so many other posters have experienced. “Sick,” is the only word I can use to describe Sloan. I do not know Sloan personally and after all I have seen on the CT I would certainly not want to know him on any level. Hopefully he can find it in himself to stop sharing any more of himself on the CT. </em>(Ed: He’s my brother)<br />
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Hell, Ed, you left out that I actually pay you US America the Beautiful In God We Trust patriotic wampum to post daily to the CT, an arrangement you yourself suggested in 2007, as I recall, after you built goodmorningkeywest.com for me and said my posting “teasers” with goodmoringkeywest.com hyperlinks to the CT would bring more readers to my website. </div>
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<p>After you set up goodmorningfloridakeys.com several  months later, we used the same “teaser” system of bringing readers to that website. Before all of that, you were encouraging me to send my drivel to the CT and you set up an Sloan’s Archive, or something like that, where all of the Sloan drivel in that age was contained. That was when I was running against George Neugent in 2006. As I recall, Steve Estes at the News-Barometer told me to contact you, but it was someone at Seahorse Trailer Park who told me to read and send my drivel to the CT.<br />
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What really causes me to split my sides laughing is people hate what I write, and apparently hate me, and yet they read it anyway. In the REALTY where I now live, that means only one thing: <em>Their souls want them to read the drivel that comes out of Sloan, because their souls like it, even if they don’t.</em> Ain’t that a howl? And ain’t the anal-retentive Puritan social views of some of your readers a howl. I bet no doctor or nurse would have had a problem with my description of the MRSA abscesses I suffered and where  they were located on my carcass and how they were dealt with medically. I bet the same holy rollers don’t watch anything but G-rated Disneynesque movies, and God help them if they ever went to a nude beach. They would drop straight dead and go straight to hell and burn there forever.<br />
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Stupid, ignorant crybabies. If you don’t like the Sloan movies running on the CT, don’t fucking watch them. And vote for George Neugent. He wants, I sure as hell don’t, your votes. No way you would be able to deal with the protoscopic examination I would do of the county government, if  I was a county commissioner. And no way would I want to hear your howls of, “Sloan isn’t being fair, we always did things this way, you can’t treat my friends and  relatives this way – waaaaa!!!” Vote for George. The mere thought of County Commissioner Kim Wigington and State Attorney Dennis Ward getting the County Commisson to pass real county ethics laws with real teeth makes George’s blood boil. You wouldn’t like what I would do to Growth Management and Code Enforcement, either. Or to developers. Or to FEMA. Or to Ocean Reef Club. Vote for George. He’s your socially acceptable candidate. </p>
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<p>More to the point, toddlers. I wrote about my experience with MRSA infections because a woman put up a desperate plea for her husband on the CT. She and her husband already knew the terror of MRSA infection, and they wanted to know more about it and how to treat it. MRSA infections are pandemic in the Keys. Not MRSA the bacteria, which thrives in this subtropical environment, but MRSA infections. Since I had been invited into the conversation by the man’s wife, I thought it might be a good idea to demonstrate just how truly horrible a MRSA infection can be, and what can be done for it. I wrote as someone who knew the subject matter. As someone who knew the terror. As someone who knew doctors throughout the Keys are trying to treat it, and not all that well.</p>
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<div>This isn’t something the Tourist Development Council, or the lodging associations, or the Chambers of Commerce want to get on the tourist channels. The powers that be down here in the Keys don’t want people to know that my surgeon, after carving the abscesses out of me, told me I could do anything I wanted to do but swim in the ocean. He told me that because he knew the ocean down here is infected with fecal bacteria as often as not. He also knew that people who cut themselves on coral down here often end up with MRSA infections. I don’t suppose anyone down here wants to know how many people come to the Keys on vacation, then go home and only then experience a MRSA infection outbreak, and they don’t even know where they picked it up. Any nick, scrape or cut down here should be treated immediately with hydrogen peroxide, then with a strong antibiotic ointment. The Tourist Development Council, the lodging industry and the Chambers of Commerce should tell every visitor this.</div>
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<div>I described a cheap, perfect MRSA home remedy: tincture of iodine mixed into Vaseline Petroleum jelly, to supplement traditional medical treatment. To my utter astonishment, a person claiming to be a 30-year medical health professional wrote in to the CT telling people not to use that remedy. This fool said washing your hands with soap and water is sufficient. If you get a MRSA infection, you can wash it 100 times a day with soap and water and the infection will not be slowed down in the least. Washing with soap and water is a preventive, it is not therapeutic. I also explained there is a spiritual component to MRSA infections., and the dynamics of that. I knew nobody wanted to hear that, but I was stunned that nobody wanted to know just how pervasive and dangerous MRSA infections are down here, and that MRSA can attack you in your most personal areas, and what can be done . Truly, this is an insane asylum. </div>
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Meanwhilst, I need you to do me a big favor. Write yourself a comment to the CT, asking the people who read my socially unacceptable posts and then somehow bump into me somewhere and tell me how much they like what I write and how I’m the only candidate who ever made any sense and stood up to the system everybody keeps complaining but does nothing about at the polls, to stop telling me they are going to vote for me and are telling  their friends to vote for me. It scares the living shit outta me when people tell  me they’re gonna do that. It terrifies me that I might somehow end up being a county commissioner and having to put up with people with the mental, emotional and spiritual development of infants.<br />
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Yesterday, Todd German, a Republican, local banker, and Chairman of Hometown! PAC, said I need to get a lot of foam facsimile’s of the finger to pass out as my campaign icon. Todd said he could see smiling people standing on roadsides waggling the fingers at passing traffic. I said I wuz gonna give that terrific idea serious thought. I bet the fingers would become collectors’ items, like the nude beach T-shirts I used as my walking two-way billboard in last year’s Key West mayoral already became.<br />
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Over breakfast yesterday at Harpoon Harry’s, a dear amiga of Deer Ed’s said she told two of her friends just the other day, “What we need to do to get this place (Key West) straightened out is to elect Sloan mayor the next time.” Her friends said that might be a real good idea. I told Debby it was a terrible idea. I ain’t running for office again. The look on her face, like it had broke her heart to hear that. She would have all of the crybabies on the CT at once for a snack, as would each of my other salty amigas what work at Harpoon Harry’s.<br />
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I’d love to take the entire CT holy roller choir for a casual stroll down Duval Street toward the tail-end of Fantasy Fest. Hell, I wouldn’t even take them into the straight and gay strip bars, or the lap dance parlors and escort services. I’d just let Fantasy Fest kill and send them straight to hell, to burn there forever and ever. Amen.</div>
<p>Sloan Bashinsky<br />
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political farce advertisement, approved and paid for by the District 2 county commission finger candidate</p>
<p>There is a slightly different version of the same theme today, slightly more elevated, so to speak, at <a href="http://goodmorningkeywest.com">goodmorningkeywest.com</a>. Click on its weblink to get there, if you wish.<br />
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I can be reached most days and nights at <a href="mailto:keysmyhome@hotmail.com"><strong>keysmyhome@hotmail.com</strong></a>.</p>
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		<title>Sanity Is a Five-Letter Word &#8211; FU</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:24:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sloan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Todd German&#8217; German&#8217;s reply to yesterday&#8217;s Go Inside When It Rains – Florida Keys Political Madness post, which you can view by clicking on the hyperlink. “I’d be certifiably insane, if I actually wanted to be a county commissioner, and that I do not is positive proof I am sane.”  [quoting me]   Yet you are running and could be elected, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/the-finger.bmp"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3747" title="the finger" src="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/the-finger.bmp" alt="" /></a>Todd German&#8217; German&#8217;s reply to yesterday&#8217;s <a rel="bookmark" href="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/?p=3738" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0066cc;">Go Inside When It Rains – Florida Keys Political Madness</span></a> post, which you can view by clicking on the hyperlink.</p>
<div><em><span style="font-size: x-small;">“I’d be certifiably insane, if I actually wanted to be a county commissioner, and that I do not is positive proof I am sane.”</span>  [quoting me]</em></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: x-small;"><em>Yet you are running and could be elected, hence I am back to questioning your sanity.</em></span></div>
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<div>Even if George Neugent, as the incumbent, didn&#8217;t have Ocean Reef Club and the absentee ballots sewed up, if I thought I had a snowball&#8217;s chance in hell of being elected I would be certifiably insane. Not so insane, though, that I would not run for office after being told by the Boss to run. Now, <em>that</em> would be insanity the likes of which my critics could not have a snowball&#8217;s chance in hell of conceiving, because not a one of them has ever had any up close personal dealings with God. I have known many crazy people, as in, psychiatrists told them they were crazy, their family and friends and ministers told them they were crazy; but not one of those certified crazy people would ever tell God to take a hike. That&#8217;s something certified crazy people leave for their psychiatrists, family, friends and ministers to do.</div>
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<div>When Kay Thacker told me yesterday that her residential federation on Key Largo is doing its candidate forum this year in the same cumbersome, wearing way it&#8217;s always been done, I asked why? She said, dumb me for asking, because that&#8217;s the way it&#8217;s always been done. Out of my mouth blurted, &#8220;The people of this county want to see changes in their government, but they want to keep doing things the way they have always done things. They will never see changes in their government, if they do not change.&#8221; AA and NA people cluck something like, &#8220;Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result.&#8221;</div>
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<div>The other day, somebody posted to the Coconut Telegraph of <span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><a href="http://bigpinekey.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0066cc;">bigpinekey.com</span></a></span></span></span> that he had met Kay Thacker and me, and she and I are either husband and wife or brother and sister.</div>
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<div>Kay and I both are political activits. In that, we are alike.</div>
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<div>Kay didn&#8217;t back me in my two previous county commission campaigns, and she told me to my face in 2008 that she didn&#8217;t think I was a serious candidate.</div>
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<div>Kay backed David Rice in the recent Republican primary. She, along with David and George Neguent, thinks it&#8217;s wonderful that Ocean Reef Club has five taxpayer-paid deputies tied up doing nothing behind the castle walls where the peasants cannot go.</div>
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<div>If this person on the Coconut Telegraph had actually met Kay and me, and if this person actually had a <em>brain</em>, then this person would know Kay and I are no more alike than this person and I are alike. Meaning, this person does not have a brain.</div>
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<div>I think it&#8217;s time for me to resurrect the The Finger Candidate – District 2 County Commission Race post, in which I said I was going to strive to get no votes. Not a single vote, a Ripley&#8217;s Believe It or Not World Record. After reading The Finger Candidate post, Todd German called and said he found it intriguing; it reflected the mood of many Americans today toward government at all levels. I said I had not thought about that when it came to me to write the post, but he was correct. It also reflected my mood of not wanting to get one vote, not even my own.</div>
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<div>In the next day&#8217;s post, I wrote . . . &#8220;the finger might become a very popular anti-government symbol before this is all said and done. In fact, it might become so popular that it eclipses such icons as the salute, the right hand over the heart during the Pledge of Allegiance, the bow, the curtsey and the handshake. The finger could be accompanied with quips like, &#8216;And the horse you rode in on,&#8217; &#8216;Up yours,&#8217; &#8216;Eat shit and die,&#8217; &#8216;I’m also showing you your age and IQ,&#8217; &#8216;Rotate on this mother fucker,&#8217; and &#8216;That was the good news.&#8217;&#8221;</div>
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<div>I keep trying to get somebody to bump me off, but so far I’m not having any luck. So I will try a different tact today. Who, but a certifiably insane person, would want to serve in an elected office in a juvenile insane asylum the size of the Florida Keys?</div>
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<div>Meanwhile, to people on the Coconut Telegraph who were grossed out by someone who actually really does know something about MRSA writing about it and a real cure, isn&#8217;t it time for your mamas to come change your dirty diapers and clean your stinky bottoms?</div>
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<div>The Finger Candidate<br />
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political advertisement, approved and paid for by Sloan Bashinsky, District 2 county commission candidate from the Sigmund Freud Insititute</div>
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		<description><![CDATA[County Commissioner George Neugent   George’s reply to my recent  Five Easy Pieces &#38; Independent Tsunami – Florida Keys  (click hyperlinke to see enitre post), concerning the Brown family of Cudjoe Key. George’s part is in italics.   The Brown family case, County Commissioner George Neugent’s five compelling reasons to give them relief:   1) This is a case of [...]]]></description>
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<div>George’s reply to my recent  <a rel="bookmark" href="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/?p=3697" target="_blank">Five Easy Pieces &amp; Independent Tsunami – Florida Keys</a>  (click hyperlinke to see enitre post), concerning the Brown family of Cudjoe Key. George’s part is in italics.</div>
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<div>The Brown family case, County Commissioner George Neugent’s five compelling reasons to give them relief:<br />
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1) This is a case of first impression, never before has such a compelling cry for extraordinary relief been before the Commission.</div>
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<div><em>A) I think you’re right Sloan. Having met with the family I think this is a compelling case.</em></div>
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2) FEMA has within its own guidelines and mandate wiggle room to make exceptions for compelling cases.<br />
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<em><em>B</em>) That, at this point in time, I have not confirmed. They have variances that apply to land elevations; as of yet, i am yet to find anything that applies to residents.</em></p>
<div>3) The Browns’ home and the downstairs enclosure were permitted, built and inspected many years before they purchased it. From the County’s code perspective, the entire home is legal.</div>
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<div>C) That’s not completely accurate – the downstairs was permitted as a recreation room. A bedroom &amp; other amenities were added without benefit of a permit. These illegal uses can be corrected and for the most part have been.</div>
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<div>4) Granting the Browns a hardship conditional use variance will not open the flood gate to a horde of similar variances because, at most, there could not me more than a handful of comparable situations in the Keys.</div>
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<div><em><em>D</em>) I’m dealing with the Brown’s situation. I know of no other similar situation.</em></div>
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<div>5) The Browns are only asking for permission for their crippled son, Darren, to be able to live in the downstairs enclosure for so long as he lives and lives in this home. The Browns are not asking for a variance that will travel with the home and land to a subsequent owner. After Darren no longer lives in the home, it will revert back to what it was before the condititional use variance was granted.</div>
<div><em><em>E</em>.) And you are correct; I have insisted that a covenant would be placed on the residence a and the non-conformity(s) would have to be corrected.</em></div>
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<div>I was told of the five easy pieces (my terminology) yesterday by Rory Brown, who said it is your forumula, which you gave to him. Rory also said you had said you are going to be really pissed off, if the other commisisoners don’t go along with it. I decided to leave those parts out today.<br />
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I meant to write when the house was built with the downstairs enclosure it was code legal.<br />
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Rory told me the interior changes would not have required permitting. I don’t know if that is correct, but it appears the downstairs enclosure originally permitted is what is still there; the changes made for Darren were within the same exterior/interior footprint. The Browns took out the kitchen, left the bathoom. Sounds like picking hairs to me, to argue what’s there today isn’t code legal, when what was built, with a kitchen, was county code legal.<br />
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George, you and the other four commissioners need to approve this application. Unconscionable, otherwise.</div>
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<div><em>Agreed, agreed.</em></div>
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<div>I spent half hour on the phone last Thurdsday with Rory Brown after he spoke with George Neugent, who is the Browns’ county commissioner because they live in his voting district. Rory drilled into me the five compelling reasons George had stated to him, which George told Rory should convince the other four commissioners to grant the Browns’ application. I published what Roy told me he had been told by George.</div>
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<div>I told George the day after he won the Republican primary that the Browns’ case should not be a campaign issue in this year’s races. I said their application for a variance needed to be approved, and we (George and I) needed to talk about the broader issues during our District 2 race. George agreed. I said the Browns’ application should be approved quietly, and George agreed that was the best way to do it. I said it would be simple enough for county staff to be told by County Administrator Roman Gastesi to approve the Brown’s variance.</div>
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<div>That is what George earlier had told me would have happened if the Browns had come to him initially. But after the Browns went to Key West Citizen and made their plight public, George seemed to think it could not be done quietly through Gastesi any longer, while I insisted it still could be done that way. We all know this sort of thing is done in the Keys. That it could have been done, but for the Citizen article, is proof enough of that.</div>
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<div>Rory told me that when he and Debbie and their paralyzed son Darren met with George in his county commissioner office on Big Pine Key maybe two weeks ago, George called county staff and had a discussion about the Browns’ case. The Browns heard George’s part of the discussion but not the person’s on the other end, whom the Browns understood to be a woman county attorney, perhaps Susan Grimsley. George did not share with the  Browns what the attorney said to him.</div>
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<div>After waiting a while and not hearing anything back from George, Rory called me last Thursday, expressing concern that maybe they were being given the runaround again. I suggested he try to find out if their application for a variance was on the agenda for the September county commission meeting. Debbie called Growth Management Director Christine Hurley’s office and spoke with her aide, Mayra, who said she’d have to look into it. (The same Myara who had pushed the Browns and their lawyer, Lee Rohe, to get all of their documents and photos in, so their case could be heard by the county commissioners at the July commission meeting. The same Mayra who then contacted and Browns and told them she was mistaken, her boss had said their application was not on the July agenda, even though I’m looking at a county document showing the Browns’ application indeed was on the July commission agenda.)</div>
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<div>Later last Thurdsay, a few hours after I had spoken with Rory and Debbie had called Mayra, I “accidently” ran into County Commissioner Kim Wigington at Coco’s Kitchen in the Big Pine Key shopping center. I told Kim that the Browns were having trouble finding out if their application was on the September commission agenda. I said the Browns were planning on being at that commission meeting anyway, with lots of their friends and supporters. They were going to insist that they be heard and given relief, whether their application was on the agenda or not. I said the Browns had spoken with Dennis Reeves Cooper, at Key West the Newspaper, who had said he was interested in their situation. I said the Browns had talked Tim O’Hara at the Citizen, who had done the first article that let George Neugent know about their plight, and Tim was readying to write another article. I said it was no accident that we (Kim and I) had met at Coco’s; the angels arranged it. The next morning, Christine Hurley called Debbie Brown and told her their application was on the September commission agenda.</div>
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<div>Kim was the first commissioner I approached about the Browns’ application. This was just a few days before the July county commission meeting. I wanted Kim to know about the Browns and hoped she could find out why/how their application was taken off the July county commission agenda. Kim said she had never heard of the Browns and knew nothing of their being on the commission agenda and then being taken off. I still don’t know why the Browns were taken off of the July agenda, but I can’t help but wonder if it was to protect the two incumbent commissioners, George Neugent and Mario Di Gennaro, in the Republican primaries.</div>
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<div>I also can’t help but wonder if a county commissioner was involved in removing the Browns’ from the July commission agenda. If a county commissioner indeed was involved, I am satisfied it was not George Neugent or Kim Wigington. Perhaps Christine Hurley alone made the decision. Whatever happened, the public is entitleld to know. Now that the Browns’ application is an item on the September agenda, that will be the time for the commissioners to ask Christine who was involved in removing the Browns’ application from the July commission agenda, and why it was removed.</div>
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<div>During a nap yesterday, Kim Wigington came to me in a dream and said, “This county has done many things wrong to its citizens and now it’s time to take a stand.”</div>
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<div>A Summerland Key snowbird, a staunch Republican and retired accountant, wrote to me about the Browns yesterday, “I agree with you, Potentate.  Some bureaucrats are so used to doing things by the numbers that they don’t know enough to go inside when it rains.” </div>
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<div>I told Rose Dell yesterday, co-owner/operator of Coco’s Kitchen, “I’d be certifiably insane, if I actually wanted to be a county commissioner, and that I do not is positive proof I am sane.”</div>
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<div>Sloan Bashinsky, citizen and unfortunate District 2 county commisson candidate</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 11:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>From yesterday&#8217;s Coconut Telegraph page of  <span style="color: #0066cc;"><a href="http://bigpinekey.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0066cc;">bigpinekey.com</span></a></span>. <br />
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<em>[<strong>Staff Infection</strong>] Please help by telling me what is, and how to help my husband who has Mersa. What and where does this come from?  Too many are getting it lately in the Keys &#8212; 12 cases!</em><br />
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I pulled this from Wikipedia online:</p>
<p><em><strong><strong><em><strong><strong>Methicillin</strong></strong></em></strong>-resistant Staphylococcus aureus</strong> (MRSA) is a </em><a title="Bacteria" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacteria" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><em>bacterium</em></span></a><em> responsible for several difficult-to-treat </em><a title="Infection" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infection" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><em>infections</em></span></a><em> in humans. It may also be called <strong>multidrug-resistant Staphylococcus aureus</strong> or <strong><strong><strong><strong>oxacillin</strong></strong></strong>-resistant Staphylococcus aureus</strong> (ORSA).</em><br />
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<em><em>MRSA</em> is, by definition, any strain of </em><a title="Staphylococcus aureus" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staphylococcus_aureus" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><em>Staphylococcus aureus</em></span></a><em> </em><a title="Bacteria" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacteria" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><em>bacteria</em></span></a><em> that has developed </em><a title="Antibiotic resistance" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antibiotic_resistance" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><em>resistance</em></span></a><em> to </em><span style="color: #0645ad;"><em>beta-lactam antibiotics</em></span><em> which include the <span style="color: #0645ad;"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><a title="Penicillin" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penicillin" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0645ad;">penicillins</span></a></span></span></span> (<span style="color: #0645ad;"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><span style="color: #0645ad;">methicillin</span></span></span></span>, <span style="color: #0645ad;"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><a title="Dicloxacillin" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dicloxacillin" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0645ad;">dicloxacillin</span></a></span></span></span>, <span style="color: #0645ad;"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><a title="Nafcillin" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nafcillin" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0645ad;">nafcillin</span></a></span></span></span>, <span style="color: #0645ad;"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><a title="Oxacillin" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxacillin" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0645ad;">oxacillin</span></a></span></span></span>, etc.) and the <span style="color: #0645ad;"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><a title="Cephalosporin" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cephalosporin" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0645ad;">cephalosporins</span></a></span></span></span>.</em><br />
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<em><em>MRSA</em> is especially troublesome in hospitals where patients with open wounds, invasive devices and weakened </em><a title="Immune system" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immune_system" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><em>immune systems</em></span></a><em> are at greater risk of </em><a title="Nosocomial infection" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nosocomial_infection" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0645ad;"><em>infection</em></span></a><em> than the general public.</em><br />
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MRSA-type skin staph infection is pandemic in the Keys. It thrives in a subtropical/tropical environment. Contrary to what many believe, MRSA is not a disease only homelees people contract in the Keys. It is widespread throughout the mainstream population also.<br />
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MRSA is contagious and can be passed by touch. It might also be able to jump from an infected to a non-infected person. Washing with soap and water is effective prevention, if you come in contact with someone presenting open MRSA sores, which are unmistakable.<br />
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If MRSA infection is internal, the patient probably should be put under a steady IV antibiotic drip for a month, or even longer, in a hospital.<br />
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MRSA nearly finished me off in the summer of 2003, after I contracted two nasty abscesses on either side of the base of my penis and one in the right side of the crack between my buttocks. Emergency surgery gouged out the abscesses, leaving horrible open non-sterile wounds. It took two months for the surgical wounds to close. I had to wash them daily and apply jells furnished by the doctor. There was no reinfection in the surgical wounds.<br />
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I was on a course of powerful antibiotics for a while. However, after stopping the antibiotics I experienced recurring abscess outbreaks in new places on my skin over the next few months, each of which outbreaks a new round antibiotics resolved but not even more new outbreaks. Eventually, the angels stopped the recurrences. More on this further along.<br />
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Flash forward to 2009. Another MRSA outbreak in an abscess on the right side of my stomach. This time I did not use medicine. Instead, I applied oil of oregano to the abscess for a few days. I got this oil at Sugar Apple health food store in Key West.<br />
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I also applied a mixture of iodine and Vaseline petroleum jelly. Iodine kills any bacteria but is too powerful to apply undiluted to abscesses, because it eats up the skin in the abscess. Vaseline jelly dilutes the iodine, keeps the wound moist and open, so it can heal from inside out. Apply the iodine/Vaseline jell directly to the abscess four times daily. Do this regardless of what a doctor tells you. Maybe best not to tell a doctor you are doing it. Do it until the MRSA abscess is entirely gone.<br />
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You can purchase Vaseline and tincture of iodine at any drugstore. Neither are expensive. Open the Vaseline container and use a spoon or table knife to remove some of the jelly. Open the bottle of iodine and pour it into the vacated space in the jelly. Use a toothpick or the table knife to work the iodine into the jelly. Do this in as little light as possible, because light weakens and even destroys the medicinal value of iodine. Keep working the iodine into the Vaseline until you have a uniform pink jelly. Then apply some of the iodine jelly to the abscess and close the container tightly and store it in a dark place, away from heat. Store the tincture of iodine in a dark place, away from heat.<br />
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There was a spiritual component with both of my MRSA outbreaks, both of which followed nasty conflict with other people. I knew via spirit means that these nasty conflicts triggered the MRSA infections in 2003 and in 2009. This is not something I would tell a doctor.<br />
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I was unable to work through the spiritual component of the 2003 MRSA skin outbreak, followed by repeated skin outbreaks. As indicated agove, angels healed the infection after I had suffered with it for about nine months and was convinced new prescriptions of antibiotics were not going to stop the recurrences. The second round of skin MRSA in 2009, I was able to work through the spiritual component and the abscess on my stomach responded to the home remedies and slowly went away and there was no recurrence.<br />
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I realize many people do not like to think in this way, but there are people who do think in this way and it is for them, mostly, that I speak of the spiritual component of MRSA. Like it or not, there is a spiritual component to most human diseases. This is so regardless of what doctors might say to the contrary. In fact, there is a spiritual component to just about everything experience, whether we like or dislike the experience. Some people are able to approach life in this way, but most people are not.<br />
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It is too bad doctors are not trained in the spiritual component of human disease. Some doctors learn about it on their own, but most do not and treat only the physical component of human disease.<br />
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The same lament can be said of psychologists, lawyers, and other help professionals. There is a spiritual component to almost all adversities human beings experience, but the methods of this world nearly always only treat the physical component.<br />
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Everything I write is aimed at both the physical and the spiritual components in the target. I never treat just the physical anymore, because there is no separation from the physical and the spiritual. As below, so above.  As above, so below.<br />
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To the woman who wrote in about her husband&#8217;s MRSA, get with your husband and ask God, or whatever you believe really is in charge, to show you both what you need to see that is related to your husband&#8217;s MRSA. If it is skin MRSA, use the home remedies right away, and keep using the iodine-Vaseline jelly until the MRSA is completely gone. Also use the antibiotics your doctor prescribed. But do not rely entirely on the doctor, because he/she is treating only the physical part of the MRSA infection, and antibiotics cause their own troubles, but the iodine-Vaseline jelly only causes trouble for skin MRSA.<br />
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Whenever I get an open cut or abrasion now, I apply the iodine/Vaseline jell to it. No point in taking any chances with open wounds in this climate. I also would use iodine/Vaseline jelly on spider bite after dousing the bite in hydrogen peroxide solution as soon as possible.<br />
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Sloan Bashinsky, citizen</p>
<p><a href="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/open-mic-at-Parrotdise.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3718" title="open mic at Parrotdise" src="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/open-mic-at-Parrotdise.jpg" alt="" width="213" height="160" /></a>Photo taken last night at Parrotdise&#8217;s Friday open mic. Parrotise is a waterfront restaurant and lounge on Little Torch Key.  The damsel was with a friend damsel. They asked if I had anything to do with the Coconut Telegraph? Yeah. Was I Sloan? Yeah. The damsel not in the photo asked if  she could take my picture to send to her mother in Wisconsin, I think she said. She said her mother had recently started reading the Coconnut Telegraph and had made it part of her morning routine, and she had expressed interest in the crazy person who wrote stuff there. Voila, be careful what you ask for.</p>
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<div><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Postscript.</strong></span> Over the past few months, I have been working on several local issues that, in spirit, are MRSA infections. I will name three: the relationship between FEMA and our county government over downstairs enclosures; the Anti-Sloan, who recently was banned from the Coconut Telegraph; and Tim Gratz, Danny Coll&#8217;s campaign manager. For my involvement in those issues, I have experienced skin eruptions on my right arm and right foot, which so far did not progress to MRSA abscesses, but I am ever on guard that it might go there. As I do the work that is given to me to do with each of those issues, I receive some sort of spirit help internally with the spirit poison in these situations, which I absorb through a process beyond my mental facilities to block or effect. The poison is not all outside of me; some of it is inside of me, and the outside poison mirrors it. As I work on the outside poison, I get help with the poison living in me. This is advanced spiritual work alien to most people. Most people would run straight to a doctor. The doctor would do something. Symptomatic relief might come, but the underlying spiritual issue in the patient would not be addressed, and would manifest again, perhaps the same way, perhaps in a different fashion. Perhaps in a more severe, more dangerous way. The soul will have its expression. That is a given. What is not predictable is how the soul will express. What is predictable is using gross methods to deal with soul processes causes troubles that often are never related back to the gross treatment. The dots are never connected. This is how most people live. This is why I do not run to a doctor every time something happens to me that would cause almost everyone I know to run to a doctor. Sure, I sometimes use doctors, but only when it clearly is necessary. If I had not had the emergency surgery in 2003, I would have died, because the MRSA infection was too far advanced physically to be turned around by antibiotics. I waited to long to see a doctor about it. I thought doing the spirit work would resolve it, but I was out of my depth and was unable to do the spirit work that was necessary. More accurately, I had botched the spirit work and the consequence was the full-blown MRSA eruptions around my genitals and anus. If you guess the causative agent was a rupture in a relationship with a woman, you guessed correct. Two women, actually. I mishandled both situations, MRSA was the result. No, I did not physically abuse the women. It was a disagreement that escalated in words into sheer violence in spirit. There was no physical attack. It was all in the soul. MRSA was the result. I am always at risk to a horrible result, if I botch what is given to me to do. So I try very hard to do only what is authorized, which sometimes seems violent to other people. It even seems violent to me, but when I am satisfied it is authorized, I do it, even though I don&#8217;t want to do it; even though I know it&#8217;s going to make people really angry at me. For if I don&#8217;t do it, I get raked over the coals in my soul, which translates into severe and often terrifying physical discomfort as well. As I said, this is very advanced spiritual work. Very few people do it. It requires considerable training and considerable inside healing and change in the pilgrim who has been cut out of the herd, to be able to do it this way. The changes often are terrifying and horrible, inside the pilgrim and in outside relations. A statement of just how far away from the divine blueprint human beings have mutated. All I&#8217;m describing here is a divine intervention that was instituted in me by angels, to try to restore me to what I am supposed to be. If I were alone in having this experience, I would probably view myself as insane. However, I have known others people who have been in this experience, who knew they were in it. I have known many more people who know physical illness is rooted in spirit trouble, and going to a doctor sometimes can make things a lot worse. I have known many people who know personal troubles and relationship upheavals have spiritual roots and need to be addressed in spirit ways, if they are going to resolve in the soul. Knowing of this way of living is a big step, but living it is something else altogether. In my case, if I were not led day and night by angels, if I were left to my own mental effort and meager understanding, I would be lost. The spirit terrain simply is too tricky and difficult for his man to navigate it by his own wits. My opinion, based on many experiences with and observations of other people, the spirit terrain is too tricky and difficult for any person to navigate without angelic help. I don&#8217;t expect even one person to believe me, but that does not make it something I have imagined. It just makes it something I see and appreciate because of the experiences I have had, which the naysayers have not had.</div>
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<div>Sloan Bashinsky</div>
<div>political advertisement, I suppose, approved and paid for by me, District 2 county commisison candidate  from the mutant species</div>
<p><a href="mailto:keysmyhome@hotmail.com">keysmyhome@hotmail.com</a></p>
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		<title>Five Easy Pieces &amp; Independent Tsunami &#8211; Florida Keys</title>
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<div><a href="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/George-Neugent.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3474" title="George Neugent" src="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/George-Neugent.jpg" alt="" width="78" height="115" /></a>County Commissioner George Neugent</div>
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<p>The Brown family case, County Commissioner George Neugent&#8217;s five compelling reasons to give them relief:<br />
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1) This is a case of first impression, never before has such a compelling cry for extraordinary relief been before the Commission.<br />
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2) FEMA has within its own guidelines and mandate wiggle room to make exceptions for compelling cases.<br />
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3) The Browns&#8217; home and the downstairs enclosure were permitted, built and inspected many years before they purchased it. From the County&#8217;s code perspective, the entire home is legal.<br />
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4) Granting the Browns a hardship conditional use variance will not open the flood gate to a horde of similar variances because, at most, there could not me more than a handful of comparable situations in the Keys.<br />
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5) The Browns are only asking for permission for their crippled son, Darren, to be able to live in the downstairs enclosure for so long as he lives and lives in this home. The Browns are not asking for a variance that will travel with the home and land to a subsequent owner. After Darren no longer lives in the home, it will revert back to what it was before the condititional use variance was granted.<br />
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There comes a time when human need takes precedence over cold government regulations and policy, and this is such a time and such a situation.<br />
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Darren was seriously injured in a motorcycle accident in 2005, and is paralyzed from the chest down. He can move his arms and head and neck okay, but he requires a wheel chair to get around. This is a real injury and a real tragedy. We are not dealing here with a trumped up disability supported by a faked letter from a dishonorable physician.<br />
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What truly puzzles me, and the Browns, and everyone to whom I have spoken about their case, is why county staff, starting with Code Enforcement and working its way up to Growth Management and the County Administrator, did not recognize the uniqueness and compelling nature of the Brown&#8217;s situation immediately? Why was not this case flagged for extraordinary handling? Why was not the Browns&#8217; county commissioner, George Neugent, apprised of their plight by county staff? Why did George first learn of the Brown&#8217;s case by opening and reading Key West Citizen one morning?<br />
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I can&#8217;t imagine our county commissioners not reaming staff out for not giving the Browns&#8217; case special handling, flagged all the way up the line to the county commissioners. Are county staff robots? Are they heartless? Are they so afraid of FEMA that they are totally paralyzed? Are they so afraid of having to deal with other applicants making the same kind of pleas for mercy that they abandon mercy altogether? I can&#8217;t imagine how those in county staff, who treated the Browns&#8217; case like it was ordinary, who automatically denied their pleas up the line all the way to the top of Growth Management, can even sleep at night. I hope nothing like this ever happens to county staff or their loved ones. I hope county staff never get to experience what they did to the Browns.<br />
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The Browns&#8217; case is set to be heard and considered by the County Commission at its September 15 meeting in Marathon. See you there. Bring a friend. Let the commissioners know how you feel about how this case was handled by county staff, and back Commissioner Neugent&#8217;s five easy pieces solution.<br />
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While you are at it, let the commissioners know how you feel about  the Browns&#8217; case being taken off the July commission docket at the last minute by Growth Management&#8217;s Director, without explanation given to the Browns or their attorney, Lee Rohe. Taking the Browns&#8217; case off the July docket put it over until after the primary elections.<br />
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Also while you are at it, let your commissioners know how you feel about the Browns&#8217; case being on the September commission docket only because the day before that docket was formalized, the Browns &#8221;convinced&#8221; The Director of Growth Management to put their case on the September docket. Part of that &#8221;convincing&#8221; was a promise from the Browns that they and their friends and supporters would be at the September meeting demanding their case be heard by the commissioners, accompanyied by mucho prior newspaper coverage. But for that insurgency, the Browns&#8217; case would not be an item on the September commission agenda.<br />
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But for the Browns going to Tim O&#8217;Hara of Key West Citizen, but for Tim writing his article about the Browns, county staff would have treated the Browns as if they were just another piece of paper cruising through county staff offices toward the &#8220;Application Denied&#8221; rubber stamp bin.<br />
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George Neugent is doing all he can to give the Browns what they need. Be at the September 15 commission meeting to encourage the other four commisisoners to back George unanimously. <br />
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<strong>Refrain.</strong><br />
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1) This is a case of first impression, never before has such a compelling cry for extraordinary relief been before the Commission.<br />
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2) FEMA has within its own guidelines and mandate wiggle room to make exceptions for compelling cases.<br />
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3) The Browns&#8217; home and the downstairs enclosure were permitted, built and inspected many years before they purchased it. From the County&#8217;s code perspective, the entire home is legal.<br />
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4) Granting the Browns a hardship conditional use variance will not open the flood gate to a horde of similar variances because, at most, there could not me more than a handful of comparable situations in the Keys.<br />
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5) The Browns are only asking for permission for their crippled son, Darren, to be able to live in the downstairs enclosure for so long as he lives and lives in this home. The Browns are not asking for a variance that will travel with the home and land to a subsequent owner. After Darren no longer lives in the home, it will revert back to what it was before the condititional use variance was granted.<br />
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There comes a time when human need takes precedence over cold government regulations and policy, and this is such a time and such a situation.<br />
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Sloan Bashinsky, citizen</p>
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<div>Email jabber yesterday with an official of <span style="color: #0068cf;"><a href="http://independentvoting.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0068cf;">independentvoting.com</span></a></span>. <!-- .ExternalClass .ecxhmmessage P {padding:0px;} .ExternalClass body.ecxhmmessage {font-size:10pt;font-family:Tahoma;} --></div>
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<div>Received a call from one of your fundraisers today. Random apparently, as she had no idea I am an Independent candidate for county commission in the Florida Keys. We run by district down here, and have to live in the district for which we run, but voting is countywide.<br />
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We have partisan primaries, when two or more Republicans or Democrats vie for the same office. The primaries are closed to voters registered to the same party as the primary partisan candidates, unless there are no other candidates. In which case, our primaries are open and any registered voter can vote in them.<br />
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I did something bizarre this year, according to some people anyway. I waited until two days before the deadline to file in this district for the county commission. Two Republicans had already filed quite a bit sooner. So my filing closed their primary to Republicans.<br />
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We have about 20,000 registered Republicans, about 19,000 registered Democrats, and about 15,000 non-affiliated registered voters. Meaning, unless they registered as Republicans after I filed, they had about six weeks to do it, registered Democrats and non-affiliated voters were &#8220;disenfranchised&#8221; in the Republican primary for this district&#8217;s county commission seat. I did not file to create that result, but it was the result of my filing. Same result, if I had filed three months sooner. Had hoped God would give me a free pass, which is why I waited to the filing deadline. Alas, none was issued.<br />
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As the campaign season progressed, I became alarmed over what I was learning about the Republican challenger, and having known the Republican incumbent a while, having run against him in 2006, and having felt he was a pretty good commissioner for the most part, I started campaigning for him and beating up on his opponent, whom I became convinced would have been a disaster movie on the county commission. This earned me a few more evil stares and labels. As did my beating up on a few candidates in other races, county commission and otherwise, whom I felt were not exactly what we needed in public office. This ain&#8217;t the first time I&#8217;ve behaved in this uncivil way down here.<br />
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Now that the Republican incumbent has prevailed in the primary, it&#8217;s a new ball game moving toward the November 2 general election.<br />
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What I&#8217;ve been telling the people who are upset over what I did is, if they don&#8217;t like it, then get rid of partisan primaries in our county. Let all races be open, and if no one candidate garners more than 50 percent in the election, then let  there be a run-off between the top two vote getters.<br />
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I believe this is a little different from what your organization is trying to achieve, as I do not see you trying to eliminate partisan primaries altogether. Rather, you are trying to make them open to all voters, yes?<br />
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I see partisan politics as a huge problem for our country, and I don&#8217;t care for the Electoral College system, either. If I had my way, it would be a democratic voting process throughout. Maybe that&#8217;s your organization&#8217;s long-term goal, maybe not.<br />
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Our perhaps differences are not why I declined to contribute to your effort. I told the caller I don&#8217;t solicit campaign contributions, so I was not able to contribute to your campaign efforts. I don&#8217;t accept campaign contributions, either. Nor do I use road-side signs, posters, buttons, bumper stickers, radio, TV or telemarketing. I put up plenty of rhetoric to <span style="color: #0066cc;"><a href="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0066cc;">goodmorningfloridakeys.com</span></a></span><a href="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/" target="_blank"></a> and <a href="http://goodmorningkeywest.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0066cc;">goodmorningkeywest.com</span></a>, and to a local popular Coconut Telegraph blog at <span style="color: #0066cc;"><a href="http://bigpinekey.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0066cc;">bigpinekey.com</span></a></span>. The Coconut Telegraph is sort of like a tropical version of the shootout at O K Corral. Of course, I don&#8217;t have nuttin&#8217; to do with none of that.<br />
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I attend candidate forums and submit to media interviews, of which (media interviews) I have done several hundred in my peculiar life; many before I became involved in politics, which I thoroughly despise and would like to nuke to extinction.<br />
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I told your caller that, due to the high tourist traffic in the Florida Keys, drawing in people down here from all over America, this might be a very good location for your organization to spend some time and focus. I told the caller that people come down here and get their world view rearranged as often as not, then they go back to where they came from and talk about it.<br />
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Well, I&#8217;ve prattled on quite enough probably.<br />
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Good hunting. I hope you bag your limit.<br />
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Sloan Bashinsky<br />
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Little Torch Key<br />
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about 45 minutes by car up US 1 from Key West<br />
a tad in the boondocks, this area,<br />
Key deer, peacocks, iguanas,<br />
four variety of dove<br />
and a bejillion other birds,<br />
including about half dozen<br />
variety of raptors, including<br />
osprey, bald eagle and falcon,<br />
butterflies, lizards, bugs,<br />
mosquitoes big as vampires,<br />
bikers and drops outs,<br />
a real menagerie,<br />
including a few ex-lawyers,<br />
lots of rednecks and wannabes,<br />
plenty of emigrants and business people<br />
and poor white working stiffs, too,<br />
mixed with mucho mostly anglo snowbirds,<br />
and how political parties survive down here<br />
it a darn mystery to me,<br />
not likely they get on the endangered species list<br />
anytime soon, but one must keep trying,<br />
so I keep eating lots of raw mangrove blossom honey<br />
which is real good attracting flies . . . <br />
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<div><em>Hi Sloan &#8211; Thanks for your email. To clarify &#8211; Independentvoting.org does support nonpartisan elections. We fought long and hard for them in California, and were part of the coalition that succeeded in getting Prop 14 passed. While it would be good to open the primaries to the 2.5 million who are now excluded in Florida, our preferred option would be a Top Two campaign. Linda Ricke from Sunshine Independents is doing a grassroots petitioning campaign for open primaries. You can check out her website. </em><br />
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<em>We also just lost an attempt to put nonpartisan elections on the ballot in New York City. NY has what&#8217;s called a Charter Revision Commission who can put initiatives on the ballot. While they declined, we succeeded in creating a dialogue amongst ordinary New Yorkers who generally support nonpartisan elections. </em></div>
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<div><em>Unfortunately, taking on the major parties cost money. It takes a lot of money to build a movement.  Please check out our website at </em><span style="color: #0068cf;"><em><a href="http://www.independentvoting.org/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0068cf;"><em>www.independentvoting.org</em></span></a></em></span><em>.</em></div>
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<div><em>Good luck in your efforts, and if you&#8217;d like to be part of our network, send me your information and I&#8217;ll let you know about our national conference calls and other activities. </em></div>
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<div><em>By the way- I assume when you said &#8220;beat up&#8221; you meant verbally, not physically. Being part of the independent movement is empowering. Independents organize groups that work on reform issues to change how politics is done. Anger doesn&#8217;t change how politics is structured, but organizing does.</em></div>
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<div><em>Nancy Ross<br />
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<div>Hi, Nancy. Yeah, with words. Don&#8217;t want to go to jail. Use comic relief sometimes, too. But a theme of take no prisoners pervades. Glad to see you are a Top Two mission outfit. I don&#8217;t join organizations too well, hard to breathe and be me. Fortunately, I&#8217;m old and wearing out and probably won&#8217;t have to put up with much more of this foolishness too terribly much longer. Maybe somebody will shoot me and hasten me more pronto to the bone yard. I keep trying. After writing to you earlier, I felt remiss leaving out mention of multitudinous sea creatures and critters, including quite a few mermaids who seem not to take any shine to me. I got your email address off the <span style="color: #0068cf;"><a href="http://independentvoting.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0068cf;">independentvoting.com</span></a></span> website. Was hard to find on it someone to write to. Didn&#8217;t see a &#8220;To Contact Us&#8221; to click. It takes a lot of money to build anything on this world, which may be why I spend more time trying to build ideas and different ways of thinking, mostly using the Internet, which for now is protected from too much government, political, religious interference. If you want to see examples of what I mean by beat up on, go to <span style="color: #0066cc;"><a href="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0066cc;">goodmorningfloridakeys.com</span></a></span> and start reading back in time. You will run out of water and provisions long before you get back to the trailhead. None of what I post is copyrighted, I only ask that it not be used out of context.  If you want me included in a national conference call - (305) 407-4287. You have my email address. Again, good hunting. Sloan</div>
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<div>political advertisement, approved and paid for by the Distict 2 county commission tsumani surfer candidate from Little Torch Key . . . if you only knew just how real that analogy is, you would never come out your hardened waterproof concrete bunker again . . .</div>
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<p>Yet another view of  independent campaigning , thinking and living is today&#8217;s Out of the Box Candidate &#8211; Florida Keys post at <a href="http://goodmorningkeywest.com">goodmorningkeywest.com</a>.</p>
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<p>you usually can find me at <a href="mailto:keysmyhome@hotmail.com">keysmyhome@hotmail.com</a></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[State Attorney Dennis Ward, left, was on US 1 Radio yesterday morning with news coordinator Bill Becker. After doing a segment on the Monica Acevedo sentencing, Bill had Dennis come back for another segment of the program. In that segment Dennis expanded the discussion to other areas, including the need for county ethics laws regulating lobbyist registration, county [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><a href="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dennis-ward.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dennis-ward.jpg" src="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dennis-ward.jpg" alt="" width="98" height="122" /></a>State Attorney Dennis Ward, left, was on US 1 Radio yesterday morning with news coordinator Bill Becker. After doing a segment on the Monica Acevedo sentencing, Bill had Dennis come back for another segment of the program. In that segment Dennis expanded the discussion to other areas, including the need for county ethics laws regulating lobbyist registration, county employees accepting gifts from outsiders, and conflict of interest. Dennis specifically mentioned a smelly situation at Florida Keys Aqueduct Authority, which I had only just the day before discussed with County Commissioner George Neugent.<br />
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Read what follows and tell me if you think it’s a smelly situation.<br />
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FKAA recently asked for bids for an external audit. Six firms submitted bids. All firms were deemed qualified. The list was paired down to three firms. One of the three was Orpeza &amp; Parks, which had done FKAA’s external audits for 30 years. Another firm was Grau &amp; Assoc. The third firm was Marcum Rachlin. (Forgive me if I don’t have these three firms’ names spelled exactly right.)<br />
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FKAA  Board Vice-Chairman Rose Dell learned that Macrum Rachlin had done work for the City of Marahon, so she asked FKAA’s internal auditor to check with Marathon to see how its dealings with Marcum Rachlin had gone. Marathon came back thumbs up for Macum Rachlin. Dell reported this to the FKAA Board at its last meeting, at which one board member was absent.</div>
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Orpeza &amp; Parks bid was for $106,000. Grau &amp; Assoc.’s bid was for $85,000. Marcum Rachlin’s bid was for $58,000. Before the FKAA Board members turned in their rankings, Rose Dell asked the Board if any of them had had personal or business dealings with any of the three bidding firms. David Ritz said he has used Orpeza Park for the past 18 years. The other three directors said nothing. The directors gave their rankings. All directors present but Rose Dell ranked Orpeza &amp; Parks first. Dell ranked Marcum Rachlin first. Orpeza &amp; Parks got the contract for this year’s external audit, even though its bid was considerably higher than Marcum Rachlin’s. There was discussion about negotiating with Orpeza &amp; Parks, to reduce its bid. The matter was to be finalized at a later meeting.<br />
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After hearing of this, George mentioned the selection of Keith &amp; Schnars, for a $1,000,000 fee, to help the County develop a new Comprehensive Plan. George said other firms came in with lower bids but the county commissioners selected Keith &amp; Schnars because it seemed far more capable of doing the job. I said, “What if you had been a stockholder in Keith &amp; Schnars? Would you have had to recuse yourself from the selection process?” George said he would not have to recuse himself, because he would not be getting paid anything by Keith &amp; Schars. I respectfully disagreed. George said, what if this was Ford Motor Company, with many shareholders; would he have to recuse himself? I said probably. Then he said Keith &amp; Schnars is probably a closely-held company. I said that’s why I used them to ask my question.<br />
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I didn’t get the impression George thought David Ritz should have recused himself from the selection of Orpez &amp; Parks. Perhaps David being the Despot of Ocean Reef Club, who decides which candidates Ocean Reef will back in local elections, had nothing to do with George’s position. Perhaps George playing golf from time to time at Ocean Reef Club had nothing to do with his position. Perhaps George simply believes that unless money is coming directly into his pocket from someone who comes before the County Commission, he does not have to recuse himself. George saw nothing wrong with the lucrative no-bid contracts the Guidance Clinic and David Rice had with the Sheriff and the County, when David was CEO of the Guidance Clinic and a county commissioner.<br />
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I’m of the school that if something bears the mere appearance of impropriety, then a government official should not do it. I am of the school that David Ritz should have recused himself from the selection of Orpez &amp; Parks. To his credit, David disclosed his prior relationship with Orpez &amp; Parks. Not to his credit, David only did so after Rose Dell asked if any of  the FKAA Board members had dealings with Orpez &amp; Parks? Given how I have seen things go in this community, I wonder if other FKAA Board members were not as honest as David Ritz? If not, and if they get found out, then I sure wouldn’t want for Dennis Ward to hear about it. We now have a State Attorney who works for We the People, for a change. AMEN.<br />
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It is well known in accounting/auditing circles that you need to bring in a fresh external audit team every few years to make sure the previous external audit team was not missing something the client was doing, and to make sure there were no shenanigans going on between the previous external audit team and the client. For the same external auditor to be used 30 years straight is a very big red flag. For the same external auditor, in a competitive bidding with other qualified external auditor firms, to make the highest bid by some margin and still get the bid is another big red flag. For a FKAA Board member, its Chairman, actually, who has done business for a long time with the 30-year external auditor, to vote to retain that auditor in the face of much lower bids, is yet another big red flag. For the external auditor to be a local firm (think bubba), and the other two external auditors to be from the mainlaind (thing non-bubbas), is yet another red flag.</div>
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<div>Another red flag flew at the last meeting when Chairman Ritz said he would be out of town at the next scheduled Board meeting, which meant Vice-Chairman Rose Dell would chair that meeting. Upon hearing this news, Board member Bob Dean tried to get finalizing the new contract with Orpez &amp; Parks put off until Chairman Ritz could be present. Before the next meeting is held, I believe it is really important that someone find out if any more members of the FKAA Board are doing business with Orpez &amp; Parks. One Board member was not present at the last meeting. And, as I stated above, this being the Keys, I simply don’t trust public officials to necessarily tell the truth all of the time. I wish I didn’t feel that way, but I know I have lots of company.</div>
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<div>As you are thinking this over, also be thinking over that the City of Marathon once hired Keith &amp; Schnars and paid them a $500,000 fee. By and by, Marathon had to fire Keith &amp; Schanrs and have city staff do what Keith &amp; Schnars had been paid $500,000 to do. This was before our County Commission hired Keith &amp; Schnars for $1,000,000, to do what county staff could have done for what we were already paying them. Do you see county employee raises flapping away to Keith &amp; Schnars? If not, you must own stock in Keith &amp; Schnars.<br />
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Sloan Bashinsky<br />
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		<title>The Devil Made Him Do It &#8211; District 2 race</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 11:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I attended Monique Acevedo&#8217;s sentencing hearing in Key West yesterday. Judge Mark Jones gave her 8 years in prison, followed by 22 years probation and restitution of the $413,000 she had stolen from the school system.   Driving back up to my place on Little Torch Key, I called Bill Loewy, who has been up on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Sloan-Bashinsky.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1617" title="Sloan Bashinsky" src="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Sloan-Bashinsky.jpg" alt="" width="75" height="91" /></a>I attended Monique Acevedo&#8217;s sentencing hearing in Key West yesterday. Judge Mark Jones gave her 8 years in prison, followed by 22 years probation and restitution of the $413,000 she had stolen from the school system.<br />
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Driving back up to my place on Little Torch Key, I called Bill Loewy, who has been up on the mainland for a couple of weeks, and gave him the news. Then, I shared my theory on how Danny Coll and his backers had designed a slick campaign to defeat George Neugent in the Republican primary. Bill said I should share that theory with George .</p>
<p>So I called George, to see if he was at his county commissioner office on Big Pine Key, the next Key up US 1 from Little Torch. I got his voice mail. It was closing on 1 p.m, and I decided to head to Big Pine to have lunch with Rose Dell and her mother, Coco, who own and operate Coco&#8217;s Kitchen in the Big Pine shopping center. Originally from Nicaragua, they came to America when Rose was very young. The story of their history in the restaurant business and the Keys would make a good human interest story in the Keynoter or Citizen.<br />
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Anyway, I walk into Coco&#8217;s and grab the only stool left at the counter, only then to see my left-hand diner is George Neugent his own self. I say, &#8221;There you go running my traps again.&#8221; I had learned that line from George when he accused me of running his traps after finding me in Coco&#8217;s one morning for breakfast, eating his regular Coco&#8217;s breakfast &#8211; huevos rancheros. My regular Coco&#8217;s breakfast, too.<br />
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I let out what happened at Monique&#8217;s sentencing hearing after she pled straight guilty, not no contest (nolo contendre). Then I tell George that Bill Lowey told me to tell him my conspiracy theory about how Danny Coll&#8217;s sneak attack. George doesn&#8217;t buy it. He says the outcome would have been the same vote split, if I hadn&#8217;t entered the race and closed the Republican primary to just registered Republican voters. Maybe so. Against Danny, George would have swept the Ocean Reef precinct, and, as they say, all the rest would have been history.<br />
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Ocean Reef going for George was the upper Keys centerpiece of Danny&#8217;s strategy. The lower centerpiece of Danny&#8217;s strategy was Key West and its large Cuban-American voter contingency.  The middle strategy was Danny&#8217;s personal and business presence on Big Pine and nearby Keys. The Ocean Reef negative-vibe strategy ran down the Keys, the Key West positive-vibe strategy ran up the Keys. Surely I jest. Read on.<br />
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During the primary campaign, Danny Coll&#8217;s good buddy, Mark Howell, Editor of Solares Hill, did a huge documentary spread on Cuban-Americans, in which Danny was one of two featured, successful Keys people who had been born in Cuba. It was a good piece. However, it ran in direct violation of a Solares Hill and Citizen (which owns Solares Hill) policy of not giving candidates for office gratuitous press coverage before the election. I knew of that policy, having had Mark Howell himself once explain it to me. So I wrote to Mark and said to forget me, but Solares Hill owed George Neugent equal treatment, to level the playing field in his and Danny&#8217;s race. Not a peep did I hear back from Mark.<br />
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At Coco&#8217;s yesterday, George chipped in another piece of Danny&#8217;s strategy. Just before the election, Danny ran radio ads in Spanish up and down the Keys, which George said had caught him napping and had enhanced Danny&#8217;s showing in the primary. But for those ads, George said, his margin of victory would have been greater.<br />
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A lot of people do not realize that nearly all Cuban-Americans are Republicans because President John F. Kennedy, a Democrat, chickened out in the middle of the American-backed invasion of Cuba, launched to oust Fidel Castro and return Cuba to Cuban expatriates living in exile in America.<br />
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I had never considered the possibility of a Cuban-American voting block in the Keys, until I dreamt of large Hispanic men, wearing black suits, black ties and white shirts moving in on and taking over a community in which I was involved. I wrote about that dream, and that it had caused me to wonder if there was a Cuban-American voting block in the Keys, with ties to South-Florida Cuban Americans? If so, was Danny Coll their front man? If so, why would they choose Danny when he had so many troubles in his personal and business life? Why wouldn&#8217;t they choose a cleaner candidate?<br />
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(See my 7/27/2010  <a rel="bookmark" href="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/?p=3089" target="_blank">Men In Black – District 2 County Commission Race</a> post to goodmorningfloridakeys.com. You can get to that post by clicking on its title in the previous sentence.)<br />
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Enter Richard Sands, who wrote a letter to the editor about a week before the primary elections, which the Citizen published. In his letter, Sands said the above post revealed the <strong>real</strong> reason I was backing George Neugent and getting onto Danny Coll. Sands said I am a <strong>bigot</strong> and am<strong> racially prejudiced against Hispanic people</strong>.<br />
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Sands letter actually was crafted by Danny Coll&#8217;s campaign manager, Tim &#8220;Hit Man&#8221; Gratz, whose reputation in not entirely clean campaign tactics, according to what I read on the Internet, dates back to Watergate times. The Internet search also revealed Tim had shown keen interest in Cuban-assassination-of John-F-Kennedy theories, which is what drew Tim and Danny and Mark Howell together. Mark had run a number of pieces in Solares Hill about that watery topic.<br />
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The Citizen published next day George&#8217;s reply to the Sands/Gratz letter, but the Citizen waited until after the Republican primary to publish my reply, which I had sent in before George had sent his. The Citizen waited to publish my reply, because it didn&#8217;t want Cuban-American/Hispanic voters to see it before the election. Here it is again. </p>
<p><em>In a recent letter to the Editor, Richard Sands accused me of being bigoted and racially prejudiced toward Hispanic people, and he said that‘s why I have been telling people to vote for George Neugent in the District 2 county commission Republican primary.<br />
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My bigotry and prejudice against Hispanic people is blatantly evident by my having eaten several meals a week at El Siboney in Key West, until it was sold to Hispanic people I didn’t know and the people who had been like family to me faded away.<br />
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My bigotry and prejudice against Hispanic people is blatantly evident in the five or so meals a week I have with Rose Dell and her mother at Coco&#8217;s Kitchen in the Big Pine Key shopping center, where I cut up with Rose and her mother, and with gringos and Hispanics, and anyone else I can get to play with me. Rose nearly split her sides laughing when I told her of Sands&#8217; accusations.<br />
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My bigotry and prejudice against Hispanic people is blatantly evident in the number of Hispanic people, usually men, but a few women, I pick up at bus stops on US 1 and give a free ride to Key West or up the Keys.<br />
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As I wrote to someone the day before Sands&#8217; letter to the editor was published (later published to goodmorningfloridakeys.com), I like Danny Coll; if he gets his business and private life straightened out, he might make a good county commissioner in four years and his Cuban origin might come in real handy if/after the US normalizes relations with Cuba.</em><br />
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I think it was two years ago that the Citizen adopted a policy of not endorsing candidates for office, which I had sometimes written was what the Citizen should do. Report the news, present interviews with the candidates, then let the voters decide which candidate to vote for. Alas, the Citizen, and its captured monkey rag, do not follow their own rules. The big rag and the little rag backed Danny Coll all the way. If you don&#8217;t now believe this in your heart, you need to see a psychiatrist.<br />
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Flash forward to today&#8217;s Citizen (<a href="http://keysnews.com/" target="_blank">keysnews.com</a>), which contains a letter to the editor from the real author of the Sands&#8217; letter. Read Tim Gratz&#8217;s letter today, which again does not tell readers how to get to my7/27/2001 <a rel="bookmark" href="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/?p=3089" target="_blank">Men In Black – District 2 County Commission Race</a> post to goodmorningfloridakeys.com. Observe how  Tim twists what I wrote into his own psychotic dellusion.<br />
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After making the comparison, ask yourself why in the world Danny Coll associated himself with Tim Gratz? Ask yourself if you would want Danny Coll for a county commissioner, knowing he was being steered behind the scenes by Tim Gratz, a disbarred lawyer, who stole fiduciary funds from a client. A father being prosecuted in the courts for not paying child support.  Ask yourself why Danny Coll associates with Tim Gratz?<br />
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Back to the District 2 race between George Nugent and me. Here is another erectile-dysfunction attack on <span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><span style="color: #0066cc;"><a href="http://bigpinekey.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0066cc;">bigpinekey.com</span></a><a href="http://bigpinekey.com/" target="_blank"></a><span style="color: #0066cc;"><a href="http://bigpinekey.com/" target="_blank">&#8216;s</a></span></span></span></span> Coconut Telegraph blog (yesterday):<br />
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<em>[<strong>The Devil Made Me Do It]</strong> Most of us just laugh at our perennial candidate who claims he does things because God tells him what to do. How many times have we read that someone does harm to someone because God told him to do it? We have seen his vicious writing attacks on a number of folks. Because our local weirdo takes no personal responsibility for what he does (he blames it on the “voices”). Maybe we should realize he has the potential to do harm because God told him to do it.</em><br />
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Right, the Devil made me back George Neugent over Danny Coll. Right, the Devil sent me that dream about Danny Coll being a front man for South Florida Cuban-Americans. Right, the Devil  made me file in the District 2 race, which closed the Republican primary to only registered Republicans and very well might have stopped Danny Coll from beating George in that primary. Right, the Devil made me write this post today.<br />
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You can bet the conch farm the Devil is running whoever put up that comment on the Coconut Telegraph, I suppose one of George Neugent&#8217;s groupies. You can bet the conch farm the Devil is running Tim Gratz. I told Danny Coll to get rid of Gratz. When Danny didn&#8217;t do it, that told me the Devil was running Danny, too. What a bucket of snakes.<br />
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Sloan Bashinsky<br />
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		<title>Monique Meets the Judge, Finally</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 09:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Monique Acevedo 8:45 a.m. this morning brings Monique Acevedo before Judge Mark Jones, to enter a plea of guilty or nolo contendre to charges of swiping around $413,000 from our school system. Nolo contendre basically means the charges against the defendant are not denied but the defendant does not formally admit them either. Both pleas are guilty pleas, but nolo [...]]]></description>
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<p>8:45 a.m. this morning brings Monique Acevedo before Judge Mark Jones, to enter a plea of guilty or nolo contendre to charges of swiping around $413,000 from our school system. Nolo contendre basically means the charges against the defendant are not denied but the defendant does not formally admit them either. Both pleas are guilty pleas, but nolo simply sounds a little nicer. Ether plea saves Monique a trial by a jury of her peers, and puts the entire load for determining her fate on Judge Jones.<br />
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Monique&#8217;s husband, Randy, our former Superintendent of Schools, was already convicted for helping cover up Monique&#8217;s theft. His case is on appeal.<br />
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After his conviction, before he changed lawyers, Randy&#8217;s local lawyer, a former assistant prosecuting State Attorney, was arguing in the local press that Randy was charged and convicted of helping Monique cover up crimes for which she had not yet been convicted, so how could Randy be convicted, if Monique was not yet convicted?<br />
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That defense was about the same as two apprehended bank robbers, one driving the get-away car, the other going into the bank to stick it up. The get-away driver is tried first and defends on the ground that the stick-up defendant has not yet been convicted, so the get-away driver cannot be found guilty.<br />
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Horseshit dreamed up by defense lawyers. If, beyond a reasonable doubt, the jury believes from the evidence that a bank robbery was committed by the stick-up defendant, and if the jury, beyond a reasonable doubt, believes the other defendant/accomplice was waiting outside the bank in the get-away car, then the jury can convict the accomplice even though the stick-up defendant has not yet been tried and convicted.<br />
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Now before Judge Jones is the stick-up defendant. Now comes the moment of truth. Will Judge Jones go easy on Monique, perhaps even give her house arrest for a while, followed by probation and a long-term restitution payment plan? Probation is what Randy received, even through he showed no remorse at his sentencing hearing and admitted not that he had done anything wrong; and then he appealed his conviction. Or will Judge Jones put Monique in prison? If so, for how long? And under what terms of eventual release? That&#8217;s what we all are waiting to learn today.<br />
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Monique will be allowed to put on character witnesses, if she wishes, and use their testimony, and the fact that Monique and Randy have minor children, and the fact that Monique might have been mentally deranged and on mind-altering drugs when she raped the school system, to try to persuade Judge Jones to go light on her. Assistant State Attorney Mark Wilson will be able to cross-examine those witnesses, which might turn out pretty embarrassing for them in a community still in shock and outrage over what Monique and Randy did.<br />
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Shock and outraged evidenced by the fact that just last week this community at the polls, by about 2/3 of the votes cast, revoked the historical election of the Superintendent of Schools method and replaced it with a Superintendent who will be hired, supervised and fired by the School Board. The Acevedos were the reason for this change in selection of School Superintendent. Several times previously, attempts to make this change were soundly defeated at the polls.<br />
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After Monique&#8217;s rape and pillage was discovered, Randy refused to take a voluntary paid administrative leave. A majority of the School Board, Steven Pibramsky and John Dick dissenting, refused to force Randy to take paid administrative leave. The School Board and school system were in pandemonium. They had what appeared to be a criminal for a School Superintendent. An elected official, Randy could not be fired by the Board. Only the Governor could remove Randy. The Governor waited until Randy was arrested and booked, then the Governor put Randy on leave without pay. Then, after some searching around, the Governor appointed an interim Superintendent, who is still on the job. <br />
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That about one-third of the voters wanted to keep an elected School Superintendent in the face of all of that astounds me. That this county ever even had an elected School Superintendent to begin with astounds me. It was a popularity contest. The Superintendent didn&#8217;t even need to have experience in a school system. In fact, Randy had never taught school a day in his life. In fact, Randy did not have a teaching certificate.  In fact, Randy knew no more about teaching school than I know, but he became our Superintendent of Schools because people who liked him voted him into office.<br />
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Not satisfied with his own lack of qualifications, Randy sought to enhance his wife&#8217;s lack of qualifications. He got an outside firm to jimmy the requirements for a position Monique lacked the qualifications to assume. Then, Randy promoted Monique to that position. He did not tell the School Board he had done this until some time later. This new position put Monique in charge of areas where she now could steal from the school system. She used the new position well. And when she got caught, she got really uppity about it, as did Randy.<br />
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Monique&#8217;s Public Defender lawyer, and maybe character witnesses, will try to persuade Judge Jones to treat Monique like a common thief. Like she only embezzled $413,000 from a corporation for which she worked. Like she had worked for Key West developer-business mogul Ed Swift, and she had embezzled $413,000 from Ed&#8217;s company. Corporate white collar theft.<br />
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It will be argued by defense counsel that all that&#8217;s really necessary here is to put Monique on house arrest for a while; then on probation, and for her to pay all of the money back over time like it&#8217;s a mortgage. It will be argued that this is fair and appropriate, because that&#8217;s how other white collar embezzlers have been treated by the courts.<br />
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Excuse me?<br />
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Monique did not steal from a developer mogul for whom she worked. Monique stole from an entire school system and its community. She was a high official in the school system. She was a role model for the children. She was entrusted with our children&#8217;s welfare. She was entrusted with the taxpayers&#8217; money. What Monique did, with Randy&#8217;s assistance, tore the fabric of the soul of this community to shreds. The community lost all faith in the school system, which was exacerbated by three of the School Board members vacillating on what to do about Monique after her crime became known. The Board members who did not vaccilate were Steven Pibramsky and John Dick.<br />
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After it was clear Monique was a thief, and a big time one at that, School Board Chairman Andy Griffith eventually came out in favor of giving Monique house arrest and then probation, along with restitution. Idiotic.<br />
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School Board members Pibramsky and Dick led the charge from the get-go, to deal with the Acevedos, while the other three Board members played safe. Pibramsky and his family received serious threats, which put them in fear for their and their small children&#8217;s safety. But for Pibramsky and Dick, the Acevedos might have gotten away with it.<br />
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State Attorney Dennis Ward has come under terrific pressure to cut Monique slack, treat her like a mere employee thief of corporate money. Make no mistake, the very people who did not want State Attorney Dennis Ward to be elected are trying to get Monique cut slack, because her husband, Randy, is a conch. As in, he was born in the Keys. He is a Key Wester. Yep, a bubba. Bubbas are supposed to get different (translate better) treatment because they are bubbas.<br />
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Make no mistake, if Dennis Ward had not been elected, Randy Acevedo probably would not have been charged by the previous State Attorney. Make no mistake, Dennis Ward is not going to do what the bubbas want him to do. Dennis is not going to make it easy on Monique or Judge Jones. Dennis and his troops did the job they were supposed to do, the job Dennis was elected to do. Now it&#8217;s time for Judge Jones to do his job.<br />
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There is one other thing that needs to be addressed today. School system administrative employee Kathy Reizel blew the whistle on Monique and Randy. Kathy didn&#8217;t blow it quickly, but she darn well did blow it. She blew it in an environment of retribution for going against the power structure. She blew it because she could not live any longer with what she knew was going on.<br />
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For not blowing the whistle when she first got wind of what Monique was doing, and of Randy covering for it, Kathy Reizel was fired by the new Superintendent of Schools, whom the Governor appointed. What chance now that another school system employee, or any county employee, will get fed up and finally blow the whistle? What was the new Superintendent thinking? People have been maimed and even killed in the Keys for doing less than what Kathy Reizel did. People above Kathy in the school system were not axed, even though they were part of the attitude that allowed this cataclysm to occur.<br />
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Kathy Reizel was the State Attorney&#8217;s chief prosecuting witness against Randy at his trial. But for Kathy Reitzel, Randy would not have been convicted. But for Cathy Reizel, Monique would not be going before Judge Jones today. If Judge Jones doesn&#8217;t put Monique in prison today, what kind of message will  that send to ever school student and adult in the Keys? How many Monique copycats will that spawn?</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what Steven Pibramsky wrote to Dennis Ward, in separate letter from what the School Board sent to Dennis:</p>
<p>&#8220;It is important for our community that justice is served and that any sentence be significant enough to serve as an example that the trust in our educational system serves as the bedrock of our community and that this trust should not be blatantly violated with impunity.&#8221;</p>
<p>Sloan Bashinsky, citizen</p>
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		<title>Heavy Traffic &#8211; Florida Keys Politics</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 09:37:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From yesterday&#8217;s Coconut Telegraph at bigpinekey.com: If you paid any mind to Sloan throughout the years you would know that he is a total weirdo and it disgust me because he is an intelligent person. He could of had a very productive life and been a great asset to mankind/humanity. However he has chosen to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Sloan-Bashinsky.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1617" title="Sloan Bashinsky" src="http://goodmorningfloridakeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Sloan-Bashinsky.jpg" alt="" width="75" height="91" /></a>From yesterday&#8217;s Coconut Telegraph at <a href="http://bigpinekey.com/">bigpinekey.com</a>:</p>
<div><em>If you paid any mind to Sloan throughout the years you would know that he is a total weirdo and it disgust me because he is an intelligent person. He could of had a very productive life and been a great asset to mankind/humanity. However he has chosen to waste his life by being a perennial aggravator and instigator. I can tell you first hand though that he does have a propensity for violence. The evening of the forum at The Botanical Garden I experienced that first hand when upon my exit (I had a death in the family and had to leave before it was over). I had just found out that Sloan was a last minute entry into the district 2 commission race so I told him that his antics were getting old and that he was not funny anymore. As I headed toward the parking lot he assaulted me from behind by jerking my arm and just about pulling it out of socket. I warned him not to ever put his hands on me again. Rather than respond in kind I wanted to summon a deputy and file charges but my great nephew had just passed away as a result of a tragic swimming accident so I had more urgent matters to tend to at the time and I was not injured so I let him get away with it. I saw him at other forums after that and thought maybe he would at least apologize but the guy apparently has no remorse about anything, as I am told by others. If you think Mario used to have anger management issues just wait until you experience the wrath of this maniac and see that crazed look in his eyes. I know he makes many decisions based on dreams but this instance must of been a spontaneous nightmare. Now nobody can say that I didn’t warn you about rubbing Sloan Bashinsky the wrong way &amp; don’t forget to look over your shoulder if you do. </em><a href="mailto:~1somostcrane@bellsouth.net"><strong><em><span style="color: #ce5759;">~1somostcrane@bellsouth.net</span></em></strong></a></div>
<p>Somostcrane was so enraged that I had filed and closed the District 2 Republican primary to Republicans, that I thought maybe he was going to have a stroke. I thought to myself he surely was a Danny Coll backer, because there was no way a George Neugent backer would be upset with my closing the Republican primary.<br />
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As Somostcrane and I both were leaving the affair, he gave me another angry look. When I tried to speak to him, he growled he didn’t want to hear it and walked on. I reached out and grasped his upper left arm about like I would a heavy door I was opening, trying to get him to hear me out. He wrenched his arm away, growled for me to get my hands off it him, and stormed off.<br />
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Now I, too, was riled, because I don’t like hit-and-runs. Trailing close behind, I said, loud enough for him and others nearby to hear, that I must be doing something right to have gotten him so riled up. Then, I stopped walking and turned around and headed back to where it had started between us.<br />
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Several people I knew standing nearby asked what had gotten in him? I explained and they said not to worry about it. I said, “He has a three year-old-dick and a three-year-old brain.” He was too far away to hear that, but I wrote about it and maybe he heard about what I wrote. I would have loved for him to have brought a deputy back to speak with the people who saw me nearly tear his arm out of the socket. Anger management, my ass. He was so mad that I had closed the Republcian primary, that he could hardly breathe.<br />
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Next time I saw Somostcrane was at the Hometown PAC forum at the Key West airport. He was wearing a “Mario” sticker and was sitting right behind me with other people wearing Mario stickers. I said to him, “I’m trying my best to help your candidate.” He said something that sort of sounded like, “Thanks.”<br />
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Somostcrane would be real surprised to learn what all I have remorse over, but he might not believe it. I have remorse over every rough work assignment I undertake, including what you are reading here today. I undertake the assignments anyway, because the consequences to me of disobedience are horrendous. Every time I ran for office, including this time, was an assignment. Told to file by the Boss, I filed. Simple as that.<br />
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Which brings me to this commentary in yesterday’s Solares Hill Sunday supplement of Key West Citizen:</p>
<div><em>Many observers believe Coll might have won the seat had the District Two primary been open to Democrats and Independents. Due to the entry of Sloan Bashinsky as an Independent in the race, it was not. [The Florida constitution “closes” primaries to voters registered to the relevant party but all can vote if there are not other candidates vying for a position.) Some would argue it is anomalous when a party primary is closed solely due to the entry of an Independent candidate who is not considered a serious one. Bashinsky has written that he entered the District 2 race to preclude Democrats and Independents from voting for Coll, adding that he did so at the urging of Neugent. Which has ended up effectively disenfranchising Democrats.</em></div>
<p>My candidacy didn’t also effectively disenfranchise Independents, who could have voted in the Republican primary, if I had not filed? Actually, there were a number of closed primaries in this year&#8217;s races, including the District 4 race, where two independents filed for Mario Di Gennaro&#8217;s county commission seat. If they had not filed, David Rice would now be that seat&#8217;s county commissioner.<br />
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Registered Democrats and Independents had plenty of time before the primaries to register as Republicans and vote in the Republican primaries. Danny Coll wrote that very thing in a letter to the editor. I wrote it a few times on my websites. We both criticized partisan primary voting in local elections. Maybe what happened in the District 2 race this year pissed off enough voters to launch a grassroots movement to end partisan primary voting in the Keys. I hope so.<br />
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As for my entering the District 2 race because George Neugent asked me to enter it, what I wrote about that was I got to talking with George during a break at a County Commission meeting a few days before the deadline for filing. He asked if I was going to file, and I said I was still hoping God was going to give me a free pass. George said it wouldn’t seem right not having me in the race, referring back to 2006, when I ran against him without any other candidates having filed.</p>
<p>I had written many times of being told in dreams early in the year that I was going to run for the District 2 seat again, and of my strong aversion to doing it. I had wailed and moaned plenty about it. Maybe two or three weeks before I had that conversaton with George, Danny Coll put up a post on the Coconut Telegraph, blasting me for the way I was behaving; he told me to file or shut up. Danny was the first messenger from God, George was the second. More messages came after I spoke with George. So I filed, albeit reluctantly and with remorse.<br />
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As for criticism that I am not a serious candidate, why, then, do people get upset with me? If I was not a serious candidate, if I was of no consequence, if I was crazy, I would be ignored. <br />
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Received this email early this morning . . .</p>
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<div><em>Just thought I would tell you that on my desk cabinet door I hang things of great importance to me. A while back, months ago I suppose I cut and pasted your poem to a notebook page and printed it out and hung it where I could read it daily.  Not only me, but all of the people that ever happen to use my computer.. and there are plenty of them.  Anyway it is the poem that starts out :</em></div>
<div> </div>
<div>I know what it is to love fully</div>
<div>have my heart broken by death</div>
<div>and by loved ones&#8217; rejections,</div>
<div>Over and over again,</div>
<div>so I can love even more</div>
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<div><em>and ends with:</em></div>
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<p>I know what it is to explain God</p>
</div>
<div>time after time after time again.</div>
<div>Something demands I keep explaining:</div>
<div>Maybe someone will listen,</div>
<div>Maybe me.</div>
<p><em>&#8211; I love this poem, just wanted you to know it means a lot to me.  Thanks for writing it.<br />
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<div><em> </em> <em>Sandy Downs</em></div>
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<div>The poem fell out of me in mid-April 2001. Here is all of it.</div>
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<div>I know what it is to love fully,<br />
have my heart broken by death<br />
and by loved ones’ rejections,<br />
Over and over again,<br />
So I can love even more.</div>
<p>I know what it is to be engulfed in pain,<br />
Awash in evil,<br />
Terrified, enraged, despaired,<br />
Believing God has again forsaken me,<br />
Then be given the truth<br />
that again makes me free.</p>
<p>I know what it is to doubt,<br />
Be lost and wandering<br />
time and time again,<br />
Then be rescued yet again<br />
and my faith grows deeper.</p>
<p>I know what it is to blindly trust,<br />
Then be destroyed by betrayal<br />
time and time again,<br />
Until I trust only God.</p>
<p>I know what it is to have much<br />
and be completely of this world,<br />
Then have it all taken away<br />
and be in the world but not of it.</p>
<p>I know what it is to fail in this world,<br />
And fail and fail and fail:<br />
The world’s greatest failure,<br />
I can serve only God.</p>
<p>I know what it is to give<br />
and give and give and give;<br />
I cannot stop giving<br />
because giving is receiving.</p>
<p>I know what it is to explain God<br />
time after time after time again.<br />
Something demands I keep explaining:<br />
Maybe someone will listen,<br />
Maybe me.</p>
<div>No way I invented that poem. It was given to me, just as running for the District 2 seat this year was given to me.</div>
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<div>Sloan Bashinsky</div>
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<div>policital advertisement, approved and paid for by me with a great deal of remorse</div>
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